You people are so funny. I should write a recap about the message boards.
BFF #2 Paul sent me a link that someone posted on the Houston ABC site about my recap and how “the author Lincee is mysterious and likes the Dallas Cowboys.” Let’s set some things straight, shall we?
Myth #1: I love the Dallas Cowboys.
Wrong. I don’t care for them. It’s a long story…but good. Next time we meet, I’ll tell you about it.
Myth #2: I’m a gay man.
Is it wrong that I feel good about myself that my writing is compared to a gay man? No? I’m a straight girl.
Myth #3: I live in Connecticut.
Negative. Live in Houston area.
Myth #4: I work at Levenson in Dallas.
Wrong again. Old job.
Myth #5: I’m not really going to LA to see my new BFF Chris Harrison to rag on him about what has got to be THE most hideous tie known to man.
That would be false. Jill, my sister Jamie and I are leaving this weekend. Hollywoooooooood.
And my favorite of ALL TIME…
Myth #6: I am an ABC plant trying to generate publicity for the show.
I know what you people did. You read my Levenson profile that says one of my clients is ABC Radio. That is true. Tom Joyner, Paul Harvey… But I worked on the account for about a year and it went away. I’ve never met BFF Chris Harrison in person before. But I will this weekend. To, again, ask what the deal was with THE most hideous tie known to man was about.
All together now…bless his heart.
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I knew this was going to be a great episode when I received a call from Caroline and Jamie practically screaming in the phone around 8:30 last night. Little did they know that I had TiVo’d the episode so that I could watch it in its entirety without commercials. Needless to say, they were both disappointed when they couldn’t discuss the absolute nonsense that was going on during home town dates.
But before we get to dive in to that nightmare, ABC decides to torture us with a video montage of previous “bucket grabbing” home town dates from beyond the Bachelor grave.
You remember Tara’s father. The one that toted the rifle and shot at Quarterback Jesse’s feet? Classic.
Remember how Boring Alex pulled that kid’s arm out of the socket and made him cry?
Remember how Bachelor Bob could not understand Mary Mary’s family as she was in the kitchen planning her wedding with her nine sisters?
Remember Brook’s Dad? You know the BAMA room?
To make us all feel better, they show a GOOD home town date. With Trista and Ryan. Lord that girl’s voice STILL bugs to this day.
QUICK RECAP OF THE GIRLS
Fortunately, if you have never seen any of the shows, ABC wraps the past four weeks in a nice neat package and encourages McHottie to give us a rundown of the competition. He notes:
“Susan is beautiful. She’s smart. But she doesn’t let her beauty go to her head.”
Translation: McHottie has a McThing for McSusan. And why I ask you WHY did ABC makes us endure the horrid “smitten kitten” remark again? They must have done that for us. Seriously.
“Sarah from Canada has a beauty and innocence, but seems a bit distant now.”
Translation: If only McHottie was about six years younger.
“Sarah from Tennessee is fun and great to be around.”
Translation: So is McHottie’s dog.
“There is something about Mowana. She is sexy, mysterious and natural.”
Translation: McHottie would like a closer look of that back tattoo.
Home Town Date One
California
Mowana
Mowana is stoked. Dr. McHottie is coming to her town to meet her parents, soak up the sun and surf. She greets him with a warm, “How’s it going gook lookin’?” He responds by picking her up for a hug and putting her down. And then picking her up again and putting her down. And then awkwardly picking her up a third time since she is not letting go of the death grip she has around his neck.
Clue number one Dr. McHottie.
Dr. Mc confides in Mo that he doesn’t like to make plans. He just wants to take chances and live outside the comfort zone.
Note to self: Never EVER go to the emergency room Dr. McHottie attends.
They continue to lie on the beach talking about how vile it was to live in the house. Funny. I kept waiting for Tara to stumble up with a margarita in her hand slurring, “We were just wondering where our boyfriend was!”
Instead, Mowana talks about how she loves the fact that she has put her heart out on the table and left it there for McHottie to take. She says the experience has been remarkable and she feels free.
