Prince Lorenzo: Episode 2
Dear ABC Editors:
I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank you for airing last night’s episode. You are truly doing an amazing job with what you’ve been given to work with and I admire the steps you’ve taken to make this reality show something worth tuning in to every Monday night. Congratulations.
It doesn’t matter that Erica is whining from the beginning until the end. You encourage her to tug on her extensions.
You embrace Kim’s drunk chatter on the beaches of the Mediterranean, and go so far as to have the intern translate her slurring words for America.
You even choose to air the moments of sheer dorkness when our Chach-of-a-Prince gets giddy about looking, almost touching, being tackled or heaven forbid, KISSED by a girl. (Must…get…vision…out…of…head…make…it…stop…)
My hat’s off to you. Congratulations on a job well done.
Your friend,
Lincee
SIMPLE DISCLAIMER
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We begin with our host Chris Harrison inviting the ladies out to the backyard for the group date spiel. How he was able to get through without being transfixed by Erica’s boobs is beyond me, but our host is a pro. He explains that there will be two group dates and since Lisa received the first rose, she will get the first one-on-one date. Our Prince will be extending a rose on the two group dates and will send Lisa home to the palace with a rose or home to USA with a nice parting gift of pet spa coupons.
Cut to Erica hoisting one of her 14 pieces of luggage onto a bed in the palace. The camera quickly follows her to the balcony of the palace (because you know some smart person said, “yeah…someone stick with this girl the ENTIRE time) as she yells in her best socialite voice, “CCCCHHHRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS!”
Our host follows the sound of the screeching and is confronted by an extremely miffed Daddy’s girl. Erica is upset. She’s not impressed with the palace. She doesn’t want to live in a room with three other girls and there is something significantly missing…a maid. By some subtle prodding by the ABC intern, she starts tugging her extensions and asks Chris Harrison in her best baby voice, “What am I supposed to do? Hire one of the other girls to be by maid?”
At this point, ABC had to edit. They just had to. There is no way our host Chris Harrison would have been able to keep stone cold. No way. I have to admit I was secretly hoping he would turn to the camera for a split second and give his Bachelor fans one of those adorable “Jim Halpert” faces, but he didn’t.
GROUP DATE 1
Romping Around Rome
Erica
Jami
Sadie
Ellen
Italian girl
It’s 10 minutes into the show and we have our first Chach moment from the Prince. He’s been told that he is going on a date with five girls and that is enough to make him squeal with glee. He straight out tells the camera, “I’m lucky if it’s me and ONE girl on a date.” Really Chach? You don’t say.
They go to the Colosseum, dress up like Gladiators and take pictures. Dork moment number two.
Prince Chach saunters off with Italian girl, who Erica calls Agnus, and attempts to communicate with this foreigner. Italian Agnus says Prince is “a handsome man and I’m in love with you and I want to kiss you.” Unfortunately, the Prince didn’t quite catch all that and confesses to the camera that he has a concern that communication might be a problem with Italian Agnus. You think?
They all hop on scooters, trying to recreate Roman Holiday and thinking this is the coolest thing ever. Crafty Erica said her driver’s license was expired and had to ride on the back of Prince Chach’s hog. They talk about the normal first date stuff…you know…how he has nice abs, how she can’t stand her roommates, her first sexual experience and a quick run-down of her last three serious relationships. It doesn’t matter that everyone was honking at them or that her helmet was on backwards, she was going to connect with her Prince.
The group finds their destination at sundown and are taken to a room full of fancy gowns. Squealing again. Where’s the mute button? Girls are twirling. Jami is holding a bra up to her boobs so they are not exposed to the little children. They all get dressed and meet on the roof for cocktails.
Prince Chach proclaims the girls look awesome. He gets a right on rocker sign from Jami. Poor Italian Agnus has no idea what is going on. He says he could be the King of Rome right now and kisses all the girls on the cheek.
Dork moment number three.
