The Bachelor Recaps: Women Tell All

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Women Tell All

I have an announcement to make before we get started. The day has finally arrived. Your local grocery store now has “Spring” Oreos on their shelf. Go easy people. We still have a few more months until Easter. But I caution you to ration wisely. After the blue and yellow Oreos are gone, your next chance to have the infamous holiday Oreo line is Halloween. Hey…that’s what I’m here for…to spread joy.

Let me just say that I thoroughly enjoy reading the message boards. The college basketball banter is classic. The occasional opportunity to walk through the brilliant minds of some of our more infamous male readers is fascinating. I respect the anonymous readers right to remain anonymous. Even if they prefer Reality Steve to me. To quote Stoner Sarah, “You are entitled to your opinion.”

But the best part of my day is to click my handy counter that only BFF #2 Pauly and I have access. The numbers continue to rise and I continue to be amazed.

Current website count: 123,453


SIMPLE DISCLAIMER

The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. If this e-mail circulates to friends, family, enemies...that is your business. However, if you or someone in your address book happens to personally know, sort of know, know the brother/cousin of, thought you saw in the grocery store buying tofu or have a nail technician that looks exactly like one of the Bachelorettes on the
show...none of this is personal and I'm sure they are all lovely people.


Oh the Women Tell All. Such an interesting episode. Claws come out. Daggers are thrown. FAKE HUGS ALL AROUND!

Let’s start from the very beginning—arriving in LA!

GETTING TO THE STUDIO
Jamie (sister), Jill (friend) and I were picked up by Tracy (Jill’s sister who lives in LA) early Saturday morning. We were bummed that we were going to miss the “F-Bomb” episode with Susan getting kicked off. We were told that they would show that episode early in the morning. Due to our flight schedule, we missed it.

Armed with directions given to me by the audience coordinator, we headed off to WTA. We passed several high rise network television skyscrapers, a Disney building and made our way to a random neighborhood. This is when I started to get nervous. We found the address and the normal looking office building near a Home Depot. Great. I’m being punked.

I get out of the car and wander up to a gated entrance and see three people in all black. Yes. All black is good. They stare at me. I motion for them to come over to the gate.

“Can I help you?”
“Is this where we go for the Women Tell All?” I ask casually.
“Who wants to know?”

This is when I drop the Chris Harrison card. Sorry Chris, but the ABC interns were not letting me in.

“Chris told us to come straight here from the airport. We were unable to make the viewing of Episode 6. We are just going to the taping of the show. Should I call him?” as I reach for my cell phone.

Enter an audience coordinator who confirms I am who I am and she escorts us into the parking lot.

Yes…a parking lot.

We are told to sign some papers…confidentiality agreements…promising our first born if we breathe a word of what we see to anyone. I sign away. Jill and Jamie are reading their documents. I’m busy trying to find out who gets kicked off. I ask all the interns. Surprisingly…they have no idea!

We make friends with a few local girls who tell us that Susan was kicked off and we have a nice conversation with them. Everyone is surprised we are from Texas and came all the way to LA for Women Tell All. We just smile.

And HOUR later, we are herded (literally) 20 people at a time across the street to another random building that could be mistaken for a dentist office. After another HOUR of waiting in that parking lot, we finally start moving in to the building.

All cell phones, cameras and driver’s licenses are confiscated. Luckily, they did not take our candy stash. Metal detectors and security guards make sure we are not armed. We enter the studio and are told by my audience coordinator friend that she has reserved three seats for us in the VIP section.

I think what made them VIP is the fact that we were sitting beside Our Host Chris Harrison’s wife and her posse. Very fun.


IN THE STUDIO
This is when we meet Chunky B. He’s the comedian guy that keeps the audience reaction on target with what the producers need to film. For instance, we learned to clap. We learned to cheer and clap at the same time. We learned to respond in shock without any claps. We learned to whisper to our neighbor and look disgusted. Fun times. His job was to simply keep our spirits up during the four-hour long taping.


ENTER OUR HOST CHRIS HARRISON
Chunky B announces Chris Harrison and he enters the studio with roaring applause. Looking good. No funky ties. Nice. (Our voices were heard!)

I’m going to take this time to say that Chris Harrison is dang funny. I mean DANG funny. Unfortunately, ABC tends to edit out his witty comments. He was ON for the show. And I saw hardly any of his wit on the edited version last night.

Our Host Chris gives me a quick shout out and we are ready to tape the show.

Applause. Applause. Whooping. Hollering.

The girls come out to put on their microphones. Surreal to see them all standing there. Jill quickly punches me and says, “Who is that girl in the green dress?” Exactly. That would be Shiloh (Who?). I’m wondering why that one chick has on a Wilma Flintstone inspired turquoise necklace.


Susan in the Hot Seat
Susan. Susan delivered didn’t she? She did not let us down. She claims she was proud of how she “acted” on the show. Acted on the show. Acted. It’s hard for her to be in the hot seat. Her feelings have not changed for McHottie. Her Mom is upset. Her ex-fiancé is upset. Girls defend her saying it is OK if she wants to be an actress. WHO CARES cries the one girl you had to look up on the ABC website because you don’t remember that her name was Ali D. Susan wells up with tears. Chris Harrison looks concerned but secretly is excited that he has achieved waterworks within the first 2 minutes of taping. YES! Geehand talks about Susan’s ex-fiancé’s picture being up in the house. Susan does not agree or deny. Chris Harrison talks about her Mom throwing her under the bus. Susan’s lip starts quivering.

Ali D pipes up again and says, “I didn’t know Susan very well, but…”
She is IMMEDIATELY interrupted by Jennie saying, “Then you shouldn’t be in this conversation.”

The audience explodes with a unanimous, “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH” and a couple of “No she didn’t”. No need for Chunky B to tell us how to react to that one.

Minor cat fight as a result of this statement. Verbal arguments back and forth. Susan is crying. Audience members are placing bets. Jennie adjusts her boobs and Ali D is upset that people are confusing her for rotten eggs doctor Ali G.

Our Host Chris Harrison nearly loses control when he gets tough, uses his deep sports casting voice and demands the girls to calm down. Silence is golden he says. ABC edited. We all laughed in the VIP section.

What you didn’t see was 15 minutes of Susan digging herself into a major hole. She would say one thing and then contradict herself the next statement. Being catty girls that they are, the Bachelorettes would call her out. That hole got deeper and deeper. What to do? Say, “I think I’m falling in love with you” to Chris Harrison? Nope. That won’t work. Proclaim I’m a lesbian? That could hurt my career. I know! I’ll pull a Mowana and start crying hysterically! That will work!

Susan bites her lip and pinches herself with a hidden pair of tweezers in her pocket to muster up some actual tears. She throws in a few shoulder shrugs, occasional throat sobs and makes her way back to her seat.

What you didn’t see during the commercial was Susan dramatically (as if in a rose ceremony) running behind the white Roman column into the arms of one lucky intern. We had a perfect view of her crying, being hugged by the lucky intern, makeup people attending to her every need and an escort walking her back to her seat in case she was too traumatized she may faint.

And why she wore jeans with holes in the knee is beyond me.


Stoner Sarah in the Hot Seat
Stoner Sarah is exactly how you think she is. Laid back. So laid back that she is horizontal. Our Host Chris takes us back with a video montage of Stoner Sarah’s noises. Wasn’t that fun? But then, we see some footage that didn’t make the cut. The talking boobs. They are magic, aren’t they? Ouch. That’s gotta hurt. Getting drunk and climbing into a tree and then not remembering the next day. Poor Stoner. They say she had puppy dog love. Stoner says if you know her, she is beyond her years. Jennie says that she is waaaaay immature because she played with her marshmallows on the camping trip. Jennie then gets to sit through a memory video of herself freaking out about bugs, crying on camera that she loves McHottie and saying her best baby voice that she doesn’t know what more she could have done to show him her love.