Where’s my dang bucket?
Mowana is so pumped to take McHottie surfing. He has never been before. And he still hasn’t. Because there was not a wave in sight. So they just sat around on the surf boards and made out.
Curses to the ABC intern! I thought you were better than this! You are on a beach. Find a board. Pay some kid to borrow there board for 20 minutes. Get out there and boogie board yourself to the action. I don’t care if you have to tape the camera to your head. Such a shame that all the action was filmed from the shore. I’m disappointed.
This just in…the regular ABC intern was back in Nashville redecorating McHottie’s house. Ohhhhhh. It all makes sense now. Carry on.
After a close crotch shot of Mc and Mo holding hands, we meet her parents. Everyone is hugging and McHottie takes this time to go and bond with Mo’s Dad. Dr. McHottie says that he appreciates him opening his house to a complete stranger and tries desperately to get a reaction out of this stone faced man. Nothing. Maybe a grunt or two…but otherwise, daggers.
Clue number two Dr. McHottie.
Before dinner, they decide to sit down and visit. Mo’s step-mother says that the entire show is disgusting and under minds the home, family and marriage. She asks him how he sleeps at night and then goes to another room…unable to look him in the face.
Everyone stares. Mo does not jump in. She wants to make sure her man is STRONG and can handle himself.
McHottie tells the crowd that his parents have been married 35 years.
Silence.
McHottie tries quickly to rebound and says, “If you stay who you are and get to know each other, everything is fine.”
Silence.
The father finds his voice and questions, “What do you believe in?”
McHottie enthusiastically answers, “A lot of things. How much time do you have?”
Silence.
He stammers, “I want to feel good as a person. I want to be a positive member of society.”
Ouch.
At dinner, the father asks if McHottie is a Christian. He says he is a Presbyterian. The father responds, “What does that mean?”
And McHottie is denied.
Mo finally jumps in and proposes a toast to the Louisiana Purchase or something like that and they eat. Later, her Dad steals her away and questions that she is so “caught up” in this guy. She vows that she recognizes something in him and reminds her Dad they he meet her Mom at a football game with cookies and hot chocolate. Yep. It’s destiny.
Meanwhile, Dr. Mc “appreciates” the family having him over for the fourth time and tells them that he likes their daughter and this is very real. Mo and Mc give each other lame hugs and kiss for the camera.
Home Town Date Number Two
Canada
Stoner Sarah
We see Stoner and her magic boobs feeding ducks on a random pond, waiting for her knight in shining armor to arrive.
Funny. If this were me, meeting my parents in Hallsville, Texas, we would have to have our “scenic meeting” at the water tower, Dairy Queen or the steps of the First Baptist Church.
But Stoner and her magic boobs are feeding ducks in a quaint pond and McHottie walks up. She and her boobs ask for a hug in her best mouse voice and he obliges. McHottie is hoping to re-connect with Stoner and her magic boobs. They had a connection. But now he wants to reconnect. Because reconnecting would be amazing. It was amazing before…you know…when they connected. But now…since the amazing disconnect, it is obvious that an amazing reconnection is what the Dr. McHottie ordered.
They go play pool at a bar. Stoner and her magic boobs ask if there are rules to this game after admitting that she and her magic boobs have played before. She and her magic boobs ask about the house and if he knew what was going on. He says yes. She and her magic boobs want to talk about Mowana. He doesn’t. Stoner and her magic boobs decide to throw Mo under the bus anyway and McHottie defends her.
“You wouldn’t want me to judge you for being immature and not old enough would you?”
This is called foreshowing ladies and gentlemen.
They have a miniature fight in the bar. Stoner and her magic boobs put on their best 8th-grade pouty face…just to prove that she is mature…and they leave to go to her house.
And when I say her house, I mean her house. My girl Stoner and her magic boobs still live at home. We find this out when her Mom talks about how many phone calls Stoner and her magic boobs receive all the time. I was laughing my butt off.