One quick conversation with Jami about tats and something about butterflies and wings and no longer being a caterpillar, when Erica pulls Prince away for some alone time.
Prince Chach asks Erica about the women in the house. Erica says that she doesn’t think Jami is right for him. Why he asks? Because she didn’t go to college. Prince Chach steps out of his dorkness for a moment and tells Erica that she can’t judge people based on them not having the same privileges she had. Erica comes back with a sound response.
I do judge.
Can we get a round of applause for blatant honesty?
Erica doesn’t even attempt to back track, because “thou shalt judge” is one of the 10 Commandments in her world. Prince leaves her on the balcony and in steps our favorite ABC Psychotherapist to help draw out the true meaning of what Erica was saying.
Which is…she judges people based on how they look and how much money they have.
“Let’s go with it!” the Psychotherapist announces and cameras start to role again.
“It is my opinion. It is my OPINION! I feel embarrassed…he asked me to judge, and I gave him my opinion. He is privileged and I am too. He doesn’t want a true princess. I can’t go to the rose ceremony. I will be going home without a rose and some other girl will and I will hate her. HATE HERRRRRRRRRRR. ”
Our Prince is now talking to Sadie about being married and finding true love on the Bachelor. He says it is the best conversation he has ever had. Sadie is secretly wondering if sizes run large in glass slippers. She will have to check.
ONE-ON-ONE DATE
Lisa
A Picnic in the Borghese Family Park
Meet Lisa. She has her whole freaking life mapped out. She’s watched the Bachelor for nine seasons and is convinced it helps people like her find true love. Her five-year plan needs to be put in action RIGHT NOW and there is no stopping her from falling in love with her Prince.
Prince takes her to his family’s park…which is the most famous park in Rome. Lisa clings to his every word and tells him this is her perfect idea of a date…hanging out and being normal.
The twosome sit and have a picnic among a grove of trees. Prince tells Lisa that it won’t bother him if she wants to make out with one of the trees. He chuckles at his little joke and then starts a long soliloquy of how he hates when people feel the need to rush in to marriage based on a timeline.
Nice.
Lisa decides to use her head and keeps her “married by 30” plan to herself for the time being. They eat again that night. Talk about statues in the park that are of his relatives. He makes up stories about each one of them and she stars at him with anxious eyes, knowing that with each minute that ticks away, she is one step closer to 30. The night ends with him giving her a rose.
GROUP DATE 2
Frolicking in the Mediterranean
Sarah
Kim
Dez
Jeanette
Gina
Jennifer
Prince Chach is stoked that he is picking up the girls in a helicopter. The girls are in the backyard and see to choppers go over the house. They joke about how they are coming to pick them up and then realize the dream has come true!
Why, dear reader, was this so exciting? I think it would be fun to ride in a helicopter, but I don’t think I would have been this excited. I mean girls were screaming at the top of their lungs (you know how I love that) and skirts were whipping in the air to reveal panties and the phrase SHUT UP was uttered at least a million times by Dez. But was it really worth the excitement?
Once they arrive at the beach, it is a nice mixture of booze, boobs and bikinis. The girls are pumped that Prince took his shirt off and that he is so hot.
I guess they haven’t seen every other Bachelor, because I didn’t get it. He’s not bad, but hot? Take me back to the days of Bachelorettes. There were some nice bodies on that show. Remember Matt? I do…
They begin a friendly game of tackle beach football. Blonde Bombshells against the Brilliant Brunettes. Our Prince goes into Chach mode once again and gushes to the camera. Girls are actually TOUCHING him in BIKINIS. And he saw Sarah’s butt! This is the best date EVER!
Calm down Chach. Play it cool. You are a freaking pretend Prince. Act like one. Do you think Harry and William get all hot and bothered out on their yacht with the girls? Of course they do! They are GUYS. But they are suave enough to pull it off. Take it down a notch my friend.