Bless Her Heart Kristen in the Hot Seat
Our Host Chris advises Kristen that less is more and asks if she thought the lemon teeth would work on McHottie. She genuinely answers YES! Kristen did not bad mouth anyone on the show and the audience fell in love with her charm and innocence. She was a doll! She did have a poem for the audience that did not make the cut. Good decision on ABC’s part. Good decision. Bless her heart. Seriously.


Rotten Eggs Ali G
Nice editing from ABC, huh? We all thought that Ali G. would come out from behind a curtain or something, but she wasn’t there. She declined to join us for the WTA. So we get to sit through all of the uncomfortable comments again through the magic of video montage. I think the word reproduce or reproduction was used about 26 times. Stoner Sarah told some random story about Ali G. and her filthy mouth. I don’t remember the story. I do remember the bleeping of two “f” bombs and one b!tch. Classy.


McHottie to the Hot Seat
Good Lord. That’s all I have to say. By the time McHottie made it to the hot seat, we were probably in our fourth hour. We were tired of clapping. We yearned for real food instead of the jelly beans Jamie snuck in her purse. My chair kept falling off of the bleacher’s edge, so my thighs were aching from leaning so far over to balance the weight on the opposite side of the chair. Chunky B saw that we were fading and told us to give a big round of applause because the good doctor was in the house.

We obliged. Then he came out and a new energy was born in that room. Imagine normal clapping and whooping. Then he turns the corner. You blink and see him for real. That jaw. That height. And finally that smile. I whistled. Jamie got embarrassed and started blushing. Some of us stood. He’s hot.

And a nice guy. Did not bad mouth anyone. Told us all to get over Ali G. Told us that Susan was not fake. Told us that he had a good friend who he wanted to set up with Lemon Teeth Kristen. Told Stoner Sarah that she lost him with the drunk tree climbing incident.

Then I had to close my eyes (because I didn’t have a pillow or blanket) during the blooper reel. McHottie dancing again. No no no no no. Burps. Interns fixing exposed boobs. Booze. Bees. More boobs. Cursing. Our Host Chris Harrison dropping “f” bombs in Paris. Nice.


Mowana vs. Nashville
Our Host Chris tells us that America is rooting for Mowana. Who is he talking to I’m wondering? Is there some pole I’m not aware of? Was this on the Bachelor website and I should have voted?

The girls talk about how they hate Mowana on the video montage and then talk about how sincere she is at Women Tell All. No one had anything bad to say. Interesting. Our Host Chris was floored. ABC was ticked. Their plan to start a Mowana hating session didn’t even get off the ground.

I’m guessing Mowana’s family is in the mob and they threatened that the girls would be sleeping with the fishes if they said anything. I’m just saying.

At this point, Host Chris asks each girl who they think will be picked. Five vote for Mowana. Mowana and her emotional meltdowns.

My vote is Nashville. We shall see.

All about the shame, not the fame,

Lincee

292 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Chris H. is reading Lincee's blog. We think Sarah by a landslide...it's all in the editing.

Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head with everything!! I hate we missed your shoutout! We here in Mississippi would love to see you on ABC13! Are they posting the vidoe?

Anonymous said...

Dang it, I wanted to be the first comment.

Anonymous said...

Lincee,
I forgot to watch the show last night, but your recap was so good I didn't even need to watch it. Thanks for the laughs....you're hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Lincee- You so rock. Thanks for the laughs. Can't wait to hear from all your boys, men, Jenn, etc.

My vote is for Sarah.

Keepin' it real. and happy.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I totally DETEST Susan! Why did ABC edit all her hole-digging out!!?? Not only was she acting, she was acting poorly! She couldn't even cut it on a soap opera! I can't talk about her anymore - my blood pressure is rising!!! SUSAN SUCKS - STAY AWAY FROM OUR TV's!!!

Lincee - did you get any camera time?

Anonymous said...

Ali G. MAKES that much a day BEING a doctor but NOT when she's NOT working, as in being on the Bachelor in Paris. That's what she meant. Get it?

Bless her heart.

Anonymous said...

"Lastly, thank you for answering a question I had without me even having to ask--that Chris Harrison is actually married. It's too bad--think of all the opportunities he'd have to comfort sobbing rejects on their way to the limo. "

What does his being married have to do with anything? He can still provide "comfort."

Anonymous said...

Lincee, you never dissapoint!
Thanks for all of the behind the scenes info...it was fun to read about the many things we don't get to see.
Can't wait to see the final show and read your final recap (for this season anyway).
BTW...my vote is also for Sarah although both of the girls are unique in their own ways.

Anonymous said...

Nashville is going to win. If she doesn't I will be shocked.

Natalie...go to www.myspace.com/moanamarie That is Moana's myspace. She and some of the others (Susan, Stoner Sarah, and a few others) have myspaces and comment on each others.

Anonymous said...

Great job Lincee!

I had to laugh at the description of the studio - I felt the same way when I went to see a taping once. The cynical NY-er in me was convinced I was being had.

Forget Susan being the actress - WTH is up with Mowana? Her little speeches are so insincere. She must have paid the girls to talk nice about her.

Hmmm. Or maybe they're convinced she wasn't chosen and don't want to kick her while she's down.

Interesting thought.

BFF Chris - sorry - my vote's for Nashville (and gotta tell ya - everyone else I know who watches feels the same way.) Are you trying to set us up? Making us think it's Mowana instead?

Nice try - but we're onto you. ;)

It just dawned on me. Only one more recap and then we're without Lincee for another season. Sniff, sniff. :( Anyone else feeling nostalgic?

Anonymous said...

McHottie's comment in the preview for Finale "I just wish I could know the other one was going to be alright, but I don't have that luxury".

Has to pick Sarah - she's stable enough to handle it, Moana is definitely questionable after she's seen her soul in his eyes, and has found herself, blah blah blah ....

I vote for Sarah! :)
Love the recaps. Thanks for writing weekly.

Anonymous said...

Great post, as usual-I just wish they had shown you! This season ends just like all the others...Love vs. Lust, "Good" vs. "Evil," Head vs. Heart. I would like to see him choose Moana. I don't think I would have been friends with any of those girls in the house either-they're about the cattiest bunch of lushes they've ever had. BUT the Nashville "Celebrities" column said Travis has applied for a job in Nashville, now that his residency is ending. Why wouldn't he go west if he chose Mo? My money's on Sarah.

Anonymous said...

Mowanna grosses me out!!! What did she say? "He should be mine." and "I've never looked into the eyes of another person and seen my own soul looking back at me." Yuck!! That is like a bad romance novel. There is no way Travis picked her. And did you notice how Travis said, after sending the reject off in the limo, that he wishes he "could know she was going to be o.k." But he doesn't get to have that luxury, or something like that. I think if he'd rejected Sarah, he wouldn't have said that because Sarah would be o.k. Now Mowanna, that's a different story? Any thoughts? Also, loved Sarah's comment about Travis's meat - too funny!

Anonymous said...

Lincee,
Did you get any camera time? Even a passing shot that we should all go and review our Tivo'ed episode to see? And did you actually meet BFF #1?

K. said...

Greatings from Canada!!
Thanks for the recaps, they crack my shit up!!
Definately hoping for Nashville!
Bigs hopes for the final recap!

Anonymous said...

After next week, what are we all going to do with our Tuesdays? Boo hoo.....
Missing Lincee's wit already...

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the updates! I have been a fan over many, many seasons!

And good job on the ABC 13 local news! The previews of your interview portrayed you were going to give tons of gossip. They edited your piece down to almost nothing!

Anonymous said...

I am sooooo glad you pointed out Susan's jeans - WTF? Big chance on national TV and that's what you chose to wear? Not that she wasn't gorgeous and all - but seriously!

Anonymous said...

I think Ali G was paid by ABC to come on the show and cause a big stir on the first episode to keep people watching. No one would really say those things on national TV...By the way, does anyone know what her real last name is?

Anonymous said...

you can go to http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=entertainment&id=3927619

to see the online version of the news last night.

Anonymous said...

JIHAN is the hottest girl on that show by FAR!!

