The Bachelor Recaps: JUST HOLD ON!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

JUST HOLD ON!!

Don't be afraid, Lincee Fans, you will be getting your fix today, just maybe a little later than usual.

Lincee has this thing called work that she has to attend to, but she'll be posting just as soon as she can today.

In the mean time, I will be leading a group discussion on the life and times of Alan Greenspan...

Ahhh, just kiddin', let's just talk about last night's show!

---BFF #2 Paul---

198 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice to meet you BFF #2!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad student/stoner is gone!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks BFF #2!
...waiting patiently...

Anonymous said...

i used to like actress susan but now i think it's just acting. I really like nashville. At first i didn't and i'm just confused about mowana

Anonymous said...

Dr Stork needs to know a little something about setting the mood. For first kiss with our GIRL, Sarah Nashville, he had all the lights on in the middle of his living room? C'mon now!!!
Seriously.
And did anyone catch Susan ADMIT that she's in it to be an actress? "I am passionate about acting, and whatever vehicle gets me there...."
SERIOUSLY.... is it that hard to become a soap opera actress?

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice actress Susan looked DIRECTLY in the camer last night?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

not the first time she's looked DIRECTLY in the camera. she knows where they are and always gives them the eye. i caught it 2x last episode.

Anonymous said...

did anyone notice Susan almost fall after she got her rose. I thought it was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

who do you think he will pick?

Anonymous said...

does anyone know if Cush and blonde chick are still together from the last bachelor?? I was just wondering.

Anonymous said...

Stoner Sarah - way too immature for him, but I did feel badly for her. I think he knew she was too attached and decided to let her go now rather than hurt her more later.

Su "I am ready for my close-up" san - wow could your parents throw you any further under the bus? Oh, and next time make the reading off the cue cards a little less obvious.

Moana - Freak of nature!!! Why he didn't cut her after that video I will never know.

Sarah TN. - winner. I mean the pink walls didn't even scare her off...

can't wait for the recap!!!!

Anonymous said...

and while they were kissing! i wonder if dr. stork gets to see the film before he makes his choice--was she even paying attention?? and do you think travis was thankful to be at their family's homes-he said it like eighty times!

Anonymous said...

Susan is so full of it. It is painful! Could her "lines" be more planned out? I hope he can see through that- it is almost like a bad Saturday Night Live skit or something!!! You know, like in a skit when they talk and then stare into the camera for a minute...

Anonymous said...

Ok, Moana is officially a psycho-stalker and Susan is definitely acting. At first I was not such a big fan of Nashville, but now she seems like the only choice.

Anonymous said...

umm...is it me, or did Stoner Sarah grow a rack over 4 weeks?

Anonymous said...

Um, I couldn't tell if Sarah and Stork lived near each other in Tenn. Oh wait, yes I did because they said it like 50 TIMES!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow Susan got wrecked by her parents. They seem to disapprvoe of a lot of her choices. How about her mom bringing up her ex-fiance at dinner with her new potential guy... little uncomfortable maybe? She's totally in it for the fame.

Can't wait to read your take on it Lincee!

Anonymous said...

I want to know what the hell wardrobe was thinking when they selected that God-awful tie Chris wore at the rose ceremony last night. And, props to the intern for her excellent use of electrical tape to make sure we didn't know they were using Heinz ketchup at the Nashville BBQ...

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice that Susan's mom said that "anything to get (All my Children) in the same house". I mean was that a hint or a plug or what??

Anonymous said...

i think we should write a letter to ABC telling them to put the bachelor back to its original time slot. i don't like that it's an hour later. and i also noticed stoner sarah's huge boobs!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, stoner Sarah did grow an enormous chest overnight! I liked her though.

Anonymous said...

Ok so funny to see Susans dramatic head tilts and gazes towards the camera crew. SO FAKE. Moana could not have been more pathetic and desperate- Psycho. And as a fellow teacher who also does the "tootie tah" dance with her 1st graders, I liked Sarah...she is the only acceptable choice now.

Anonymous said...

Lincee, any chance you might be willing to post your recaps from past seasons? I just found out about this site and am already a HUG fan! I'm so sorry I missed it in the past!

Anonymous said...

did you see the scenes for next week how susan looked so fake and her answers were so rehearsed. I hope that stork can see throug her.

Anonymous said...

hey who was the last bachelor? was it the o'connell kid?

Anonymous said...

Did you know Alan Greenspan is married to Andrea Mitchell on NBC news??

Just Kidding, Susan was totally checking to make sure that her best side was facing the camera. She stared at the camera once while they were kissing!! Shes SO the replacement for Hope if Bo needs a new wife.

Anonymous said...

None of these women are right for Travis but he has no choice but to choose Nashville at this point even though she is only like a friend to him. Hopefully Susan will go next week. Did anyone else notice how weird Travis's big toes were when he was barefoot in the park? His big toe was like horizontal instead of vertical. EW!!!

Anonymous said...

yes. stoner's boobs are GI-normous. they were taking over her fairy-tale bed when she was talking to mommy.

also, nashville's dad is officially my favorite reality character of ALL TIME. he was absolutely priceless.

Amber said...

Thanks for the warning BFF #2! But I keep checking this page every five seconds! I can't stop! I'm a LINCEE-AHOLIC!!

mike mcguff said...

Lincee was written up by an ABC web site.


http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=sci_tech&id=3883216

She's hitting the big time.

Anonymous said...

Stoner sarah's boobs get bigger episode by episode. Still dont see the romance with Nashville, but she is the only sane one. it seems her mother was trying to talk her OUT of liking him.
Kelly kapowski is definitely acting, I cant stand to watch her! Moana's family looked normal, what's up with her. She must have some major baggage with all that crying, Im sure it will come out soon!

Anonymous said...