Jennifer strikes up a conversation about high school sports. We learn that the Prince played football, squash and baseball. Jen divulges that she was a cheerleader (no joke) and to prove it, executes a somewhat ugly herkie. For that, he gives her a rose.
Dez encourages him to join her in the water baby. The Prince says that he hasn’t been called baby since he was in diapers and annoyingly asks her if she has a serious side.
RED FLAG DEZ…PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
My girl Dez says that she can be intimate and is down for “it” any time of the day.
That seems to be good enough for our Prince and they walk off to the rest of the girls.
AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT
WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Kim is trashed. She says she was tired, but was really passed out. Pouty Gina, who has said zero words this entire show, is upset that Kim is acting so immature.
Through varying hiccups, Kim attempts to have a conversation with the camera, but is at a loss for any eligible words except for the occasional f-bomb and the uttering of, “honestly…I’m going to throw up.” She then falls down in the intern’s lap. He quickly props her up on a lounge chair, throws some decorative Pier 1 pillows behind her head and tries to pull a “Weekend at Bernie’s” on us.
When the Prince tries to wake her up, a moment of wonder, amusement and a sheer happiness bubbled up inside me. Here is what our dear Kim said to the camera:
I hate you guys
The damn, eh
The lod deb us
I hate you loof
Have a damn
Blasphemy, that
I planted that last rose
I hate vodka
I’m sweating beads
Oh I thought he was the waiter
How embarrassing
I’m embarrassed
F#$%
You’re really laughing with me?
I know I watched that scene 12 times on my DVR. I laughed. I cried. I strained to make out the words. I wanted to kiss the ABC intern for translating. I was inspired to try and use the word blasphemy more in conversation. I laughed some more. I forgave ABC for such a terrible episode. And of course I prayed that she would receive a rose so that we could be enlightened with more of “Guess What’s She’s Saying: Drunk Talk with Bachelorette Kim.”
Classic. LOVED IT! That my friends is Bachelor Hall of Fame material.
ROSE CEREMONY
Prince takes Italian girl outside to try and convince himself that it is not worth keeping her for her looks and that a relationship without talking is just silly. He tells her that he likes that she is trying so hard and that her English is way better than his Italian. At that moment, Italian girl plants a wet one on our Prince.
I choose at this moment, to not call him a Chach. Let’s pray to the good Lord that he wasn’t ready for the attack. Or that her breath was bad.
Because this was THE MOST AWKWARD thing I have ever seen in my life. Terrible. Horrible. I hid my eyes, but then rewound it to watch again. Why do I do that? I think I was hoping I saw it wrong or that maybe it was as BAD as I thought, but no. It was just wrong.
Meanwhile, poor Kim explains her careless actions at the beach to the camera crew and tries to masquerade her passing out on the beach as a little cat nap. “I mean, who wouldn’t after a long day out in the sun want to shut their eyes for a little bit?”
All the girls get a little irritated when Lisa steals away the Prince. She already has a rose. LET US HAVE A CHANCE!
Supposedly, when she walked by Ellen and Sadie, there were words exchanged. I don’t know, or care, what Ellen thought she her or if Lisa said it, but it made Lisa cry. And that is just good TV.
Jami and Dez go off exploring the place and find our Prince’s bedroom. They smell the sheets, and his boxers and wonder if they will get caught. IRONICALLY, the Prince catches them and they decide to have a pillow fight on the bed with him in it. It’s all he can do to not die from a heart attack right then and there. TWO GIRLS IN HIS BED! The ABC intern tells the others that there is a party going on in the Bachelor pad and the others run up to join the fun. Sarah cranks up the music and we have a dance off. Lots of grinding, humping and a little 80s action thrown in there for good measure.
Our host Chris clinks his champagne glass and it is time for the
ROSE CEREMONY.
Jeanette: I don’t remember her in the show.