The best personality is Mowana as she was skeptical going in and didn't "fall in love" after two dates but did eventually fall for this guy...she wasn't fake.

I think McHottie will pick Jihan (Ms. McHottie) for the "most amazing rose ceremony EVER" it's a "Bachelor Miracle"!

Anonymous said...

Awesome recap! Just wanted to say I saw you on the news last night here in Houston - you're famous! Wish we had seen you on the actual show though - would've been cool. My husband picks Moana and I think Nashville (for anyone keeping track out there). till next week!

Megan said...

Sounds like you had a great time at the show! Susan...oh Susan. Poor little lamb. There was an insanely long awkward silence when she started a sentence, and waited a long time to say anything. They inserted the silence with lots of bad looks from the girls and awkward glances. Did you notice that at the show? Ha. I live near Overland Park, I wonder if she ever made it out of here.

As for Mowana, I've had enough. Everything she says sounds scripted and overly romantic. I think she was secretly taking acting lessons from Susan. Susan must've just told her to quote every romantic line she's ever heard from every movie she's seen. "I never thought I would look at another person and see my soul looking back." She gets an F. F! My vote is for Sara, but I'm worried he'll pick Mowana. Don't do it McHottie!!!

Thanks for another entertaining recap!

Anonymous said...

In the previews for next week from McHottie's family after meeting the girls...
"You really like her?" MCHottie, "Yes." Family, "REALLY?!"
Moana is going to find herself in her own eyes.

Anonymous said...

Rock on Lincee!!! Thanks for the recap! It must have been hard as hell keeping all you knew a secret for a week!!!

Anonymous said...

It looked like Moo-ana was crying in front of Travis' parents on the preview for the finale. Did I imagine that or did someone else notice it?

Also, is there some rule that prohibits the Bachelor from contacting any of the rejected women if it doesn't work out with his final choice? Maybe Travis was so excited to attend the WTA because he wanted to get someone's phone number that he regretted rejecting!

Anonymous said...

Great recap this week. Four hours to tape that show? And they couldnt give us another hour of footage?

Got to give a holla to Nashville. They finally showed some clips of her with a freakin PERSONALITY!! (The one about liking Stork's meat) I always knew she had it in her. Just goes to show you that ABC and the interns can make you look as exotic or plain as they want.... Except in Moana's case. She's just plain crazy.

I told my wife the other day that I saw my soul when I looked in her eyes. She wasnt impressed...

Unknown said...

I was completely floored (as I'm sure was ABC) that there was no Moana-bashing. Are those Bachelorettes kidding me? They claim they can now see that she 'shows emotion'?!? If by 'emotion' they mean '24 different kinds of stupid'--then okay. Moana me no likey.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice in Moana's heartfelt tearful video sentiments to the bachelor that there were NO tears coming from her eyes? I'm sure she's a good person, just a little emotionally immature. The outtakes did show a different side of her, as it did with Dr. McHottie and Sarah Nashville. I Loved the meat comments - it showed a different side of those two together. I'm anxiously awaiting the outcome of this one and hope the TV show continues.

Anonymous said...

just heard about this website on the news lastnight! I wanted to remind everyone how they lead us to believe it will be Moana like they do on all the other shows, like Trista and Ryan, remember? They made us believe that other guy Charlie was it..when all along it was Ryan. It will be Sarah all the way!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Fellow Lincee-aholics,
1) did anyone SEE Lincee on WTA last night? I saw a few girls in red jackets.. but if any of you saw her, please help me out!
2) Seriously, does Moana not realize how freakin deranged she appears with all this on-air crying?? To look someone's parents in the eye - after you've only known their son 6 weeks - and say, "Knowing him has rocked me to my core" - well, you just look crazy, or burdened with serious emotional issues.
3) Lincee, I know you had to cover your eyes, but I loved the outtakes. It made Travis seem so real, and Chris H was so funny. Loved it!

Anonymous said...

justsomedude - you have ta get a little sniffle behind it when you say cheesy stuff like that to your wife, otherwise there's absolutely way she will believe you. I found myself rolling my eyes when they replayed Moaner's clip...ugh.
Yep - Ol' ABC is trying to throw us for a loop - the kindygarden teacher is a closet freak, "I like your meat", see and it drove him nuts....lady in public, freak...out of ABC camera guy range.
You ROCK Lincee - you were looking mighty cool on ABC13 last night!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I noticed Mowana's 90th meltdown last night during the finale's previews.

Please, oh please, Dr. McHottie choose Sensible Sarah!!!!!

And, why were the initial rejects from night one allowed to get face time on national TV, defending Actress Extraordi-NOT Susan, when our own Lincee (let's hear it for H-town's IT GIRL) given none whatsoever!!!

A travesty of justice in grand proportions!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I about DIED when Nashville said she liked doc's meat. Hysterical. See you can't judge someone from edited video. I love her. I can't wait to see her on the final episode and on the "final rose".

And yes, Chris H. is also hysterical. That show would totally rock if they showed more of his comments, it's too rigid right now. We need a parody of the Bacholor. That would be fun to watch!

Anonymous said...

I thought the show itself was pretty boring, but watched all of it so I could be informed when reading your recap. I also watched the channel 13 news here just so I culd see your interview -- could they have cut it any shorter?!? Still it was fun to see you 'in person', but I'm hoping they'll run more of it sometime in the future. I have a feeling you had a LOT more to say than just those very few minutes' worth. :) Thanks for the smiles, Lincee!

Anonymous said...

Here is a link to the Houston story. Just in case it has not been posted...

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=entertainment&id=3927619

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I think he'll pick Sarah, but mostly because I'm hoping one of my kind (i.e. not insane single woman) will win. :)

Anonymous said...

I saw you Lincee on the news last night! I made sure I stayed up for another 30 minutes. I knew they were talking about our funny and clever Lincee. I don't know you, but I was proud of you! How exciting!!!

I know everyone dislikes Mowana and thinks she's a freak, but I like her more than boring average Sarah. I think ABC edit the tape to make her look and seem like she was unstable only because the other girls projected her to be that way due to their rage of jealousy. Those ladies need to work on being less catty and insecure. They all were putting Mowana down to make themselves feel better. People who are insecure do this, especially after being rejected! Haven't you come across these kinds of women? I have...so unactractive. Hello McFly...that's why the doctor didn't give you a rose!

Funny...none of the girls made a big stink about Tara interrupting their one on one which in my opinion is far ruder than Mo kicking it up a knotch on the yacht adventure. Who cares!!! The doctor obviously was enjoying himself, if he didn't like her he would have found a way to pull back from Mo and hang with the other women. Jehan get over it you are JEALOUS period. I think Susan was the only one who admitted that she was jealous.

I'm sorry someone has to stick up for MO...I think everyone is ganging up on her as if she's this awful person. I'm sorry I don't see what Jehan and others were b!tching about and then to say she loves her. PUH-LEASE is that girl for real..she loves MO. Someone slap Jehan and Jennie while you're at it.

I was shocked when Chris said the majority was pulling for Mowana. Host Chris have you been reading this blog? If you are...the majority is for Sarah.

Lawyer John hit the nail on the head ...Sarah definitely is chicken soup, but come to think of it so is McHottie. Houston..we may have a match...lift off to chicken soupville!

I may like Mowana, but I don't think she would be a good match the McHottie. He wants to the live in the mountains and I don't see her living in that environment. I see her with someone more well-rounded who likes to surf.

Susan did a poor job in the hot seat. I couldn't wait for them to move on to the next topic. She was like a little kid caught in a lie. Poor thing couldn't win the battle...as you would say Lincee "bless her heart". I'm surprise she didn't come prepared with a good script written on her palm to get her out of the hot seat. She had to have known she was going to get drilled by the women. The kicker was definitely her saying, "I'm proud of how I ACTED." oh my...someone please stop her. Open your mouth Susan and kindly stick your foot in it please. Thank you now leave the hot seat.

McHottie did get points last night for being a total gentleman and not making any negative comments about the girls. Kudos...for being respectful to others.