My vote goes to Suasn or Sarah I can't stand Mowana. She has got to go. What was up with her message to Travis. That made me want to jump off a building. Forget "Bless her heart" She just needs to go.

Anonymous said...

I am personally thrilled and a tiny bit relieved that the psycho stalkers who occasionally dot the comment section of this web site with their NOT FUNNY comments have not scared our awesomely witty Lincee off. I love your humor Lincee and hope that ABC or someone is taking note of it. You deserve to make big bucks for it. You rock girl!

More love from, Lincee's # 1 fan

Anonymous said...

do you think who ever travis picks that they'll last like trista and ryan? I think that they are my favorite of all time.

Anonymous said...

Sarah Nashville is too good for Dork - I mean Stork. I don't like him any more after the religion comment. I think he deserves either of the remaining two psychos. Sarah Nashville is too good for him.

Anonymous said...

I want to know what Susan has done to her family to make them dislike her so much. They weren't even nice to her! She must have put them through a lot with all of her "acting" abilities--I think she's a lost little puppy and they've had it with all the drama. Would give anything to know what happened with the ex-fiance. . . .

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think it is weird that Susan stayed in a hotel when she was visiting her parents/hometown?

Anonymous said...

I thought it was really odd Susan was staying in a hotel. Doesn't Travis think that was strange? He needs to give her the boot. I LOVED how her mom called her out though. That was great. She really does just want to be an actress. And you can see where she used to be engaged. Go to www.theweddingchannel.com and type in Susan Edds. You'll see her engagement was called off and she was engaged to Nick Murphy.If you want to see his myspace acct, go here. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41833854

Anonymous said...

And what about Stoner's hair being all flat and ugly at the rose ceremony, but then when they were interviewing after she was dumped, it was all fixed and curly??? So glad we won't be hearing anymore "growling" coming out of her!!

Anonymous said...

did u see the look on tennessee's face when he said that he wanted to move to the mountains. that was priceless. pooor girl. she wanted to grow old with dr. trav in nashville

Anonymous said...

As a doctor I would have thought Stork could have handled himeself better against Mo's father. Her father totally ate his lunch. It was the best part of the show for me. I don't think I like him too much any more.

Anonymous said...

Totally! I expected Mo-wana's family to be freaks and then they were so NORMAL. She has issues hidden behind those eyes that even the fake eyelashes cant cover up! Whoa... she was a cryin' mess.

And yes, Sara TN's dad was a typical Tennessee dad. I loved it! Oh, and Nashville isnt her real hometown. Her parents live in Jackson, TN. 2 hours west of Nashville.

Anonymous said...

this show is brutal, Mowana is a psycho and really has nothing in common with T, neighter did stoner, she's a llittle kid with nothing to offer an MD. Susan really is waaay too full of herself and her Moom is So right, she is really not in this for anything else but a career in LA, which is pathetic in the first place. and Nashville seems really nice but there is 0 chemistry there. BUt he still is the most stable of them all. Once again the bach will end up alone, another failure. This dude is sooo cheesy with all his sappy one liners to the fams, waht a dope, c'mon MD's never stay with the same girl, they all flirt with the nurses daily expecially when your his age. By the way I thought his house was way ugly, it was like a little cheap swiss chalet looking elven house. This dude is a total lamer. If I house him wathcing all the pathetic lines hes spewing out I would be soooo embarrassed becasue its so fake, how many times can he say , this is real, this is real, this is real, uhhh no its not!!!

Anonymous said...

Why is susan from "Overland Park, KS" (my home town) but then goes home to Durham? She is messed in in the A.

Anonymous said...

she probably lives in Overland Park but her family lives in North Carolina. She has a mild accent if you couldn't tell and it's not a midwestern accent either.

Anonymous said...

Little Loomer let a BOOMER.

Anonymous said...

i wonder when the posting is going to be up

Anonymous said...

hey does anyone know how long ago this actually happned?

Anonymous said...

I think what is going on is ABC is already trying to mess with all of I think what is going on is ABC is already trying to mess with all of us- Don't you see what they are doing?? Remember with Andrew Firestone and Jenn?? Everyone thought there was zero chemistry there and turns out they had to cut most of their footage because the majority of the time they were all over each other!! So they could only use some of it- so MAYBE that is what is going on...that they really do like each other- but we are all being tricked! And yes, totally noticed Susan satyed in a hotel- very strange and can you belive her parents hung her out to dry like that??

Anonymous said...

Sarah from Tenn. Dad was horrid! ": what did you talk about dad?" " We talked about BBQ'ing and about my need to charge my robot batteries" I laughed myself sick over him and his buggy fish eyes. fantastic

Anonymous said...

Last night was without a doubt some of the best home town date action I have ever seen. It seemed like the ONLY date that went somewhat well was Sarah from Tennessee. And I used to like Susan but after last night...I just think she is so fake. My husband and I were counting how many times her eyes stole a glance INTO the cameras during the Duke Gardens scene. That whole date seemed so coreographed.

I loved Sarah's sisters surprising them at the park with the kids, very cute. But was one of Sarah's sister's wearing a green corduroy suit????

Anonymous said...

Okay: Susan. I liked her because she was from OP, holla back, Kansas Girls!! But then, she can't stop with the camera looks, she stayed in the hotel that it looked like the ABC intern decorated, and her Mom and Dad are so not supportive . . . what is up with her? Seriously?! And PS: Stork is a dork, it's official. Could he have said thanks to the families any more? Maybe it's because he didn't have anything meaningful to contribute to the conversations. Whatev. Can't wait to see Lincee's thoughts . . .

Anonymous said...

When "LA or BUST" and her mom were talking in the kitchen.... did her mom say something like "you dont even have an apartment," did I catch that right? It would explain her staying in a hotel like someone asked earlier...