Dez: I guess he doesn’t mind the baby talk after all
Jami: He digs the rocker chick’s butterfly tat
Gina: Maybe one day we will hear her speak
Italian girl: Self explanatory
Erica: Flouncing up to his grace, “You made a really good decision!”
Lisa: tick.tock.tick.tock
Sadie: humming “some day my Prince will come…”
Jennifer: I say Prince, you say Chach, PRINCE chach PRINCE chach
Even though Drunk Kim got the axe, I think we will have our fun with Erica. She won’t let us down!
All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee
About Me
- Lincee
- My older sister taught me at a young age to say the ABCs, so when it was time to learn them in school, I memorized them backwards, and it has been my "stupid human trick" since I was five years old. I can also talk like I’m stuck in a closet.
66 comments:
Kim's drunk translation was the best! was she sleep talking or actually awake?? Priceless! Always awesome Lincee!!
Blasphemy is my new word of the week!
Classic! I was so sad Kim didn't get a rose! I love her :( One question Lincee, why Chach? I am a little confused.
had to be a toss up for abc...which one should we make him keep, blonde boobs erica, or the beach drunkie?? i think they should have kept them both for our viewing benefit!!
you are amazing lincee...thanks
Classic, Lincee, as always. I don't know which I love more - the show or your blogs. Both are priceless.
BTW, did it drive anybody else crazy last night that Prince Charming couldn't button his coat right for the rose ceremony? The fact that his tie sticking out was driving me crazy for some unknown reason. It's a 2-button coat - either button them both or not at all.
I had to look up the definition of Chach on urbandictionary.com.
Pronounced: "chawch"
Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser. Plural: chachs, chaches.
Adjective, adverb- dumb, idiotic Ex: "That guy just totally pulled a chach move."
(Rare) Verb-to unjustifiably escape a commitment. Ex: "Todd really chached out tonight."
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
Where found: Shopping malls, fraternities, Late night diners, college bars and/or clubs, party schools, business seminars.
Synomyms:douche bag, bitchass, etc.
Combinations: Can be used in conjunction with "ass" as in "chach ass". Northern dialect also includes the form "Chachski".
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Vulgarity Level: Perfectly safe to use in public.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach's main weapon is annoyance. Avoid places where chaches frequent (you should anyways). They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride so hit on their girlfriend to throw them off guard.
Use your imagination. Everyone has met a chach.
"(insert name here) is a chach (ass)."
I only caught the last half hour last night, but thank God I caught the drunken Kim part! Truly fantastic. The translations reminded me of that Joe Millionaire whatever the heck it was called when they translated their kissing noises. "Slurp...oooo...slllluuuurp....ooo."
Don't we have to assume at this point that Erica is the plant? Seemed like to me Chach isn't so into her, and was relunctant to hand out that last rose in her direction. Either that, or his family's rich history dictates he must marry a "princess" and she's the closest thing on the show because she self-proclaimed herself to be one.
Drunk Kim.... do we have our next Bachelorette??? Sounds fun to me!
Thanks Lincee - great rundown.
Is it me or are most of these girls hard to tell apart? Aside from the Princess and Drunk Kim, I'm not having an easy time keeping track of who is who.
I too was thanking the ABC intern numerous times last night!
Oh Kim, do we have our second "bless her heart" moment in only two shows?
Can't wait til next week!
I am laughing embarrassingly hard at this! You are hysterical and I could not be more thrilled that you transcribed Kim's drunken ramblings ~ the funniest thing I have ever witnessed on tv... now I can accurately repeat them for my husband who thought I was the drunk one when I tried to rattle it off last night.
Do you think you could, at some point, address the fact that he's NOT A REAL PRINCE! Sheesh. It's a frickin' TITLE bestowed from some ancient pope. His dad is not the King, his mom is not the Queen, he doesn't stand to inherit jack-squat. Definitely his future wife doesn't stand to inherit anything.