Sorry...didn't mean to write a novel.

Anonymous said...

Where are all these Sarah fans coming from all of the sudden? Ugh I'll take edited crazy over edited pagent princess any day. Travis will dump her within a month. And sorry Tennesse people but Travis has applied for a job at a Colorado hospital.

Anonymous said...

1:16 file that under "G" for get your own blog. LOL j/k!

Anonymous said...

Travis applied for a job in Colorado? Where did you hear that? Maybe he applied for more than one job.

Anonymous said...

i love your blog!!!! you're hilarious and i must say we share many of the same opinions....so jealous you got to go to WTA - my vote is also for sarah! mofasa is entirely too unstable...we shall see but hopefully nashville will come out on top! i mean i can't wait to read next weeks blog...i'm sure it will be priceless!

Anonymous said...

It is interesting that ABC wants us to hate Moana.(big surpise) I bet they were unhappy that all those caty ladies did not hate her.

Anonymous said...

I bet Sarah wins -- but I wish Mowana would. I think she is gorgeous and great. Travis really likes her more than Sarah. You can see it in his smile and the way he touches her.

Anonymous said...

Channel 13 posted the story on abc13.com. If you want to see it or read it, click here:

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=entertainment&id=3927619

Anonymous said...

Hello 1:24, not trying to be rude or anything because the blog's all about fun, but do you think (in some crazy plot to actually land a job) our Good Doctor might have applied at a couple of different places? Maybe Nashville and Colorado, perhaps?

Being a resident at Vandy and having completed his coursework at Duke, Dr. McHottness is most likely qualified to land a job at either locale, one would think.

For those of you keeping track at home (Chris H.): I think Sarah's the girl for Stork and I love that she likes his meat (even though that's been said a hundred times on this blog already).

Props to Lincee for your awesome insider's look at the WTA. You are fabulous.

PS: Rock Chalk Jayhawk against the Baylor Bears tonight

Anonymous said...

Saw you Houston's ABC 13 News last night! So I decided to check out your website. Great job. Love it!

I rooting for Mowana. I think most of the time opposites attract and certainly to not see TS with Ms. Goodie Goodie from Nashville. Funny but it seems to me that Sarah is the needy type. She is the kinda a girl that revolves her world around her boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

if you want to see Lincee, you can go to "abc13.com" and go down to Bachelor recap and click to see her interview and pic.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, after weeks of putting us through two hours of the Bachelor and multiple replays of past seasons, why ABC, why did you make the WTA only one hour?
Also, when Travis and Moana fell off the Sea Doo, did anyone expect them to start yelling for the intern for help?

Unknown said...

Lincee-awesome as always!
Thanks for the heads up on the Oreos-yum!
For the millionth time I loved the Sarah meat comment.
And for another millionth time...
BFF #1 Chris, how could you on National TV say, "the majority vote for Moana?!!?" Who in the world did you ask? The one person in Indonesia? Really. That statement was pure comedy in itself. Weren't you just biting your tongue when you had to read that cue card?! ABC, the trickery will never end, but we the viewers will continue to outthink you!
Can't wait til next week! Sarah for sure! Hook 'em!

Anonymous said...

Lincee is the girl from Sugar Land...the country music group!!!

Anonymous said...

Please make Princess the next Bachelorette- smart, poised, and beautiful. No wonder he booted her with the rest of the smart women early on.

I just don't get why they were all so pissed at moana for 'hogging' Travis. Hello? They were all just jealous that they didn't think to jump off the boat with him, or finish the bike race first. Isn't that why all of them were there? She just played the game better. Good for her. She seems too cool for him. He deserves Miss Vanilla.

Great job Lincee!
-KC in H-town

Anonymous said...

Lincee...great recap! I was disappointed that we didn't get to see you on the show. Did you get to find out how many people in the audience read your recaps? I think we would have enjoyed 2 hours of this show instead of the memory lanes. The bloopers and outtakes are MUCH more entertaining than the show we have to suffer through just to catch your jokes. Looking forward to the grand finale (not the surprise of it (yawn) but the "Lincee" take on it...his family looks like they might liven things up a little).

Anonymous said...

Lincee,
I missed you on the news last night, but I saw the clip on the Channel 13 web site. Way to represent Sugar Land! Sounds like you had a great time at the WTA.

Anonymous said...

I hope he chooses Sarah. But if he does, I hope there is a McDonald's nearby when the Limo takes Mowana away. She might need to go get some McFries to go with her McCries.

Anonymous said...

I agree with #1 Jayhawk Fan. Hopefully the good doctor is giving himself more job choices (by applying in more than one location) and managing his career better than his love life.

Anonymous said...

Moana

Anonymous said...

Moana

Anonymous said...

Moana

Anonymous said...

Lincee - great recap as always! seriously, after next week, we are all going to be at a loss on Tuesdays. i had missed part of Episode 1 with Ali G.'s "verbal assault" (as Chris H. put it) on McHottie...but of course b/c of your recaps, I was waiting for that to be shown on WTA...classic! Bless her heart. The outtakes with Nashville actually made her seem more down to earth that the debutante their editing tries to portray her as... her and McHottie joking over the meat...way to go ABC intern for swapping out that dinner with a raw steak! Nashville won more points in my book after seeing some more personality in the outtakes. Not that I was ever voting for Mowanna to begin with, but I cast my vote for Nashville! --anonymous #532

Anonymous said...

I agree 1:45! I think Mowana is too cool for Travis.

Anonymous said...

Sugarland, the band, has a Kristen, a Kristian and a Jennifer, none of which look like our lovely Lincee.

Anonymous said...

Yikes! The addiction is taking over again! Gotta get back to work!

Anonymous said...

I am shocked that all of you bachelor die-hards have posted comments all these weeks and I've seen no sign of the big rumor news... a morning show here in Denver said that ABC is considering suing Dr. Travis for being seen in public several times with his pick. I wish I would have posted weeks ago to tell you all so it didn't seem so 50/50 but over a month ago they said Nashville Sarah wins.

Please don't tell me you're surprised!

P.S. Amy, she's a nice girl who digs his meat! What's not to love?

Anonymous said...

I was hoping for Susan but now hopefully Tennessee.

Anonymous said...

I'm a 50 yr old divorced mom and have been addicted to the show since the original and Lincee's recaps since her beginning...and just wanted to say thanks Lincee, thanks for letting us live through the fantasy in detail and the pure entertainment of it all!

Just like they mentioned last night...I think all girls (no matter what age!) have that fantasy of the Prince...happily ever after, et al...the show takes us away for a few moments, brings a smile to our faces and let's us dream...yes, life in fantasyland is a wonderful escape! Reality-wise, the show let's us know we're all pretty damn normal (in comparison!) in our basic reactions.

I think it's also an amazing tool to teach young women important life lessons...BE YOURSELF B/C WHEN YOU'RE A FAKE/PHONY...YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE BUT YOUR DUMBASS SELF! All it does is show how pathetic and insecure you really are, pretty faces are a dime a dozen, but beautiful confidant women who are real are what we should all strive to become.

Hopefully next week this will prove true if Sarah wins...if not, please disregard this message.

P.S. Go Noles!
P.P.S. TTF from FL Beta!!

Anonymous said...

Did she just say "dumbass self"?

Just checking...

Anonymous said...

I dig his meat too and he didn't pick me. :(

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice that the good doctor showed unbelieveable poise during the show (at least what they aired!) It was like he was running for office with those answers! I think that he may be a little smarter than previously credited. (The view of one more Straight Guy)

Anonymous said...

Who says "fork his meat"? Honestly!!

Anonymous said...

Do you think Sarah forked his meat on the exotic overnight date?

Anonymous said...

Kids,
The Sugarland in question is a suburb s/w of Houston...not the group.

"Lincee is the girl from Sugar Land...the country music group!!!"
1:44 PM
"Sugarland, the band, has a Kristen, a Kristian and a Jennifer, none of which look like our lovely Lincee."
2:05 PM

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 2:21,

I dig his meat too, and he didn't pick me or prick me!