McHottie gives advice to Stoner’s brother about medical school. He looked 12 to me, so he must be some Doogie Howser. The Mom continued asking dumb questions about the show. Told McHottie that Stoner had blessed her life with energy. Stoner and her magic boobs decide to kill the mood by bringing up constant reminders that there are other girls in this competition. McHottie found this annoying.
Stoner and her magic boobs follow her Mom to her fluffy pink bed with mosquito net hanging from the ceiling. She clutches her teddy bear and asks Mom how to play the game to win McHottie’s heart. Mom says to be herself.
McHottie comes in. He pays the kid brother $10 to stand outside the door and knock if the Mom comes up the stairs. They lay on the princess bed. Stoner and her magic boobs ask McHottie a serious question, “Do you believe you create your own destiny?”
McHottie doesn’t understand what she means, so he removes the teddy bear from the front of her mouth and kisses her to make it all go away. He claims that she is an onion…with many layers.
They get lit from her stash hidden in the teddy bear and pass out.
Home Town Date Number Three
Nashville
Nashville Sarah
Hey…did everyone catch that McHottie and Nashville live down the street from each other? I know…it was tough to realize. I had to remind TiVo a few times, but I finally got it. Once from him. Once from her. Once from Mom. Once from Dad. Once from Aunt Rhoda. Once from the dog. Once from the sister. Once from the other sister. Once from Chris Harrison. Once from my boss. Once from my sister calling. Once from Julie calling. Once from the snotty kid. Once from the mean kid. Once from hot dog vendor and once from reading online.
But I finally figured it out. How amazing is that? What a connection. Seriously.
McHottie walks to Nashville’s house with his dog. The dog makes herself right at home and walks in the apartment. They go to the park and talk about all they have in common. Like being from Nashville, and biking, and going to the park, and being from Nashville.
McHottie confesses to Nashville that he wants to live in the mountains one day. Nashville tries to act casual, but there was sheer terror in her eyes. She doesn’t climb mountains! If he took her to Colorado…he would know!
Eventually, her two sisters arrive with a gaggle of kids claiming to be Miss Stone’s students. We all know that they are the ones that the parents wanted on national TV. If you look closely, you will see a multitude of SUVs in the parking lot with little beady eyes peering through binoculars.
McHottie gets a big kick out of Miss Stone leading her class through a rambunctious game of Let’s Sit in a Circle and Introduce Ourselves to McHottie.
BORING MISS STONE! We are in a huge park. Give me a little Red Rover or dodge ball…something. We came all the way here to sit in a circle? This is SO not worth the Barbie doll my Mom promised me.
Nashville takes her family to McHottie’s home for dinner. Dad and McH talk shop. Burgers. Grilling. Favorite cuts of meat. Bourbon. Nice.
Nashville and the women folk talk about the life of a doctor’s wife in the den. Long hours. Cute nurses. Living away from their back yard. Doesn’t seem to be a match.
To make matters worse, Mom pulls out the home video from 1993 of Nashville singing and dancing. She thinks this will surely make McHottie change his mind about her daughter. But alas…McHottie finds it endearing that Nashville doesn’t take herself too seriously.
The two make out. Of course we don’t see the lips because there is some weird editing going on. I’m pretty sure Nashville was standing on a stool. They both confess that there was an amazing connection that they lived so close and had so much in common.
Home Town Date Number Four
North Carolina
Susan
There it is again. Susan on a random bridge in the woods. There are no bridges in Hallsville. Maybe I could use the football stadium? Or the historical marker we have in front of old Mrs. Wood’s house?
The pair wears matching denim and black, sitting on the green grass drinking wine from coffee mugs without shoes on. Another life question is asked, “Are you comfortable in life? Are you content?”
Susan claims she is in transition. McHottie pulls out his fortune cookie and states, “The key to my own happiness is to be happy right now” and stuffs the paper back in his pocket to use later.
Susan then rambles on about some glass being half empty and one being almost full and pouring one into the other and sharing and drinking and evaporation and then it all being okay in the end. McHottie shakes his head. He gets her depth.
They attempt to toss a football and then kiss in the Duke Gardens. Susan says that she “likes how you do that” and McHottie says, “Do what?”