These girls are falling all over themselves for this guy because they think he's royalty. It's a little like "Joe Millionaire", where they've all been duped into falling in love with him. I'm more than a tad embarrassed for these girls. Although...... It does make for some quality TV.
Am I the only one who thinks the Prince has a humungous nose?? I don't find him the least bit attractive and he has some pretty feminine qualities if you ask me.
I am so glad that I'm not the only crazy one that was dying when Kim was drunk. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!
Erica, seriously?
I wonder if there is some clause in the future princess contract that says that each girl must love him until he boots her cause I find it hard to believe that all of these women want this man. Dr. Stork yes, but Prince Ccach, no way! If it were me I would have Italy be my personal tour guide, have her teach me some Italian and say Ciao!
Awesome as always Lincee!
Oh Lincee...... you've outdone yourself this time! I haven't stopped laughing yet. With your comments about Chach (thanks for the definition Matatagirl), Erica and DrunKim, it has been a triple-snort laugh day!
My question for all of you..... Erica is so intent on the value of a college education. With all of the Houstonites who read this, certainly some of you know what university would bestow her with a B.S. degree..... Bachelors of Socialite...... a major that wasn't offered at Michigan State when I attended. Any idea where she went to school?:
Again Lincee..... you are the best! Lookin' forward to next week.
"Weekend at Bernies!" That's a classic...
Lincee, you've outdone yourself again. I was watching last night KNOWING you were shreiking in delight at the absurd behavior of this year's "cast." Did anyone but me catch the quick glance of DrunKim asleep on the prince's bed right before the rose ceremony? Too funny!
One question...What exactly is he the prince OF? They keep going on and on about "prince this" and "prince that". He is second in line for a throne he WILL NEVER take. Does he have no other redeeming qualities? I guess "Pet Grooming Store Manager" doesn't have the same ring.
Did anyone catch Erica's interview with Sam Malone this morning? Classic! She said ABC twisted her words; she's not judgmental but HONEST; and that her boobs ARE the real thing! (Just because her father is a plastic surgeon...)
I am embarrased for her...being from Houston and all. Can someone please tell her that all the money in the world and/or being a socialite doesn't buy you CLASS!!
Always enjoy your recaps, Lincee.
That was awesome! Lincee you are the best, and you had some great material last night to work with!
The Drunken Kim Moment was great TV!! My cousin and I also played that part back on the DVR a few time because it made us laugh so hard we were crying!
Looking forward to the rest of the season. Hope they keep the Heiress Erica around, she is our "The Bachelor" version of Paris Hilton!!!
Thanks to Materialgirl for the "Chach" definition, i was a little lost myself....
I, honest to Chris Harrison, literally fell off my couch laughing at Kim.
and the quick shot of her asleep on the Prince's bed later...
LOL
the dog prince is doing a bit of a trump comb over in a few of these shots. and whats with the stripes? last night when he was talking to the camera he had a striped suit, striped dress shirt and striped tie. where is the ABC intern? is he not visiting the wardrobe department at all?
and miss erica....does anyone else just want to smack her sometimes? she has a college education so that she can be a housewife without a husband? i dont get it. does she even volunteer? and why does she gallop....when he picked her, she galloped too her... like a calf that was just born and cant figure out how to walk yet.
can't wait till next week...this is the best season yet! host chris...can we add in some fear factor moments and make these girls eat wierd stuff? i'd pay money to see erica in that situation.
Apparently Erica went to Emory University. I guess as long as you have the money they'll let you enroll.
She may have gone to Emory University, but did she get a degree? and if so, in what? "How to win the Prince"?
I agree with the poster that said how disinterested our Princee looked when he gave Ms. Erica the rose. It looked really forced.
And honestly is pouty Gina our dark horse? ABC likes to tease us and then the front runners come out the woodwork.
Lastly, does Lisa always have to laugh with her mouth wide open with no sound coming out of it and then throw her hand over it?
Drunk Kim is like Vito on Viva La Bam. Awesome.