Anonymous said...

susan would be a good soap star. she has the look and the fakeness. wouldn't that be hilarious if she got her start from being on the bachelor. how pathetic is that

Anonymous said...

yeah, but I would think she'd be staying at her parents' house in a spare bedroom or on a couch/air-mattress or something. If she lives that far from her family, one would think she'd want to spend some time there instead of at a hotel . . . weird.

Unknown said...

Being a teacher myself, I have to say that I'm pulling for Nashville to win. I agree with Lincee that ABC has been trying to keep us distracted from the relationship that has obviously been there between Mc and Nash. Now that we're down to 3 we get to see why he has been keeping her around. She is the only logical choice left. Mc must have room for about one more breakdown from Mowana before he figures out she does this often, and he has to notice that Susan's "lines" sound an awful lot like a soap tryout(and she keeps looking straight into the camera for everything including kissing and right after kissing!). I say we boycott any program that actually hires her becuase of her obvious agenda!!! Long live teachers!!!

Anonymous said...

I also thought it was weird that Susan slept in a hotel room. Maybe she thought she would get some!

Anonymous said...

i think it would be funny if he ended up picking moana just to throw everyone off.

Anonymous said...

I wondered the same thing katie from Pleasanton... Nashville's sisters were a little over dressed to hang out in a park with some kindergarteners...but if you had one chance to be on national TV, we would probably all over dress. Unless you were hangin' out in the Chalet in your HS cheerleading shorts of course.

Anonymous said...

okay...need the lincee!!!
i totally agree that dr. dork handled himself like a high school freshman with moana's family. how can a grown man be intimidated like that by another grown man? give me a break dude! speak up and stop sounding like you haven't been in school for most of your life! dork dork dork!

Anonymous said...

mchottie is one of those guys who you like to look at but he just needs to NOT TALK! i was not impressed with him at all last night. i would advise my daughter to move ON!

Anonymous said...

Well, I have to say it. I don't think Dr. McHottie is all that much of a catch. Sure he's good looking (ok reaaalllly good looking), but I've never heard someone talk SO MUCH and say SO LITTLE! (Although that could be said about e/o on the show . . .) And how did this guy get through college and med school? He just seems kind of simple to me.

Nashville is the only decent choice, but if I were her I'd run for the hills (oh wait, maybe the flatlands since Travis wants to move to the mountains - what do these people talk about on their dates that they never crossed that subject before - too busy calling each other AWESOME to get into the details about themselves?!)

Can't wait to read your take Lincee . . .Seriously!

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Anonymous said...

I think Susan has a little Girl Interrupted in her past, not that there is anything wrong with that. I also think she has a solid future in the skin-a-max scene. You know...my copier is broken and oops, my shirt has mysteriously unbuttoned.

Anonymous said...

i think his house is nice. besides he's been in school forever. He probably is never there because he works crazy hours. Wouldn't you be impressed if a guy took you to a house like that instead of a house that looked like animal house. It shows that he's clean and he cares about his belongings.

Anonymous said...

hey what happened to the comment that was deleted?

Anonymous said...

Hey, give the poor guy a break! How would you like to go into complete stranger's homes and have to justify why you are even there! Plus, he is at the mercy of the ABC editors. We see a few minutes of a couple of hours worth of tape I'm sure.
Now for the real question. Does the guy have any passion at all? He has never even kissed Nashville until the family visit! And Susan says something about the gnetlemanly way he kisses - interpretation - no passion!
The pink living room was weird! Okay, we will try to cut him some slack and say he has been too busy saving lives to decorate.

Anonymous said...

Go to Linee's forum (link on left tab).

There you can see a mention of this site on ABC local.

Anonymous said...

Ok I think people are being a little harsh on McHottie - so yeah he acted a little simple. But do we need to recall Mr. Simple Ryan Sutter himself? I think he has a ton of potential. I think it speaks of his character that he isn't 100% comfy in these awkward situations. If he could just roll it in and BS like a pro I don't think I would be very trusting of him. Susan.....UUUUUUGGGH I would be "ridiculously" happy if I never had to hear her say ridiculously again! GAG!!! I agree Moana must have some issues - but I almost started to like her until she lost it on the video message. Can't wait for the recap. You better Belize I don't care! Was THE BEST last week!

Anonymous said...

Come on, Lincee! I can' wait! *Refresh* *Refresh* *Refresh* *Refresh*

*sigh*

Anonymous said...

I cringed when I had to hear "smitten kitten" not once but TWICE this week!

Anonymous said...

hey does anyone know when the new recap will be up?

Anonymous said...

Hey Lincee -

Whatever happened to your funny husband that you used to fight over the good t.v. with?

Anonymous said...

hi everyone

Anonymous said...

I hope Travis' living room was pink (though it looked pale purple to me) because it's a rental. Guys would never change the color of a rental

Anonymous said...

i did notice - and think it was weird - that susan stayed in a hotel room. maybe she was hoping she'd get some ass as a perk of her casting call :)

Anonymous said...

so

Anonymous said...

Wow Paul, we have a message board now? You really like to hook us up!

Anonymous said...

Wow Paul, you really hooked us up with the message board! WAY TO GO!

Anonymous said...

Another thing that I noticed was that when they were showing the Kissing montages, Susan totally had her eyes open in almost every shot, I kinda think that’s creepy.

Anonymous said...

TRAVIS
Okay, so he's nice to look at, but seriously could Dr. McHottie be anymore more vanilla?!?!?! Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks he's not all that and a bag of chips.
SUSAN
Can't believe Susan actually said she didn't "want to get cut"!
MOANA
Can I suggest some lithium to help those mood swings?
SARA........from Tennesee (How cruel can they get with that kind of delay at the rose ceremony, poor Stoner Sara)
Should win by default, but actually they seem to be perfect for each other because why? THEY LIVE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER!