Anonymous said...

Where is all this Moana love coming from? She's been getting bashed on here for what seems like all season and all of a sudden these people come out defending her? And all this after no one would talk bad about her at the WTA? Something's not right. Maybe Lincee is right. Maybe Mo has some mob connections we have no idea about. Hell, I'm getting nervous talking about it now...

Anonymous said...

Wow Snore-ah makes ONE cute (but predictible) comment all season long and everyone thinks she's a charismatic comedienne? Ohhhhkay.

I personally hope he picks C.None of these. I dont like either of the girls enough to be a cheerleader for them but I dislike Mohawkna less than Snore-ah.

My $.02

Lincee & Reality Steve for Bachelor & Bachelorette!!

Or alternately have "The Bachelor Travis Part 2 - The women in Paris Really Sucked, Let's go somewhere else and try again"!

Anonymous said...

I think Sarah really does have a fun personality, but ABC does not want us to see it- I think during the 'never before seen footage' you could see her acting up and letting loose- No one says a 'meat' comment without having a little fun, playful, not-so-innocent side to her...C'mon- I bet Sarah is a lot better than they make her seem. And Travis is H*O*T--- hot!

Anonymous said...

Lincee - great recap.

Here's all the latest rumors from here in Nashville (the biggest small town in America). I have no personal confirmations of any of them.

1. Dr. Stork is actually Dr. Dork. I've heard this from several sources who work at Vandy. (I never really believed there was a hot, single doc with half an ounce of personality left in this town.)

2. Sarah & Travis have been seen all over town together.

3. Sarah was seen in town wearing a t-shirt that said "The Rumors Are All True."

4. If he did choose Sarah - they've already called it splitsville. This is supposedly from one of Sarah's friends.

I did speak to someone who actually met Sarah and said she was really nice.

Anyway - we'll see next week.

My vote is of course for Nashville.

Anonymous said...

Love the blog! Love the comments! Love my hot bride for making me read this stuff. (But don't tell her that.)

Anonymous said...

Jenni, Jehan, and some of the other girls looked like they were just wining from a bad case of sour grapes.

Anonymous said...

Once again you are right on !! I love reading the recaps each week and will definitely miss my weekly dose. How about doing a recap for "Grey's Anatomy ??" That would be awesome !!
It was great seeing you on the news last night... you seemed very "nice" during the interview...you should have let everyone see the "real" you.

Anonymous said...

Nashville better win or else Mowana and our handsome Dr. need to see a Pyschiatrist together !!

Anonymous said...

I'm so sad that your shout-out didn't make the show, Lincee! How great of you to share your behind-the-scenes experience at the WTA taping, though. Your recaps have truly MADE the show for me this season. I didn't really pay attention to the past few seasons, but I watch religiously now, and know lots of other people who do, too - just so they can read your recap the next day!

I was shocked at the 180 the girls made last night regarding Moana. Of course, that's the beauty of editing. Maybe they had some sort of reconciliation that the cameras chose not to share with us. Regardless, I think she's bipolar, and I hope he picks Nashville. At first I thought Nashville had very little depth ("We have so much in common... we both live in Nashville!"), but the more I see of her, the more she grows on me.

As a side note, my boyfriend (who grudgingly watches with me from time to time) has [appallingly] been sticking up for Susan, and I'm so glad she's gone so she can't cause any more fights between us! He agrees that she's fake, but he says that her hotness more than makes up for it. I know he's kidding... but it angers me nonetheless.

Can't wait for next week's episode and recap!

Anonymous said...

Is anyone else tired of the 'most amazing rose ceremony ever' line. I'm surprised that the ABC interns aren't more creative. I think someone should take them out for some drinks maybe then they will come up with some better marketing phrases.

Anonymous said...

"i may not know much, but i can drink..." classic tara line. loved it.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't ABC capitalize on the fact that Chris H is actually funny?!?

Anonymous said...

22.903 seconds bff paul, what do you think of that?

Anonymous said...

anonymous 2:53,

What are they supposed to say?

"Tune in next week when you will witness another run of the mill rose ceremony for a couple who will probably break up in four months!!"?

It's called marketing. The intern is too busy making sure they have gondolas ready, accordion players on queue, and kamikaze birds uncaged to worry about that other crap...

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else catch it last night when McHottie uses one of Susan's corny lines on the preview for next week - 'when i'm with you, everything else melts away'? Lord! You're a Hottie, but geez... get your own lines!

Anonymous B from the Big H

Anonymous said...

First of all, why did they not rip on Tara and her boozing......
Secondly, anyone who has Tivo, check out the preview at the end of WTA for next week...... He gives Sarah the full hug, but grabs Moana's elbow instead of wrapping his arms around her........
Just an observation...... I guess we shall see soon enough!

Go Lincee!

Anonymous said...

1. Who's Reality Steve?
2. Does everyone else feel like crap and have a cold today?
3. Looks like all of the "hook 'ems" got hooked on Sunday.
4. Has anyone watched curling on the olympics? It's suprisingly very interesting, they can actually make that thing turn!
5. Best look of the week: the Italians staring at each other for 5 mins in the center of the rink after the mr. fell. Classic.

All for now. Out!

Tallulah said...

My vote goes out for Lemon Zest Kristen to be the next Bachelorette. I think a genuine and goofy gal like her would be a breath of fresh air compared to the vapid women that they have every season.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so I know who wins.....I know one of the girls on the show...regardless of numerous confidentiality agreements, she was bursting to tell...in all fairness it was one of those blink twice if it's Sarah, once if its Moana, kind of things....but once I guessed correctly we openly discussed.....its some good stuff...I got all the other dirt too...and I didn't have to sign any confidentiality agreements to give away my first born...
And Mary Brooke, I called it last not that Lemon Zest will be the next Bachelorette too...they can find someone else who will 'love her for her'...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and BFF #2, Paul, 26.99 seconds....... Jealous?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 3:17..... Did she blink once or twice?

Anonymous said...

I have to admit - I was really trying to figure out where you were sitting in the audience. I thought you may have given us some sort of hand signal or something - but that is okay.
Thanks for the inside scoop on what reallllyyy happened on the show. I have to say I really want Move Over Mowana to win. There is something about Nashville that I don't trust. As for Oscar winner Suzan she was sooo good last night. I couldn't stop laughing last night. I really wanted her to say you know what " I don't give a F I am a winner and will be on TV realllyyy soon". As for Mchottie - he doesn't do anything for me anymore, I see him as a dork now.

Lincee will miss your recaps.

Anonymous said...

3:17

Why share this information and not tell? Huh? Are you trying to stir up some controversy and have everyone falling over themselves, begging you for the answer? Well, it won't happen. Why? BC first off, we don't care and secondly we can wait a week.

And, my bff's mom's ex nail tech gets her products from a man who has a daughter who was struck by lightening and read your comment, saw inside of your soul and knows you're full of sh!t.

Anonymous said...

3:30
WTH???????

Anonymous said...

I vote Nashville!! I live in great Music City and both Travis and Sarah have been spotted all over the place....working out at the YMCA, gorcery shopping at Harris Teeter, chilling at Corner Pub and other fine establishments. BUT, they have not actually been spotted together....UNTIL last week, where someone "supposedly" saw the two of them walking Hottie's dog in the area.

Hmmmmm....could there be a better pick than Nashvile?? NO!!

Anonymous said...

Ummm. Not that I don't love me some classic Lincee but is there a reason someone cut and pasted an old Bachelorette Jen recap as a comment???

Anonymous said...

Ya...why did someone cut and paste lincee's recap??? Weird

Anonymous said...

wtf

Anonymous said...

Anon at 2:41 PM...

Interesting tidbits, but I highly doubt Travis and Sarah have been seen "all over" ANYWHERE together. We all know they have to sign an agreement about not being obvious about the relationship until the "After the Rose" show. I believe they have to arrange their visits to discreet places if they are to meet.