Great TV, great TV. You have me hooked for yet another season.
Does anyone else think Prince Chach looks like Balky Bartakamus from perfect strangers???
Lincee--love you and your blog--you were the only reason I was watching the show this season UNTIL drunk Kim came onto the scene--guess I'll stick it out next week to see what horrors ABC will air and your hilarious take on it. Drunk Kim had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a while--who does that while being filmed for a NATIONAL TV show??
And whoever last week said that the Prince looked like Herbie the Elf on the Frosty the Snowman shows--all I can see when I look at Lorenzo is Herbie! It keeps me laughing through the whole show--thanks!
Your blog is now the only reason I can actually watch the show! This season is like a wreck, I don't want to look but I do!
Erica went to Emory graduating in 2005 with a degree in Creative Writing and Theater Studies.
Lately she apparently has been working as a reporter on Wild about Houston, doing stuff for daddy's charity foundation, and helping daddy out at his office
A must read about the truth of the "prince"...
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/10/bachelor-prince-a-royal-phony.php
right on Lincee...loved reliving the drunk translation...and I give you a high five for the She's the Man reference...nice
Sorry, don't think that above link worked...
Radar Online
I alomost peed myself when the girl in the red dress started to sing an operetta last week and, while she was singing, the girl next to The Bachelor kept asking him questions as if she wasn't even there.
ONCE AGAIN--FANTASTIC RECAP! YOU STILL JUST AMAZE ME WITH YOUR QUICK WIT! CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK.
MUMMY
Great re-cap from really great material.
Can't believe you didn't comment on Erica's tiara at the beginning...it's one thing to wear your tiara to the cocktail party to meet the "prince", but wearing it while lounging around with the other girls???
And what about the picnic with Lisa...candlelight, crystal, champagne, and a sandwich from Quizno's???? Really, ABC it is just cruel to make a girl try to open her mouth wide enough to eat an huge sandwich on crusty bread. Over-sized sandwiches are just not first date food. And certainly not very glamorous for a date with a prince. The catering intern dropped the ball there (but made for a great tv moment)
Is anyone else wondering where in the world these girls come from?? You would think that out of all the ladies in the country, the ABC interns could find some better show material. These girls are a joke! Very disappointing. If it weren't for this recap...I wouldn't watch! Thanks for another good one, Lincee!
Hysterical! I LOVE the commentary. I do think they kept Erica for the drama, but they really need to give her acting lessons. Her whinning/moaning was very much planned and she wasn't very convincing for me. Hopefully she will get her act together before next week and really learn how to cry good.
Welcome back Straigh Retired Lawyer John! Now the gang is officially all here!
Welcome back Straigh Retired Lawyer John! Now the gang is officially all here!
Yes, the GANG is all here.
Thank you for enlightening us Retired Lawyer John. You are a hoot. Lincee is probably jumping for joy as I type. So happy that you are back.
Can't wait for Tuesday. Well, Monday to see what ABC gives us but Tuesday is the best when we see what Lincee comes up with.
We love you Lincee. Thanks.
Awesome recap, Lincee. You rule.
Lawyer John - you are right about not having any hot susans this season. That is a disappointment. They must have created Erica in the reality TV development lab. While my 'final three' prediction of F-bomber, Tree Hugger and Sadie is now blown, I'm still thinking Sadie will eventually end up on top, so to speak.
This is beautiful, I have loved your recaps for YEARS !!!
Do I dare say...The Prince may stuck in the closet, why else could seem to be so cute and yet so akward at the same time?
The second time Kim fell asleep, I have the feeling it was staged as a "funny" moment that was just totally lost.
I miss Kim already.
Blasphemy that.
Erica's Daddy must be paying Chach off or ABC or both...she is PATHETIC!!!TERRIBLE!!! Can't wait for next week! Lincee two rocker hands up girl, you rock!