Anonymous said...

Who's Cush? I'm new to the Bachelor!!

Anonymous said...

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=sci_tech&id=3883216

GO get'm girl!!!!

Anonymous said...

I thought of a name for Susan!!! Last week I asked for Lincee's help in naming her... I had already named Debutante, Mulan, and Wooderson... but had nothing for Susan. But after hearing her talk about the "world melting away" and being "the only girl in the world when Travis looks at her" it dawned on me. Her name is now "Cliche". Whaddya think, Slink?

Looking forward to hearing your recap on last night's TRUE two hour epi.

Anonymous said...

This is interesting. Moana's blog on myspace today.

I have not spoken about the “show” at any time, however after last night’s episode I HAVE to say something. It is continually surprising me how distorted and misrepresented my life has been over the past month. It took so much to fight against the grain of the controlled environment to maintain individual and concise thinking. However, I cannot and will not tolerate the gross misrepresentation of my family. My parents are extremely grounded, sincere and objective people. They are very influential and respected. To that point, I am absolutely shocked that an entire day can be reduced to five minutes of poorly chopped and edited scrutiny. I can handle that they were concerned and skeptical, however the rude and uninviting way that they were representing is a complete farce. The opinions of viewers have shifted so drastically in the past weeks from one side to the other due to manipulative editing, and it is obvious that the “greater good” of the powers that be is simply entertainment, not representing any realistic form of truth….

Anonymous said...

I noticed Travis' toe thing at the park too, but I'm a toe freak. It wasn't pretty.

Anonymous said...

I nearly lost it when Moana choked out the "you complete me" line on Travis in the video. What is this, Jerry Macguire?
The only real "catch" in the bunch that has a genuine heart of gold is the Kindergarten teacher... but nice girls finish last, she won't "win". She will get dismissed next week for the following reasons: 1) Susan is the prettiest and 2) Moana will get freaky with Travis on the over-night date. -- Unfortch, Sarah will bake cookies and plan arts & crafts and Travis will fall asleep early.

Anonymous said...

what is moana's username?

Anonymous said...

Susan should have never done this show because it reveals how terrible she is at acting (at first I liked her..but every since the smitten kitten comment...please). Mohana looks like she got her heart pounded on in a previous relationship, which would explain her aloofness before and her breakdown last night. And finally, I think ABC is trying to be 'tricky' with the clips on Sarah and Stork, keep making us think they are just 'friends' it worked with Andrew and Jenn.
Thanks Lincee for making me laugh out loud every Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry - but did anyone need to grab a bucket after Hoana's plead for a rose? Did she just get through watching Jerry Maguire before her little sob story? Bless her heart, I knew Stoner Sarah was a goner once he picked Hoana.

Anonymous said...

Did Travis really not understand why Stoner Sarah was upset about him dating three other woman? I mean really, if the situation were reversed, would Travis be okay with Sarah visiting him, kissing him and then running off to cheat on him while he knows it three more times! I love the show but the reality is this isn't reality, NO ONE IS OKAY WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND cheating on them and what makes it worse..they have to live with and be 'friends' with the people their cheating on them with. Props to Stoner Sarah..way to be real girl..it got you booted but oh well

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else think it was odd that the walls in Travis's house were painted pink and purple? I thought he was supposed to be a macho doctor/mountain man!

Anonymous said...

If my family treated me the way Susan's parents did last night, I too would stay in a hotel. I was appalled and embarrassed for her!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think its funny that Travis told Stoner Sarah she hasn't found herself (due to her age 23)...um Travis bad news buddy, Susan and other Sarah are 25 and 26...thats 2 and 3 years older then Stoner Sarah, making them in the same boat Stoner Sarah is in. Also funny, 'swimsuit' Jennifer said she though Stoner Sarah was too young..Hey Jennifer your only at most two years older...so don't act all high and mighty (your still baby too)

Anonymous said...

I noticed above that someone said Loco Lucci (Susan) was engaged to a Nick Murphy. There just so happens to be one that was a punter for the KC Chiefs (can't tell if he still plays or not) who resides in Scottsdale, AZ (if you go to the MySpace link from above his profile says he lives there). Might be the same one? Maybe her starring role as an NFL wife didn't pan out so she is on to Plan B!

Down with the fake chicks!

Lincee Rocks!

Anonymous said...

Does Travis even know that Susan wants to an actress?? Everyone should be telling him to beware of her more so than Moana...

Anonymous said...

www.myspace.com-moanamarie is moana.
I had heard about the NFL/realtor guy that Loco Luccie (love it!) was engaged to also on www.televisionwithoutpity.com

Anonymous said...

I agree! I would be more afraid of Loco Lucci than Moaning Moana! Lucci has shifty eyes....or maybe that's just the camera moving back and forth!

Anonymous said...

Lincee must be really busy today!

Anonymous said...

This was on Moanoa's myspace yesterday...a poem by her. What do you guys think? "released.....


The shackles that once bound my heart

And questioned my motives

Have been broken into 25 pieces

And laid on the ground at your feet

Pick through them at your leisure

But I assure you…

They are no longer a element of me

And should you choose

To serenade me with the memory them

Their burden is now yours

As I am free

Anonymous said...

CAN'T WAIT for Lincee's recap. Jobs get in the way of everything.

I do have to say that I liked McHottie a lot more after last night. He seemed vanilla to me before, but last night he seemed to have a bit more depth. He was put through some seriously uncomfortable situations. Hmmm...

Susan: You know you're a bad person when your own parents doubt your character.

Moana: Bless her heart. My take is that Stoner Sarah's rose was given to Moana after McHottie saw the videos. I think he was too afraid of a suicide attempt.

Stoner Sarah: I like her. And I really like that she wasn't at all embarrased about living at home. Way to be proud of who you are. And, geez, at least her family loves her! More than can be said for Loco Lucci!