We’ve got some sharp ones here!
After smiling for the camera, the two go to meet her parents. Mom announces that Susan is a dater. McHottie looks interested. Susan snatches her Mom up by the arm and drags her to the kitchen. They have a moment.
Mom: Susan…you don’t have an apartment, career and you just broke an engagement. Are you sure you want to do this?
Susan: (Smiling stage left) I will do what I have to do Mother. And thank you for not wearing makeup on national TV so I can look that much prettier than you.
Back at the table, Susan’s Mom can’t stand it any more and divulges that Susan is not ready for a relationship because she is freshly out of a broken engagement.
McHottie does not look concerned.
Susan and her Dad have a heart-to-heart about her career. Basically, she tells America that she is in this to further her career as an actress and will do whatever it takes to get there.
I don’t like her any more. Don’t think she is honest. Especially when she takes McHottie to the local LaQuinta and brainwashes him into thinking she is in this for real. She waves a locket in front of his eyes and tells him she is 100% honest in her intensions and feelings. She is not rebounding. You love Susan. Susan is the one for you. Kiss me now.
Which he does.
ROSE CEREMONY
Lord help me. I was so proud of ABC for not having the lame photos on the Pottery Barn dresser, but here they are again. Four photos in a library. Candles everywhere. Roses. Books. Weird curtain.
And then the video messages:
Stoner Sarah and her magic boobs: I hope you want to do this with me.
Nashville: I’m so glad we had fun fun fun. It was amazing.
Susan: I’m looking forward to falling in love with you. (Bucket)
Mo. Dear Mo. Mowana cracked. Little unstable are we? Can I get a Lexapro over here? Don’t have any? Here…you can have one of mine.
She said that she found a piece of herself in McHottie and that when he was with her family, she was 100% solid. She thanked him for being him and giving a piece to her. She confesses that she would love to be herself with him because she knows he would be careful.
Mo. C’mon. Take it down a level or two. Give me a break. Surely she did not want that to be on national TV. Surely the ABC people claimed they ran out of tape or SOMETHING. Awful. Just awful.
McHottie gives his three roses to:
Susan: who almost tripped into him
Mo: who said she “guesses” she’ll accept the rose. (Do I need to replay the hysterical tape for you again?)
Nashville
Poor Stoner Sarah, her magical boobs and McHottie are forced to squeeze into a tiny seat outside the rose ceremony room for him to tell her that they met too soon. What the crap does that mean? She calls him out and says it was an age thing. She professes to the camera that life sucks. He sucks. She sucks. Everything sucks. And that she feels sorry for him.
But enough about that…the exotic, romantic overnight dates with the infamous forgo keys are next week! Can’t wait!
It is my understanding that when you witness the Women Tell All live show, you must promise your first born child that you won’t say anything about the episode you watch. I, being a proud American, will honor that commitment. Don’t’ ask about the episode because I won’t tell you. I’m that cool. Wish us luck this weekend!
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About Me
- Lincee
- My older sister taught me at a young age to say the ABCs, so when it was time to learn them in school, I memorized them backwards, and it has been my "stupid human trick" since I was five years old. I can also talk like I’m stuck in a closet.
276 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 276 of 276Did Stoner even think to get her roots done while she was at home? I hope her hairstylest doesn't claim her as a client. The middle part, the roots, a whole greasy mess!
Actually, it's even more impressive than 80000 people paying money to see you in concert or buying a book you wrote or a cd you sang.........Lincee never advertised anything, started off sending her link to a few friends and it grew from there. I think that is pretty impressive and I'm interested to see how many people have viewed.
Maybe she didnt advertise but somebody did it for her. I remember people constantly thorwing her link out on the other message boards during the last bachelor season. Someone posted the link several times daily on the boards that allowed it so yeahg she advertised as much as a blog can be advertised.
Okay, I officially feel like I'm in 5th grade............
2:41 HA! You don't dare name yourself, do you? Once again, I must remind a nameless meanie that Lincee is way too funny for anyone to analyse (sp.?), critique, or criticise! Where on earth do you get off doing that to our dear, sweet, talented Lincee?