GO SARAH!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think the Susan and Kristin Myspace blogs are fake? It looks like the pictures used by Lucci and Citrus are of the same shot from WTA. Someone else could easily copy the pic from on-line, crop it, and create a myspace account under an assumed name. It may be interesting to read, but what a waste of time if it's someone trying to mess with us!

AND...while McHottie probably did apply for more than one location, where is the confirmation that he applied in Colorado?

Just wondering if anyone else was as skeptical as I am over these issues!

Anonymous said...

3:38- I was soooo wondering that same thing? Why the cut/paste and no comment to follow. Hmmmm....I have plenty of old Lincee's posts- if anyone wants to see them- let me know and I will add them.

Anonymous said...

If anyone watched Laguna Beach- each character had at least 5 myspace sites...all fake. Even if you do a search for Faith Hill there are multiple sites for her. I wouldn't beleeeeeve it.

Anonymous said...

You people are HIGH! Nashville is soooooo boring. "We have sooo much in commom,you are perfect for me,we have sooo much FUN together". I can't believe ABC chose her to come on National TV,considering they are all about the ratings. This has got to be the lowest rated bachelor ever. At this pt,don't care who wins Travis's heart. My gal is out of the running.

P.S. Lincee-you are hysterrical! GOD love ya....you tell it how it is!

Anonymous said...

Cute interview with AOL:
http://television.aol.com/news/tv_tattler_celebrity_interviews/bachelor_travis_stork

Anonymous said...

straight guy #3..."i see your schwartz is as big as mine..." :) love spaceballs!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry to disappoint, i'm not candice


But I am a fan of Sarah Nashville!!!

Anonymous said...

when you click on the link to abc13 (scroll up and find it in the comments) you can click on this little camera and see the whole interview of Lincee on the news.

Anonymous said...

YAY! I'm glad you went to WTA and thanks for sharing your adventure with us!

As for the seasonal Oreo's, I'm with you, but you really need to set your sights on the Dove Truffle Egg! It will change your life!

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who Dr. Dork is going to pick, but I'm pretty sure that he's screwed either way. It's never going to work with either of them. Moanna is clearly unstable and Nashville is too wholesome (I just threw up in my mouth thinking about her wholesomeness). So yeah, Travis (who, by the way, doesn't really impress me) is screwed. And on another note, Susan is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Was it obvious to anyone else that Jenni was extremely jealous of Susan? I mean come on Jenni....let it go! I was happy when Chris finally called her out on her attitude!

Anonymous said...

Hi all,
First time e-mailer long time Lincee fan. Been reading re-caps since way back in the day when she was only e-mailing 50 people. I wanted to get in my two cents for the next bachelorette.. how great would Kristen be! Someone real who would make us laugh!

Anonymous said...

Lincee,
I was (sadly) just turned onto your fabulous recaps this season. I can only say that this Tuesday's recap is bittersweet to me since I realize this bright spot in my day will soon be coming to an end. Any chance you will recap something else during the bachelor off-season? While it is partly about the show, it is more about the witty recap that I have grown to love. Please let us know if you decide to do another show.

Anonymous said...

I'm so sad, I don't remember what happened with Jen Schefft. Whom did she choose? More recaps please!

Anonymous said...

I am absurdly into this show and have been a fan since the day it started... i am the lame gal who has a username and password on ABC just so I can make my picks...which I always ending up losing. Well, I am rootin' for Nashville and I googled the girl and read some Nashville newspapers...seems like she may be the one according to what the newspapers say but we'll just have to see...she's a classy gal in my opinion...Moana looks too much like a mouse and her poofy hair has got to go.

Thanks for your witty recaps.

Anonymous said...

My vote is for Amercian Idol, Lincee. There are plenty of hilarious moments for you to comment on - I always hide my head in my pillow especially during the worldwide auditions and each season there are definitely plenty of "bless her/his heart" scenes!

As always...thanks for the recap - and bloggers - you make the experience even better. I actually have always liked Moana. She is real and though she has had a few "psycho" moments - haven't we all girls! I know a few college boyfriends who didn't want to see me heading down the dorm hallway! But, agree ABC is just editing it in Moana's favor and Sarah will be big winner.

Anonymous said...

Hey 1:16pm..you're not Lincee!! Next time give us the "Reader's Digest" version.

Anonymous said...

loved the recap. i dont even care who wins, i just hope it's dramatic or funny to give lincee some good material for next week.

i recognized shiloh but had to say "who?" to jenni.

im sorry, did she mistake herself for a key candidate in this season? jenni? did you realize that because of you we didn't need Ali G there? you a crazy bi-atch.

he didn't pick you, no one thinks you could really be a model, we laughed when you made an a$$ of yourself camping, and no one has that kind of tan right now-wake up call-it's February.

sorry, that's my beef. but i'd trade it for Travis' meat. haha.

mary from dallas

ps-lincee-it was so great to put a face with the name and laughs, you looked awesome! i really thought host chris should've brought you in as a sideline judge so you could interrupt with funny comments. awesome as always, can't wait for next week!

Anonymous said...

Nashville is going reality! And just in time to fill the loss of Bachelor, here comes Apprentice!

Here's from yesterday's paper:
And another Nashvillian on reality TV

This season of NBC's The Apprentice will include a Nashville real estate company executive, one Charmaine Hunt, 27, of First American Home Warranty.

Charmaine is a native of Kentucky, a Western Kentucky University grad — and one incredibly hot reality TV contestant! You're HIRED! But I digress.

Charmaine's NBC bio says she brought multimillion-dollar clients to a San Diego marketing and advertising company before coming to Nashville.

And wouldn't ya know it, this season of The Apprentice starts at 8 p.m. Feb. 27, which is when the finale starts for ABC's The Bachelor: Paris, which as you know will have two Nashvillians in it, Vandy ER doc Travis Stork and Green Hills teacher Sarah Stone.

(TiVo, anyone?)

Anonymous said...

HEY LINCEE I HAVE A QUESTION!
HEY LINCEE I HAVE A QUESTION!

I don't recall reading in your recap about the final 2 (Sarah and Moana) -- did they give "taped statements" that didn't air? What happened to that segment of the show? Do you know?

Thanks for the FANTASTIC recap!

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Anonymous said...

What I want to know is why Sarah Tennessee's name was all but absent from TWTA? It just seemes so weird that she wasn't even mentioned, except for the quick "meat" outtake. Am I alone here???

Anonymous said...

help me... BFF?

Anonymous said...

I absolutely LOVE the recaps. I think I have been looking forward to the recaps more than the actual episode! 1st - Jennifer, "Jenny" is a bitter bitch, she's just upset that she didn't make it to the final so that she MIGHT have a chance for them to "make hot babies." I'm definatley not a fan of Mo. Goooooo Sarah!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lincee-

My entire office had been following your recaps via e-mail since you started (a friend of a friend was forwarding them to us weekly). Unfortunately, our connection left the office in January. Thus, when the new Paris season came out, we didn't get an e-mail and we felt lost. We tried our best to come up with funny little recaps but they sucked so we stopped. Then....finally...today- February 21st, I found your website/blog! I am so excited b/c (a) we get to read your awesome recaps, (b) it is about time you get some national recognition (not to mention ABC/CH recognition) and (c) well, repeat a! You're awesome Lincee. I know you will go far and I expect soon you will be on GMA with Diane and Charlie talking about how this all started.

Anonymous said...

Susan is absolutely PAINFUL to watch. Please Hollywood...send her home if she tries anything.

Anonymous said...

southartgirl,

The problem with Moana is that she went from not being sure about the whole situation, to "seeing her soul in his eyes" and "being rocked to the core" in like two dates. That is the problem I see. If your gonna be 'hard assed tough chick' whose not caught up in it, you cant make a switch to 'psycho crying chick'.

You can be one or the other, not both...

Anonymous said...

I have now learned my lesson. I will never stray....
I followed someone's suggestion and looked at reality steve's site. I'm sorry, as Lincee would say, "Bless his heart"...he is really trying a but too much for me.