Nashville: I think she's the winner. We don't see much chemistry, but I saw a little *love sparkle* in McHottie's eyes when he was watching her with the kids.

Way to go PI Kelly on tracking down the wedding channel and myspace sites!

Go Lincee!

Anonymous said...

Just food for thought . . . these people are bound by a legal, binding contract that forbids them from discussing any portion of the show. With "myspace.com" being so popular, do you think the real Moana would actually blog?

Anonymous said...

YES!!!!! TOTALLY saw Susan glance toward the camera at the beginning of her kiss.... what a load, how can he not see how fake she is?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

I wonder about that contract. I bet it just forbids them from talking about the results . . . she clearly did not in the blog she posted. She just stood up for her family, which I admire. The editing of the show totally can portray people in such an incorrect light and she was just trying to clarify the role of her family in her life. I'm not sure she's in any violation. I'm no lawyer for ABC, though.

Anonymous said...

OK, Moana....put the cuckoo back in the clock, girl. Sarah (TN) is the only likely choice in my mind; but I do believe Stork is looking at the surface, which leads me to believe he will choose Susan. Unfortunate. And, yes.....I DID notice the big toes on the man. Can anyone say toe jam!?!?! OOF!

Anonymous said...

What is with Moana's hair--two weeks in a row? Anyone know what's up with that (pun intended)?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Dr. McHottie FINALLY did the math with the age difference between him and Winnipeg girl! She is much too young for him and he finally realized it.

Anonymous said...

"texian", I can't believe it's taken this long for someone to point out the irony in Mo's mom's comment.

Anonymous said...

how old is T anyway?

Anonymous said...

I loved that someone else noticed Lucci almost eat it after getting her rose! She needs to leave b/c if her family is skeptical of her, McHottie should be to. Also, I thought McHottie went to Duke as an under-grad, so he should have known the "rules" for kissing in the Duke gardens.
Hi to my girls in Denver who got me hooked on Lincee from the very beginning.
We miss you Lincee and can't wait for the recap. Thanks BFF#2 Paul for the update!

Anonymous said...

With Canada gone, Chris and whoever else can now go back to using "USA," "The States," etc. and not have to say "North America."

Anonymous said...

another thing I noticed was that during the kissing montages, Susan hadher eyes open. I just thought that was a little creepy.

Anonymous said...

does anyone read realitysteve? (http://realitysteve.com/) his recap is MIA too! What is going on?? I need my bachelor fix!

Anonymous said...

i can't believe that between vomiting over Susan's ridiculous behavior, that no one has mentioned, the "I like the way you kiss" remarks.. i almost fell off my couch.. I couldn't even muster a "bless her heart"... god, she should be forced to watch that episode over and over to remind herself what a complete moron she is!

Anonymous said...

i cannot wait for the recap!!!!

Anonymous said...

Looking forward the the recap from ya. Um The chick from LA is crazy.....like freaky.

Anonymous said...

I am with the the anonymous regarding stoner & the new improved chest (rack). LOL very funny & why was she scratching her head so much

Anonymous said...

I agree w/12:17....... I was so uncomfortable watching Susan try to get through that.... "I like the way you do that....." then she continued explaining it. Ugh!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

okay...could not stop laughing at moana's video thing. it was SO sad. i agree about the possible suicide attempt. i mean really....the "the first time i've ever felt complete" through the tears was too much to bear. poor dr. dud. his face was priceless during that whole thing!
anyway...i need the lincee fix (shaking)!!!!

Anonymous said...

I noticed the unleashing of Stoner's puppies too. I mean they just came out of nowhere!! Do you think they are real?...nevermind....is anything on this show real?

The ABC intern must have been working overtime at Bebe to find just the right revealing babydoll tank top!!

Anonymous said...

Re: Moana's video. Okay, I didn't see any real tears. I saw her wipe her eyes, but I never saw the actual tears. Was there water that I didn't see? I admit I was sitting back from the TV.Did anyone record this? Can you go back and watch to verify there were actually tears. I know my eyesight is bad and I'm sorry to open a can of worms if there were really fake (please, someone give me another onion so I can make more) tears.

Anonymous said...

Unless there is some great footage they're holding on to I can't see how any of the 3 left are a good match for Travis.

Moana, with all the crying and emotional breakdowns has raised more questions than anything.

Susan and her I will become an actress no matter what simply can't be trusted.

And as much as I like Sarah from Nashville, I'm not feeling any chemistry.

If Sarah from Canada didn't live with her Mom she would still be around!

Why is it then I'll still watch and hope??? Hopeless romantic or glutten for punishment??

Anonymous said...

I thought it was weird how Susan had a fiancee (who was never mentioned before) and obviously lives at home (but didn't want Trav to know, hence the hotel room) and that didn't bother Doc. He dumped Jehan because she was married before, and had a major issue with the fact that Stoner Sarah still lived at home. I couldn't even watch Susan because she was so weird and fake! Did anyone else notice that it took her 10 minutes to get a sentence out. She paused in between every word...I guess it was part of her audition.

Anonymous said...

ahhh yes rory is here sarahpickens! as someone said earlier...when did sara canada get the perfect set of boobs? i used to really like susan but i think she is trying to get to hollywood. and i think her mom hates her and was trying to ruin her life! mohana...you are not going to get the academy award so give up the "im so tough but now im going to give you my soul so be careful with it" bit. NOT working K!

Anonymous said...

Susan must not live in the same city as her parents...hence the hotel room.

I can understand why she wouldn't bring Travis to the town where she lives if none of her family would be there...kinda defeats the purpose.

So why the hotel room instead of staying at her parent's home? Alone time without chaperones I imagine.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Stork is really from Nashville or is he just practicing there?