Say you are sorry and don't ever do it again.
Or just go read someone else's BORING BLOG! not Lincee's!
anonymous 2:41-Moana, is that you? Did you forget to take your pill again today? Stick to the cracked out video messages!!!
anonymous 2:41. Get out of here. We don't want to listen to you and clearly you're not happy with this blog. Ain't nobody gonna bring us down!
Straight Lawyer John, you rock my blogging world! Love it, love it!
2:41
GO AWAY!!!!!
you've been banished from the happy "Queen"dom of Lincee. leave us!
5th grade was fun!
Yeah, I second that.
2:41, YOU'RE FIRED!
It's official, I have sickness. My first post was yesterday and now I have come back to read more comments!! Where does it end!?!?
Anyway, striaghtlawyerjohn, I agree with you on the whole "being used by Susan" thing. But dont you think this guy has had his fair share of good looking women throwing themselves at him? I mean, he's a good looking, single doctor. You telling me he is impressed only by looks at this point?
And why do people keep hating on poor Sarah from Nashville? Just because she doesnt. a.)always look like her last bong hit was four minutes ago, b.) aspire to be an actress, or c.) fake cry like a jackass and talk about being made "whole" by Travis, she is considered boring? Maybe the chemistry isnt there, but she just seems like a normal girl...
i'm telling you guys....
2:41 is drunk amber!!! are you eating a breadstick right now? trying to be the fat girl on this seasons women tell all? don't be hatin on our lincee, no one invited you anyway~
mary from dallas
2:41 & 3:28 (probably the same person):
I don't think Lincee ever knew how important her recaps were to her readers because she started w/ a few friends. I remember when her e-mail list reached 300 people and she was shocked. When it grew to 1000, she realized it was time to post it on the internet.
Seeing that her site has been visited by 20, 40 and 80,000 people IS impressive. We want to hear how many people are reading her recap because we are proud of her.
And, BTW, it would be impossible for anyone to put her link on boards during the last Bachelor season because she didn't have a link until the 2nd episode of this season.
Way to go Lincee - keep us posted about all your vistors. We are so proud of you!!
2:41...maybe you should take your own advice. It's HER blog and she can say and write whatever she wants. If you don't like certain things mentioned in it...then don't read it. You're probably one of those same people who hate certain tv programs and radio stations that call in and complain. No one's forcing you to read or listen...change the channel, check out another blog, do something productive in your life instead of bashing someone for commenting on HER OWN blog.
Nice point 6:09!
LINCEE---
TAKE OR WEAR SOMETHING DISTINCTIVE SO WE'LL KNOW IT'S YOU ON THE SHOW! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARRY A RED ROSE LIKE THEY DO IN OLD MOVIES. IT IS THE BACHELOR AFTER ALL.
P.S. ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT SEEING THE GIRLS IN PERSON AFTER MAKING FUN OF THEM ONLINE? DON'T BE...WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
as Lincee's # 1 fan, I will tell you that Lincee will be wearing...
"jeans and a jacket
nothing too obvious"
She will look fabulous and make her adoring public proud!
You people are tripping me out....
Apparently my Tivo is sick and didn't record this one. No worries. Lincee's got me covered.
ps. I love the Lexapro too.
See you in Hollywood! Go WTA!
Priceless, Lincee!
I think i saw Mo on an internet add for classmates, she is totally 80s out!
mchottie is on ellen today
I was so pissed after reading 2.41, but I restrained myself from responding right away. I knew that the faithful would rise up, and I wanted to wait to see what they said.
I do have to add that for those of you who didn't recieve the emails, you might not understand what a big deal this blog is. I have been a reader since way back. This blog is big time and we are so happy to have it!
Leave it to Lincee to have me laughing by the end. That last comment made my day!!!!!!
Good luck this weekend!!!
You are loved in GA.
LINCEE - Are you going to give us the details about the Women Tell All on your next blog or do we have to until the show airs? My fingersRcrossed that you will give us the scoop!!!!