Not being a cookie fan my vice in life is jelly belly's....orange sherbet and top banana...together in the same bite...yum! That'll keep your heart racing all day as you sit on the bleachers at a swim meet! Love that sugar!

Thank you Lincee for all of the LOL moments I have had at my computer this season. We should all be paying for the endorphin rush we get from your witty comments, it is keeping us all healthier....if we could only get you a code on the insurance forms....

Anonymous said...

Moana is killing me with the crying - what the hell is this? She really has some emotional issues.

My vote is for Sarah!

Anonymous said...

If y'all want to see Lincee on the news, use the following link.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=entertainment&id=3927619#

Way to go Lincee!

~C in OKC

Anonymous said...

It's Sarah-
Moana's MySpace page has 'IRIS' (goo goo dolls) for the song.
or... it's all a trick! Moana wins!
(iris):
"And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive"

Anonymous said...

I Love Sarah Stone! (aka Nashville) Isn't that weird that if you added an -r to her last name you would get a totally different character? Anyway, I will lose all faith in the fake TV dating system if Sarah loses to Mowana. EW.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, anonymous 10:37!

Anonymous said...

hummm.....

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060217/COLUMNIST0501/602170391/1121/ENTERTAINMENT

Anonymous said...

I would love for it to be Sarah, but moana looked so beautiful at "the Final Rose" ceremony. I have found that if you look at the previews for the last show when the girls are talking to Travis after he's given the ring/said goodbye to one of them, you can tell who wins.You have to look closely, tho.

Anonymous said...

Hey, did y'all know that Susan, Sarah from Canada, Kristen, Jehan and others all have MySpace sites?

Anonymous said...

thanks for filling in some blanks about susan's interview. it's unreal they can take a 4 hour taping and make it an hour....i am sure we missed a lot of juicy stuff! GO NASHVILLE! i'll literally have a stroke if he chooses moWana....

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Hey, did y'all know that Susan, Sarah from Canada, Kristen, Jehan and others all have MySpace sites?

1:12 AM"

Now THAT is funny.

Anonymous said...

What a great writer you are! You have a marvelous sense of humor and I laughed as I read your blog. I enjoyed it immensely!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Hey, did y'all know that Susan, Sarah from Canada, Kristen, Jehan and others all have MySpace sites?

1:12 AM"

Now THAT is funny!

Anonymous said...

Hey Lincee,
The recap was aweseome, but I expect nothing less from you!! It was great living in Houston, b/c I got to see your little segment on ABC..I think it should have been longer...but oh well!! Thanks for all of the laughs this season! I am looking forward to the finale show...My husband and I are rooting for Sarah. Oh yeah I agree with other bloggers..whay was there nothing said about Sarah on TWTA show?? My husband made the same comment. Just wondering if you had any insight, I thought maybe they cut that part from the show. Thanks again!! Can't wait until the next season!

Anonymous said...

your blog is awesome!!!
keep up the good work!
:)

Anonymous said...

Good Lord, for his sake I hope he chooses Sarah. Moana seems to me to be the type of gal that would stalk him (& probably will anyway) when he breaks up with her. She seems a little too neurotic & emotionally unstable for such a stable, down to earth guy. Plus remember her family? Ugh, they were a fun bunch. Sarah, on the other hand, seems perfect for him. But I agree with one of the other posters - it's head vs. heart (or maybe it's head vs. another part of the body!) ;) Can't wait to see next week! Thanks Lincee for the great & entertaining updates. It's a nice reality break from my two little monsters!

Anonymous said...

good call, 10:02 anon. That made me laugh aloud!!! It's true!!

Anonymous said...

Totally random, but... has anyone ever noticed that Moana looks a bit like Janet from Three's Company???

DCK said...

hey I don't see this as competition to reality Steve... I read you both... both entertaining...

anyway, I think Susan would definitely do well on a soap opera... she certainly has the face, and tears for it... Moana could probably make it on the soaps too...

I believe Nashville will get the rose... But I dislike her so much, I would love it if Moana got it... but she won't. But it doesn't even matter since it won't last anyway.

Anonymous said...

Lincee...
You are famous in our eyes!!
Saw you on the news after the show and now realize you are a neighbor. You were great!!!
I always host a Bachelor Finale party..any chance you could make it? Would love to have you, your sister, and friend Jill join us.
Let me know..
Party in Sugar Land..

Anonymous said...

help me... BFF?

Anonymous said...

Best Friends Forever - BFF

Anonymous said...

it's moana. travis will give nashville a high five and that will be that.

Anonymous said...

McHottie is a nice guy and emotionally naive or diabolic. Think about it. You can't reject a person who says things like "you complete me" at the very end. He must be thinking that Nashville is very centered and well-balanced and can handle losing. Can't see it lasting with Mo Wana Complete Myself though.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe your shout out was not taped. I was so looking forward to seeing you on the show! Or at least showing you in the audience . . .I wonder why there were no questions from the audience this time . . this could have been your big chance. Bummer.

Anonymous said...

I hope Sara wins, why shouldn't a down to earth girl with good morals and values win his heart.
Alabama is behind her all the way.

Anonymous said...

Definitely, definitely, definitely Moana. Or Nashville.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if the rumors have it made its way across the US but about three weeks ago, a local radio station in Denver said McHottie has been seen out in public with his pick. I won't ruin it for you (especially b/c we're so close to the end), but I'm surprised ABC is letting that fly!

Anonymous said...

NO WAY will Moana win--unless, of course, he doesn't give Nashville the rose. I'd say she's got a 50/50 chance.

Anonymous said...

Lincee- you are awesome- I don't know you, but your recaps are the best thing about the Bachelor! Thanks for entertaining the 100,000+ of us!

Anonymous said...

I went back last night and rewatched the last episode (mostly to see if I could spot Lincee now that I know what she looks like - Go Linee!). I came to the following conclusion. Travis is going to pick Mo. It is all in the body language when you go back and watch. He is cuddling with Mo all the time and with Nashville, the chemistry just doesn't seem to be there. The clincher though was when he said that Nashville would be perfect for him and then extolled her virtues. It so reminded me of when on the Bachelorette (can't even remember her name - was stood up by bachelor Bob) she said that the hot guy from Texas would be perfect for her and she chose the guy that you knew was totally wrong for her with the fear of commitment from New York. It was like Travis is trying to talk himself into choosing Nashville.

I like Nashville and hope he picks her, but if I had to put money on it, I would go with Mo!

Anonymous said...

host Chris? where are you? why haven't you posted lately?

Anonymous said...

This is the first I time I have read this and even though I saw the WTA show and the interview on ABC13 I enjoyed how you put everything into words! You are too funny! But I am wondering - the videos that they did a couple of weeks ago when Moana was crying - did ANYBODY see a tear!?!? I sure didnt. She's good. But I totally vote for SARAH! Its a match made in heaven, they just had to detour to Paris first.

Anonymous said...

Why, OH Why hasn't anyone stated the fact that Sarah is just not very pretty? From what it sounds like here.. with the TN connections and all; that McHottie will do the politically correct thing and pick Nashv. then break up w/ her shortly and move on w/ his big famous life. It's a no-brainer. Neither of them are the "connection" that he was hoping for, right? It's obvious. Lets get on to next season...This one is over for me.
PS.. Way to go Lincee if youre still reading all of these comments!

Anonymous said...

Could someone please post the links to the supposed contestants' myspace pages? Thanks!

Anonymous said...

www.myspace.com/alidudek

www.myspace.com/susanedds

www.myspace.com/moanamarie

www.myspace.com/jehanmary

www.myspace.com/kmorse

www.myspace.com/bachplayer

Anonymous said...

I swear I'm not a stalker or anything...my daughter has a myspace and the deal with her is that I keep very involved or she doesn't get to have one. I happened upon Moana's myspace long before this blog found it and I know it is her because of all the personal messages from friends as opposed to fans on there. There are others that I did not reference but they are easy to find once you get going on there. It will be interesting to see what they say when the winner, Sarah, is announced. Or Moana. ???
But I think Sarah.