Anonymous said...

Travis is from Colorado and hoping to move back there.

His sister lives in Texas with 2 daughters.

Anonymous said...

Travis grew up in Fort Collins CO

Anonymous said...

as a colorado girl myself- would love if Travis came this way...looks like hes not going to find true love on the show anyway

Anonymous said...

What was with Susan's family? Stork, note to self, if someone's own parents don't like them, then they must be really terrible! My favorite was when the Doc and Susan's mom were talking. She is obviously trying to tell him to stay the hell away from her crazy, self-obbessed, wanna be actress daughter yet he takes it as, "hey her mom just doesn't want her to date yet" yeah, hey Travis, this is your brain talking try to listen to me and not your buddy in your pants, this girl has got to go!"

Anonymous said...

He went to high school in St. Louis, Missouri.

Anonymous said...

Erin...you SCARE me!!!

Anonymous said...

Gotta comment. I went to college with Stork and worked with him in DC before he went back to med school. He's from Missouri, went to Duke for undergrad (math major), and then worked for 5 years before deciding to go back to school to be a doctor. He's one heck of a nice guy, and genuine, even if he's not the most dynamic conversationalist. Seriously. I'm surprised that not more was made of him being back at his alma mater -- I'm sure it was a big deal for him to have a date in the Duke Gardens with some smokin' hot chick (even if she is a stupid fake and annoying b imbo) and the whole situation of Susan being from Durham (or Kansas???) and the Duke connection not being noted or played up by ABC is just bizarre.

Anonymous said...

texian, actually it was moana's step-mom who questioned the whole commitment thing. Her actual mom mysteriously had nothing to say throughout the montage of the date. Odd, I think so!!!!

I, however, don't hold it against him that he does not claim to religious, as someone pointed out in earlier blogging. I find it commendable that he said that he has no real knowledge/opinion based on what others tell him. It was insightful. And, more than I can say about those who spout religion and hypocritically do not act upon it. Honesty...the best policy!!!

Anonymous said...

Erin...you SCARE me!

Anonymous said...

"YOU COMPLETE ME!" Gak...........*pukes a bit* Moana sucks. Yes, she does!

Anonymous said...

Wait, is the Doc from Missouri or Fort Collins Colorado? Anyone

Anonymous said...

To clear up Susan's residential situation, SHE lives in Kansas, but clearly grew up in Durham. (you know how some people move away from their parents?) It was extremely bizarre, however, that she opted to stay in a hotel room. A clear indicator of what she thinks of her parents and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Hey, can you imagine Susan hiking and camping in the woods - since that's what Travis likes to do in his spare time? Can you imagine her truly ruffin' it? I can't. He's totally hot but the two of them would be oil and water.

As for the previous comments about her staying in a hotel and not having an apartment, I heard she had given up her apt. in Kansas to move to LA before she got the call to be on the Bachelor.

Anonymous said...

Somebody posted on reality steve's sight that Mowna had posted about last nights show on her myspace blog and also on the abc board. It's the editing! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

12:53 - I agree with you on the religion! That's what made me like him more! At least he puts thought into things! In earlier episodes he seemed like someone who didn't even think twice about such important topics.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure Sarah from Canada had make-up on her boobs. Its one thing for my boyfriend to notice her boobs and be distracted, its quite another for me to find myself staring at them the whole time too. See what a little glitter can do for clevege!

oh and Susan sucks :-)

Anonymous said...

How do you NOT know where Winnipeg is, yet you're smart enough graduate from med school? Aside from the geography learning disability, he needs to buff up the vocabulary---can we think of another word to describe the ladies other than using "SO AMAZING" for each of them? Mowana won me over last week---but after last night I think she has a mental illness. Poor thing. I agree, Susan isn't authentic at all---and Nashville is his only choice...but that relationship seems as awkward as they come. Can't wait to read your 2 cents Lincee after last night's crazy episode!

Anonymous said...

I thought Moana's family was HORRIBLE!!!!! I can't believe Travis wouldn't dump her after her dad just treated him like something on the bottom of his shoe. AND the psycho message about how she found a piece of herself inside him in Paris....Good Gracious! I guess not many others like stoner Sarah. Too me she was the most normal down to earth one. Like Nashville Sarah, but she doesn't seem to be the good doctor's type. Oh and Susan....buh BYE!

Anonymous said...

Is there some kind of game that these people are playing that requires them to use the phrase "We have such an amazing connection" as many as possible during the episode? They said it 30 times if they said it once!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that thinks it's WEIRD that any of these women can talk of "love" or "deep connection" when they have known the guy for like three weeks and seen him one on one once or twice? And..he's dating several other women!!!!

I think Mowana's dad's skepticism is "right on". Any father should be very skeptical of his daughter goin on a TV show and falling in love after a couple of weeks.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know when the recap will be posted?

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry but i don't see how much "thought" needs to go into the question "are you a christian?" either you beleive in jesus christ or you don't. the dad didn't ask how involved he was in a church or anythgin like that. i say just asnswer the question dufus!

Anonymous said...

I think that the dinner with Moaning Moana's parents had to be edited. Nobody could possibly treat someone they just met so coldly. What bothered me is that MM didn't even stand up for him. She just left him to fend for himself without any help. She signed up for the show just like he did, so if Cruella the Stepmother has a problem with his views on marriage, then she needs to turn her finger on MM too.

How can you let someone you are having Jerry-Maguire-like moments with just be fed to the wolves like that. I sure would have jumped in to stand up for him!! Had to be edited!!