Did anyone see Dr. Travis Stork on Ellen (Friday)? Ellen called Susan a liar, and I couldn't read Travis' reaction...it seemed like uneasy laughter to me, which I think is a bad sign...because if he picks Susan, I'm NEVER watching the Bachelor again.
No, wait, I've never liked the Bachelor, I just love the recaps. Right...
i watched ellen today! it was great. she said to mchottie..."you are not in love!" he just laughed. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey Lincee!!! I can't wait to see you and your sister and Jilly in Hollywooooooooood this weekend! We're gonna have a blast. If ABC doesn't hire you to write for them in the future, maybe they will hire you as Chris' personal wardrobe consultant! Gotta keep your new #1 BFF looking cool!
See you tomorrow,
TA, your TTF
re: 2:41
Lincee--You just keep on being yourself and writing whatever you want to write. Shake off the haters and keep those totals coming! I am so proud of you and I personally love seeing the odometer roll and roll and roll! 100,000 here we come!!!
You are HILARIOUS. You're killing me. Ive put you on my favorites.
Witty, sharp, and funny as hell.
Moana will most likely be around for another episode - hey, she's good for ratings - "stirs the pot". But beware Dr. McHottie, if you don't pick her, it seems like she has a bit of "stalker" in her. Danger! Danger Will Robinson!
So...my friends in Nashville just called me...they saw Sara at the bar on a date....and some guys at the table next to theirs said that Sara made out with one of their friends last week....So unfortunately I am thinking it isn't her...(And Sara was upset she was recognized...she signed up for the show)
Lincee, we need a larger pic, we can barely see you!!!
We ALL LOVE Lincee and her wit but NO.
I happen to have a JESSE PALMER viewing to share! I live in Indy, and was out on a lame-o date on Wed nite. And who did I see in line to get the mandatory popcorn and jujube's??? Mr. Bachelor Season 5 himself, Jesse Palmer! Ol' boy was looking mighty fine with some cutie red Puma's on with Seven Jeans and a black zip-up cardigan thing with some fun graphic Tee on underneath. Hello, hot! But, what is SUPER questionable is that he was with another DUDE who also looked very metro-sexual. Mind you, this was 8:30 pm on a Wed nite...could this have possibly been a DATE? Is Jesse Palmer GAY?? Dear God, please no...the women of this world cannot accept another defeat!
$29.99 and then multiply that by 90,000. That equals 2.69 million
Or multiply it by the same 1,000 people who come here 90 times a day and drive the hit count up. And then subtract 85% of those who won't pay to read what they've already read for free and you have 150 loyal readers (comprised of mostly close friends and family members and the occasional weirdo stalker fan) who are willing to pay for redundant comedy and you get around 4500 bucks.
Not bad, but you could probably make just as much off your google ads and not have to lift a finger.
I've never watched the show but a friend turned me on to this site and it is just halarious!
happy valentine, SERIOUSLY! why are you here? you seem to be so bothered by the success of lincee and this blog...why is that? most people here seem to be pretty happy with the kudos coming her way, otherwise why would you take the time to write and say so. were you rejected by her once? do you have a blog that nobody reads? take your negative observations and go somewhere else. oh, and since you seem to be the master of all stats, what is the exact number of people like you visiting this site with a gun to their head? i would say just the one. have a wonderful day and i hope that your valentine's day is superb.
Lincee- you do not disappoint. Thanks for the tidbit. And I am happy you got to see McH in person espec. if he is ever so H-O-T. He looked quite tall on "Ellen" so I'm thinking that helps. yum! Anyhoo, can't wait to read up tomorrow. Did you indeed wear jeans and a jacket? I'll die trying to find you on the show tonight. You know we all will. Any other legal hints as to your identity on tonight's show you can throw our way?
Peace out.
Lincee, you are the funniest writer I have read. You should post your link on the bachelor website...
I am looking forward to what you write tomorrow and after the WTA. Were you suprised to see who all showed for the WTA. Ie Susan, Moana, or Sara. I don't want you to tell us who it was, but if it suprised you on Saturday.