SIGH... Thanks to Lincee's recap of Kim's drunken blather I now have to change my pants. Laughing that hard gives me an after-glow buzz and makes me want to smoke a cigarette ...
has anyone noticed that the prince has NO upper lip. That might account for the awkward italy kissing.
Lincee,
Great recap!
What's the world coming to when a girl can't get pass-out, fall down drunk on her dream date, mutter some nonsense and mistake her prince for a waiter without taking crap about it? Who doesn't use their 15 min on national TV for something like that?
Welcome back Retired Lawyer John!!!
I missed the first episode, but am sadly entranced from here out. So Dude works at a pet store?
I keep hoping for a fist fight...does that make me a bad person?
so, a Chach is someone like the main character on "The Office"? Steve Somebody (can't remember hs last name!)
And the prince is a dog groomer ( expresses anal glands, trims nails, dips for fleas and ticks, etc) at PetSmart?
Retired Lawyer John . . . you usually make some good points that I enjoy reading, but I just have to say that I disagree with what you had to say about "saving it." I happen to be one of those girls who is "saving it" for marriage and I think the guy that finally gets it will think it was worth the wait! Practice may make perfect, but we're going to make it perfect together!!!!
good for you "saving it ..."
What with all the diseases out there now that condoms do not keep out and that partners do not necessarily know about until it is too late, good for you.
Our little chachi, having dated his last girlfriend six years and the other girl before that who knows how long, may be the very type to ONLY get married once he is not getting the proverbial milk for free. We'll just have to wait and see. But good for you for not giving it up like a little ho, honey.
I was steered here by Televisionwithoutpity. Great blog!
I don't know what makes me love you more - this recap or the fact that you said you wanted Chris Harrison to give fans a "Jim Halpert" face.
Awesome.
Nice work Lincee.
Genius as always!
As always, genius!
FINALLY! Someone comments on the Jim Halpert line! Thanks Krissy from NYC!
I heart Jim Halpert.
Great article on Erica Rose in the Houston Chronicle today
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4261377.html
Sorry...trying again!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4261377
Looking forward to tonight!
The last sentence of that story was worth the read...T-Erica's really? "Bless her heart."
I went to high school with Erica in Houston - and while her family certainly has quite a bit of money (due to her father being plastic surgeon to the all the strippers in town) - she was by no means wealthy enough to gain "princess" status - except in her own mind. And DEFINITELY has no business classifying herself as a "socialite." If you know anything about Houston, you know that it takes more than big tits and hair extensions to run with the social scene.
I will say, however, that she's more intelligent than she comes off in the show - and I'm pretty convinced that she created this T-Erica persona so that she could try and stand out from the other girls on the show - because she sure as hell isn't very interesting otherwise.
oh my god. how did i ever live without your recaps? i thought the bachelor was the be all end all and that everything else was just blasphemy (you dig that vocab, right?), but ovbiously i was wrong. keep up the good work and here's to hoping that even though we've lost kim, abc has realized the talent of their interns lies in desciphering bachelorette drunk talk.
These are by far the worst girls I have ever seen. The prince has to be barfing at what he has to choose from. Let's recap this motely crew Jeannette is probably the most normal but good god the bug eyes freak me out. Dez, do you have anyhting normal to say? Sadie, enough with the hair doo's what the f do you really look like? Gina, could you be more miserable? Jamie, could you be any nicer or bigger? Lisa I want to smack silly and I can't wait for her to reveal her time line. Erika AKA pig face paris hilton wanna be. Agnes is about the only one I like b/c she has no clue what is going on. Jen, eh she is a little too into being a perky teacher and giving back. He just looks god awful making out...poor thing. I give him tons of credit though, he deals with these chicks pretty well. Jamie singing, I thought he was going to bust a gut.
Ha! Lincee - you are most welcome.
Spot on Bachelor commentary AND sharing the Jim Halpert love?
(And please. C'mon now. He's adorable.)
Reason #5,468 why you rock. :)
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