Anonymous said...

straight lawyer john, you rock! The best line on the blog until our revered Lincee appears has to be (and I paraphrase here)
"TN will look like a bulldog in a few years"
Classic my friend, classic!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else feel like there is a TOTAL lack of chemistry between Nashville and McStork? She is my favorite of the remaining girls, but I'm just not sure its gonna happen. Susan is WAY too ridiculous with the always looking for the cameras around her (sad that even her parents know that) and Moana is just too unstable. BUT I say she's still on BECAUSE of the emotional video - what guy could be the one to turn her away right after that?! He'd feel guilty for years.

Anonymous said...

okay, Nashville has to win because the other 2 are crazy. I don't think Susan's parents even like her, they definitley think she is doing this for the wrong reason. I can't believe how crazy Mowana is.

Anonymous said...

Where do we start with Susan???

I think her entire monologue in the Duke Gardens was read off cue-cards the ABC intern was holding.

Obvioulsy her parents think she is just in it for the fame/glory/rebound. As someone else stated, I think they are fed up with her "acting."

Also, did anyone else notice SHE never said she was engaged previously, just that "she was in a relationship?" Obviously she's trying to hold on just a little bit longer.

My vote is for TN -- she seems very real!

Anonymous said...

do you know how many times i have checked this site today?

i just might be obsessed...

Anonymous said...

I think that Susan from Nashville is too good for Dr Stork, she reminds me of AMC Greenlee (Rebecca Budig) who is currently married to Bob Guinney (who was the bachelor 2 season ago-I think). Floral Park-NY

Anonymous said...

OPPS sorry I meant Sarah from Nashville....Floral park

Anonymous said...

tap tap tap tap

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else heard that Susan's mother ends up going to Paris? And if so...what for?

Anonymous said...

I don't even watch The Bachelor (makes me cringe too much), but I've been enjoying Lincee's recaps for the past few weeks thanks to a mention on the RT message boards. Honestly, I'm thinking about watching the remaining episodes just because everyone here has been saying how much funnier this blog is when you do. :)

Anonymous said...

No wonder McHottie is still single, look at his taste in women!

I think he has spent too much time studying medicine instead of learning how to read red flags!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Amazingly Awesome...
Seriously, we need a final total count. Break it down, though. # of times Amazing and/or Awesome was used to describe a place or thing as opposed to describing him or one of the gals.

I think Susan used all three As the most. Oh, and her pathetic performances. Poor Sod, he should watch the tape of her oh so not genuine kiss.

And...how many times has Travis said "this is the happiest moment" as if each one bested the previous?

Gotta love his facial expressions, though.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are so entertaining! I have been reading everyone's comments throughout the day because its slow at work, and I laugh so hard at what you all write. So creative!

Anonymous said...

Linsee is lagging. You're killin me wowan!!

Anonymous said...

Susan....what a fake!! It's time to go for her. Nashville - no spark - but what great friends they will make and they both have so much in commom...I am ready to vomit. So sorry for little Stoner Sara....

Anonymous said...

did anyone else think that he kept Moana because he is scared...I would be scared of her!

Anonymous said...

I think he kept Moana b/c he's worried about a sucide attempt. What a nutso!!

Anonymous said...

I know everyone is feeling a little bit impatient, but we have to remember that Lincee has a job AND last night was a super-sized episode. Twice as much to write about! She probably had some big meetings or something today. I bet her bosses are very nice and understanding, but the "gotta write my blog" excuse might be hard for them to buy for her to get out of pressing work matters.

Anonymous said...

I think he kept Mowana because she made their "relationship" seem so important- he was probably very confused and figured "maybe mowana is right..maybe I do complete her and she completes me- maybe I had her at hello"

Anonymous said...

I am dying here waiting on this recap. First, I didn't realize last night's episode was 2 hours, so I missed the first hour. And now, I have to leave work for a dentist appt. and I am one of the few poeple left on the planet with no computer at my house, which means I have to wait until tomorrow for the recap! Oh, the HORROR!!

JB el JB said...

I feel like a junky who just found out the mescaline clinic is closed for the week. Please hurry; I can hear the episode guide for Flavor of Love calling me.

Anonymous said...

Unless Lincee posts a count, which I doubt.. that's too menial for her to waste her talents on... I volunteer to keep a tally when i re-watch the epi tonight and get back to ya'll on the number of Amazings, etc.
taking one for the virtual team!

Anonymous said...

People...Let's move!!!

Go to the NEW message board instead of posting comments here. Click the link on the left or use this link below. Thanks Paul!!!!!


http://s15.invisionfree.com/The_Bachelor_Recaps/index.php

Anonymous said...

Our own message board!

If you are on the main page...look under "links" and click on "Lincee's Forum". Yeah!

Anonymous said...

I've got a fever and the only cure is more Lincee!!!
I'll go ahead and put in my 2 cents while I wait impatiently: Sarah is growing on me...I am going to root for her by default...I think she kind of favors Elisabeth Shue...Susan needs to cut it with the Oh-so-cheesey lines that she stole from All My Children and Mowanna just scares me...When Travis finally wakes up and gives her the boot, the producers at ABC should be sure to send her away with a personal escort whose only job is to ensure that she does not cause harm to herself or any of the other contestants...
I was completely shocked that Sarah Canabis was the one to go last night...she looks much better than Mowanna when she's all disheveled and upset...
Okay, now can I have some commentary!

Anonymous said...

How much longer?????

Michellyoh said...