Mahalo from The Woodlands.
Was out in Nasvhille Saturday night. Saw Sarah Nasvhille out at a bar called The Red Door on what appeared to be a date. Also heard from a group of guys standing beside me that she made out with one of their friends two weeks ago. Could just be drunk bar conversation...don't know.
to lincee's #1 fan-
i think the WTA airs on the 20th. you probably know that but from your post it seemed you expected to see lincee on tv tonight. just thought i'd make sure
Can't wait for tonight, and especially for tomorrow so I can read your blog! My friend in Dallas told me about your recaps and I'm in heaven!! All the ladies in my neighborhood are equally enjoying them! But, off the topic, what did you think of Grey's Anatomy last night? I wanted to STRANGLE McDreamy!!! I know this is "The Bachelor" Recaps, but I just had to ask. Ever consider adding Grey's Recaps to your schedule? Just a thought. Thanks for the laughs. Whatever will we do when this season is over?
GO AWAY ~*~*~Happy Valentine~*~*~* 9:44 AM. We don't need you or your negativity here! Even though there are no rules here, it is understood that this is a 'fan only' base- and we are here to appreciate Lincee's humor. So - Buh-Bye.
It's funny, ~*~*~happy valentine~*~*~(yeah right!), that you obviously think those of us who visit this site are so pathetic. Think of it this way: What's more pathetic? We, who enjoy reading harmless, amusing banter, or you who take the trouble to read the blogs, and all our 275 comments, just so you can trash it? Hmmm...I'm just sayin'
to anonymous 3:35 -- wasn't that just the best Grey's Anatomy ever?! Love love love that show. It was tense, it was sweet, it was scary, it was frustrating, it made me cry... it was just wonderful. Yeah, couldn't have McDreamy given her one little kiss to remember???
Looking forward to Bachelor and tomorrow's recap... if Nashville Sarah is not "the one"..... could it possibly be Moana? It's got to be Sarah or no one, right?!?!
OK Anonymous 6:04 and 3:35,
I know this is a board about The Bachelor but Grey's was just too much last night--Loved It. I was trying to decide if I was into the possibly hot, very focused bomb dude when, alas--he was no more ):
I thought for sure Mere was harmed a little more than her buds could wash off in a giant weird shower. I really, really thought McDreamy was going to stay around a bit and lay one on her she could never forget but I did like that he remembered every damn detail of their last smooch. Awwww, Patrick D.--You Rock!!
About tonight, I am nervous 'cause Stoner and her magic boobs and Red and her jungle-juice will be absent. I do not know if the "others" can carry the show alone. Poor Nashville, Crazie, and The Future Soap Star are going to be fumbling around the overnites and I am going to have to hide behind the blanket my 4 year old gave me for Christmas. Yikes, only 10 more minutes.
Lincee, still lovin' you and your quick wit. Straight guys and Lawyer John--love your manly views on all this jazz. I look forward to tomorrow so I can read what you silly folks have blogged out there for me to enjoy!!
I can't stand that Susan chick. Barf. PS--she's a horrible actress.
Susan repeats everything that Travis says. Isn't that the 40-year-old virgin's trick?
Travis: Sometimes i feel that you're just saying what i want to hear. I don't want to be with someone who always agrees with me. I want someone to disagree; that's how you grow..blah blah
Susan: One of my pet peeves is people who always agree with you. When someone disagrees with you, that's how you grow. So I totally agree with you.
I actually liked her better when she started dropping the f-bombs in the limo. She clearly put out or close to it by the look on her face when she got dumped.
Can't wait for the recap!
Thank you Dr. McDork (if you don't mind me using that straight lawyer john)for cutting McWannabe actress!
If I had to listen to her say...solidify...one more time and copy everything McDork was saying...and every other annoying thing that she did...well, let's just say I almost had to "grab the bucket" a few times. Can't wait for the recap!