Anonymous said...

I agree. They always edit it to make you believe it's one or the other (they are trying to make it out to be muwana).....I believe it will be sarah....at least, I hope it is...

Anonymous said...

Hello to all the girls from the Bachelor who are reading this blog. We know you are. We don't care.

Mo, sorry you made a fool of yourself on National and archived TV. And he still didn't pick you.

Jehan(D), you are beautiful.

Susan, read the blog.

Kristen, you are hilarious. Stay true to you.

Sarah Canada, don't light up in the U.S. baby- it ain't legal here yet.

Tara, don't drink and drive. Please.

Sarah Tenn., we think you win.

Anonymous said...

I don't watch this show every season and I know editing can pull tricks on everyone. I, for some reason, think it will be Moana and the reason why is that when they were in Italy he made a comment regarding something to the effect it would be the first time he was taking a "girlfriend" somewhere like this. Does anyone else remember that comment or any other response to this? We just don't really know what goes on between them do we but it sure is fun to speculate!

Anonymous said...

allensoccermom????
allen, TX who are you?

Anonymous said...

To the previous comment at 2:20 pm - looks are not all that counts. Yes she is probably the least pretty one this season, but as the old saying goes - its whats on the inside that counts.

Anonymous said...

beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone



jk

Anonymous said...

Love the comments Lincee, but I have to vote for my girl Moana (aside from the video breakdowns, she gets a little nutty then) she is awesome. No one liked her at first because she wouldn't swoon for McHottie, she had to like him on her own time, a batchelor first. I just can't root for Sarah because watching them kiss is offensive, like watching a brother and sister... she's getting the boot!!

Anonymous said...

Nashville may not be drop dead gorgeous, but she is very attractive, and definitely has the typical wholesome southern girl look. No, she's not the girl from high school with the big boobs and bleach-blonde hair who's now on a pro-basketball dance team, but she's definitely a cute girl, the kind quality men end up marrying, even if an exotic Moana catches their eye for awhile.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about Sarah being the least pretty one--she may not be a blond bombshell, but some of those girls from the very beginning(you know, the one's we didn't even remember when they showed them at the WTA) weren't all that attractive either.

Anonymous said...

Wait, Sarah aint the hottest girl this season but she's not chopped liver either. Take it from one, of the many, straight guys on here.

Did you ladies not see her in the bikini in the floating tub? Heckuva bod on her. She's got what we call in the biz a butterface. But she is better than average looking in the face.

Please dont make me explain...

Anonymous said...

Yes, it is funny how all the girls have become Moana fans. They've obviously forgotten that she's a nutjob. Guess they didn't watch the episode in Venice.

Anonymous said...

Hey Lincee - seriously - what exactly was Host Chris' shout out to you?

Anonymous said...

justsomedude--I totally disagree that Sarah is a butterface- she is really cute! She does have quite a bod- but the 'butterface' term should only be used on the very deserved people! and we know who they are out there...

Anonymous said...

hey i checked out those myspace websites and they're real. how else could they have gotten those pictures up. They have other pics with their friends posted on their sites as well. my vote is for moana. I think she ROCKS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lincee,

I am so disappointed we didn't get to see you on TV. I really wanted them to showcase you and all your fame!! I think i watched the WTA episode more hoping for a spot of you in the audience then for the actual show itself! I was very upset when it was over and we didn't get to see you!!!

Anyway, it was great to get a recap of the live version. I am so jealous you got to go! I would have been reality star struck! Maybe next bachelor season you can auction off a trip for one of your fans to go with you to the WTA episode! I would totally put in for that!
Thanks for the laughs!
Susie

Anonymous said...

Moana--NOOOOOO!!!!!!


Sarah--YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Guys dont be gullible... How would those pics get to myspace if its were fake? Those pics are posted on ABC's website, and all over the internet! Its super easy to fake a myspace site.

Anonymous said...

there are totally people out there who want moana to get the final rose...and i am one of them!

Anonymous said...

Moana--BOO!

Anonymous said...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=55843421

There is Courtney's myspace.com

Anonymous said...

Nancy... is your last name really Stank Ho?

I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

Moana biscuit? Me wanna biscuit!

Pass the butter and jam.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the great recaps - your e-mails and now your website are my favorite part of the show!

Anonymous said...

anon 6:04...

pics. of bachelorettes with their best friends and others are not all over the internet like you say. the myspaces are real. don't be so cynical. we'll sic the grammar po-po or somesuch on you.

Anonymous said...

I agree it is easy to fake a myspace, BUT there are too many of the girls real friends on it.

Anonymous said...

First, let me tell you a little something about SHILOH...a friend of a friend knows her and said SHE was only on the show for the potential "fame". She says she is an "advertising manager"... homegirl works at Nordstrom's. Second, Jennie "my talent is being a swimsuit model" is clearly bitter and crazy. Host Chris asked her ten times why she is so angry... seriously, this chick needs some help. I must add that Stoner handled herself pretty well - I am SURE she saw how childish she was on the videos and wanted to redeem herself. Good for her.

Anonymous said...

29.688! beat that bff paul!!

Anonymous said...

A few of you have asked what exactly Chris H.'s shout out said, and someone on here is also still questioning the authenticity of Chris really being Chris. I can clear it up for ya. Lincee and Chris spoke on the phone a few times and e-mailed before we got out to CA. Lincee and I even did a very junior high three way call with him. We were even 7th grade giggly afterwards. It was so fun. When we all got seated in the studio and Chunky B finished the warm up, Chris H. came out and got straight to it. "Hey thanks everyone for coming to TWA. Now where is Lincee?" It was great! I was the super proud friend who was obnoxiously pointing at Lincee while she remained classy and just cutely waved. Chris continued to tell everyone about Lincee's website and how funny, witty, etc. it is. He even gave the web address for it. It didn't stop there though because then Chunky B. brought up the microphone to her so she could say the website again for all to hear. I was so excited I may have tee teed just a little. Then Chris came up to say hi and chit chat a little bit. It was great! I think that fills everyone in a little more. Lincee's too modest to full out brag. I'm not!!! It was so fun and Lincee was great. Oh yeah, and she had fans come meet her when they realized who she was. Lincee's famous!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Totally agree that Sarah could handle it if she was dumped. But Moana? She'll freak. I noticed the comment too about Travis not wanting to worry that one was okay.
Susan has been killing me since the beginning. I haven't trusted her the entire time. I heard some rumor that she got a job on Passions. Has anyone else heard that?

Anonymous said...

I just have to say that Travis should pick Sarah (Tennessee). Not only does she seem fun (even though ABC has probably edited out much of that) she has conducted herself in a classy way. Travis should pick her because at least she is stable and could be happy and not have to cry every 5 seconds.

Anonymous said...

For the record: I love Lincee, I love the Bachelor, I love Tennesarah, I don't really like Mohawka's hair and on and on and on . . .

However, for those of you keeping track at home, this just in about Saturday's Big Game (8 PM CST on ESPN).

Game Day showdown looms: Kansas and Texas each will take 11-2 league records into Saturday’s 8 p.m. battle in Austin, Texas. UT hung onto a piece of first place by topping Kansas State, 65-64, Wednesday at KSU.

Saturday’s KU-UT showdown will be part of ESPN’s College Game Day broadcast. Announcers Jay Bilas, Rece Davis, Andy Katz and Digger Phelps will be on hand as studio hosts all day Saturday.


I mean, it doesn't get much more exciting than that, does it?

PS: I also think it's great that Chris H. gave Lincee the shoutout at the taping. Too bad ABC didn't show it! You're great, Lincee. Thanks for all the laughs!

Anonymous said...

Red Box-

I just did it for, like, 20 minutes.

Beat that!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, has anyone found the myspace blogs that the girls have--they're pretty entertaining!

Anonymous said...

slj--yes, but I have noticed that many pretentious lawyers(of which you are obviously not one:)) never refer to themselves as plain old lawyers, but as "attorneys." Am I right?

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