Okay. . first of all. . Mowana is one step away from Bellevue!! In the amount of time it took to watch 2 hours of really bad American Idol auditions, She went from not really "feeling" McHottie to choking out, "I know if I give you a piece of me, you'll be careful with it"!!! WHAT?? Is she a freaking nick-nack? Put her in a glass case and forget her!! As for our little Dazed-and-Confused-Canadian-Ragweed, it's hard to stay grounded when you're high all of the time sweetheart!! Age 10 more years and call me in the morning! Susan. There are no words! You all saw her look straight at the camera, and when she wasn't doing that, she was checking herself out on the nearby monitors! WOW!! I thought I was watching the new season of "I Want to be a Soap Star" on Soapnet. I practiced that same monologue in the bathroom mirror when I was a teenager! So that leaves Sarah Nashville. . the runaway bride! Wasn't feeling her in the beginning, not feeling her now (even though I agree w/ ya'll. her Dad was precious). Lincee is the only thing making this season for me (as always). So, I say for next season. . Bring back Dr. Rotting Eggs as the new Bachlorette. She'll make every Bachelor take a fertility test to find out who will be eliminated! My guess. . there would be a lot of men in hottubs wearing speedos!! Lincee. . I'm rambling. . hurry. . must. . .get . up. . date. . soon.

Anonymous said...

i've been reading these comments all day... LINCEE, hurry!

Anonymous said...

First of all – Was it just me or did the Nashville date last wayyyyyyyyyyyy longer than the other ones? I find it odd that it lasted so long when all I heard the entire time was how weird it was that they were both from Nashville! I mean, please, get over it! We get it – it should be less weird to you now that you’ve said that 5,000 times. Seriously, I heard nothing else on their date.



The families – I felt so sorry for Travis – this was the season of the horrible hometown dates I think! I was cringing most of the time – like Moana’s dad – I mean….. please….. when Travis was trying to be nice he did not crack even crack a smile!!! How horrible – uh, sir, hello? Do you realize you are on national TV? You are being very rude.



Sarah TN’s dad – aka the most boring person alive – I almost fell asleep during the Nashville date I was so bored. Except for whenever he opened his mouth – whatever came out of it was so awfully lame and boring that it was enough to make me laugh and prevent me from going comatose!



Susan in the park – when they were having their moments did any of you guys notice that she kept looking at the camera – as if to say, “This is my good side” or “I’m ready for my close-up”. I felt like their whole little kissing scene was her audition for Passions. And I’m sorry, I’m just not buying the fact that she’s really into Travis. Also, I like how the fact that she was engaged before (and recently too) was just brushed over – the prior marriage news sent Jehan packing. But no one blinked an eye that Susan was on the rebound – can you imagine if Travis was your rebound guy? Wow. I’m thinking she was engaged to some pro-athlete. With all this said, I think sadly she’s my favorite – so either she’s really great for him or an awesome actress either way, you know that we haven’t seen the last of her. She’ll be joining Colby from Survivor on Gilette commercials and guest spots on Reba any day now.



Glad he sent student Sarah packing – she’s too young – Travis only got more points in my book from recognizing this fact. And still lives at home full time. No thank you to that. Also, if you’ll note, I think she was the only one who did not wear a blazer of some sort on their hometown date – so maybe that’s why she got the boot – I think it was a requirement….

Anonymous said...

I think anonymous at 10:29 was The Good Doctor Stork trying to redeem himself. I also think anonymous at 11:29 was Stoner Sarah putting her 2 cents worth in.

I think they should stop the show - pick 25 new women - and start over....

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 2:38 is on to something...

Anonymous said...

tennessee girl here... rumor in Tennessee is that Sarah Nashville and Dr McHottie were seen working out at the gym together

Anonymous said...

i was watching some entertainment show, don't really remember which one, but they were interviewing Chris. They asked him if he liked the girls that Dr McHottie was picking and he said yes. He also said that it's crazy that they had to go all the way to Paris to meet. So my money is on Nashville

Anonymous said...

That's just like the rumor that people saw Bachelor Aaron with the blonde Alabama bachelorette (name escapes me) at an Alabama football game....people love spreading these rumors.

Anonymous said...

I NEED MY LINCEE HIT...PLEASE HURRY

Anonymous said...

Donde esta Lincee?! Necesitamos nuestro RECAP, por fa-frickin-vor!!

Anonymous said...

STRAIGHT GUY # 2- I'm so with you on Susan's parents throwing her under the bus. We were so perplexed by her evil troll mother. Did you catch the "what if someone is acting b/c all guys want them and they brush them all aside?"? Wow!
Also, Stoner Sara had the most precious kind mother. And Nashville had very kind parents as well. I give the Sarahs' the best family visits by a mile. I don't know if Moana's dad or Susan's mother is more awful. Poor Moana, that dad was so ignorant the way he repeatedly answered "uh hmmm."

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think that Mowana is now out to win and pretends to cry to keep Dr. Mc Hottie coming back for more? She realized that he was buying into the 'I'm complicated and private' thing. We all know she is competitive. I think her emotional breakdowns are just an act...just like Susan- what a nightmare!

Anonymous said...

Three things: 1) thanks to my friend Holly for turning me on to this site 2) I liked Moana's Stray Cats hair, at least it's not bleach-blonde Barbie like most of them and 3) is anyone else waiting for a Bachelor to propose marriage, and for the chosen Bachelorette to say "no thanks, dude, I pick Chris!", then they run off together?

Anonymous said...

It has taken me a while to find all the recap sites. This is the best one! I have never laughed so hard! I am glad you are from Houston.

Anonymous said...

McHottie needs to watch Susan when she kisses him! Smitten Kitten is more interested in looking at the Camera... God he needs to dump HER!

Anonymous said...

seems that most people were fixated upon learning that the Susan edds character from the bachelor wanted to be an actress. Looks like her film debut is now for sale on eBay. what do you think ?


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9109201492&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

Melissa

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

That isn't the right site for Susan Edds movie on EBAY. It's

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9110021290&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

So, has anyone looked at this, or seen the movie. I wonder if it's good. It may be worth checking out. Who knows, maybe she will actually end up famous. LOL... What does everyone think.??

Anonymous said...

Can someone post the steps to the tootie tah dance?

Anonymous said...

Well all of that was for nothing! The Doctor and Ms Nashville have already called it quits! Just read it in People Magazine.

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