I think it is really awesome that I watch the show anticipating the parts that Lincee will make fun of in her recap. I am so glad Susan's gone. That incredibly makes me feel 100% connected to McDorky in a very solidified way. Seriously. Go Lincee, go!! We all can't wait!!
Although still having Moana there seems foolish (poor planning Dr. McDork!), after last night's episode I couldn't even stand to look at Susan. It all seemed so calculated, so scripted...yet the acting wasn't even good. Have fun in LA, Soap Su! My vote is now fully with Nashville.
With all due respect Straight Lawyer John, what can you be thinking? Keep Susan? I grant you, Moana is right down there with her, but Susan's feeble attempts at acting were PAINFUL to watch. I think the Dr. is sharper than you give him credit for, and he finally saw through her. I began to feel sorry for her - not because McHottie dumped her, but that so many people were watching her horrible display of theatrics. I couldn't bear it any longer, and I was so relieved he sent her packing. Please tell me you don't expect him just to keep the "pretty girl" just because she was pretty. The hot tub scene, in my opinion, told everything. He just wasn't that into her. I think he should ditch psycho Mo next, and I think he will. And Sarah, well, they'll probably end up "just good friends". But I am personally grateful to Dr. Stork for cutting Susan, and putting me out of my misery.
Just had to add one more thing. Did anyone else notice when Travis and Susan were at dinner after she told him she was falling in love with him, Travis swallowed and there was a *gulp* sound? I wonder if ABC added that for "affect"? I was laughing hysterically!
Sorry guys, but Travis is way into Moana. Instead of questioning her at dinner he went on and on about how real this was for him and that when he's with her nothing else exists outside of them.
Moana is the one, sorry to disappoint. It doesn't make sense, but love rarely does.
I'm with you, 9:56.
Best quote of the night:
"With her, the boundaries are limitless"
Dr. McHottie about Moana
Really? Limitless boundaries? Wouldn't that mean "No boundaries"?
Second best quote of the night:
"She seems like she has a preconceived agenda."
Dr. McHottie about Susan
Isn't every agenda preconceived?
I think someone sent them a little note that told them to stop using the words "connection" and "amazing" because each word was only said 5 times last night. I guess the intern didn't have time to look up new adjectives.
I am telling you Nashville is getting the winner's edit...ABC always does that. Makes you convinced it is one (Matthew from Meredith's season anyone? Charlie? Jesse Palmer and Tara?) and it is really the other. The good news is that when Moana get's dumped, the reaction will be priceless and great t.v.!!!
i actually like moana. she is more real than the other girls. Sarah and Travis don't have the passionate chemistry that travis and moana have. And you can't help who you fall inlove with. And Travis is NOT so bad. He reminds me of Trista's ryan.
i love this show and last night i was so annoyed with watching susan and her "attempts" (as so many of you have already pointed out) at acting that i changed the channel many a times!! it was awful! i was almost wishing though that dr. mcdork would choose susan and mowana and let only-one-close-to-normal-nashville walk away. clearly, he has cornered himself with earlier choices and is left with very slim pickings. and straight lawyer john - no you're not alone and women see it too. dr. mcdork WAS attractive at first but the more he swallows (with sound effects - everyone heard that and laughed) everything those girls shovel at him and thinks that their "genuine"...give me a break. he's clrealy dull and given way too much credit for being a doctor. nice screening ABC - try again next season. i'm no longer swooning over this bachelor.
does anyone know when the new post will be up? I can't wait!!!
Is anyone else thinking that Lincee might not be able to do the post, since she may know who wins, and therefore may not recap for fear of giving something away unconsciously? OR, you know, maybe she's just late today. Let's hope for the latter.
Hey, BFF #2 Paul is there anyway for you to setup a signup so we can enter our email address and it will alert us when Lincee's recap is posted. Just asking. Look forward to the recap.
How would she know who wins? All she knows is what went on at the Women Tell All...she won't be able to say anything about that...but they don't reveal who wins during the taping. She will probably still comment on last nights episode.
Hey, tatted up chicks--
At least she didn't refer to Mo's tat as the "ink above the stink" or the "P.O.T."
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