Women Tell All was fun. I have so much to share next week. It will be interesting to see what all is edited from the show. Thanks to Chris Harrison for the tickets and shout out.
Thanks to everyone on the message board who feels the need to defend me as well. How sweet to know that you are loved by many. Right back at you America. And that one person in Indonesia who reads…
And to those of you who think my picture is too small to see…it was on purpose. I can’t imagine what the message board talk would be if my dented nose and weird scar above my eyebrow were nice and big for all to see and comment. “Did you think she would have short hair? She looks like a gay man! Which one is she? The hairy one on the right or left? Look at those thighs! Unfortunate ears if I do say so myself.”
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Raise your hand if you are with Straight Lawyer John and you are a bit over the Bachelor. Hands down. Raise your hand if you really care who he picks at this point? Hands down. Raise your hand if you do not wear deodorant like Matthew McConaughey. Hand down BFF #2 Paul. Raise your hand if you don’t care that Matthew McConaughey does not wear deodorant because he is hotter than crap. Nice.
I do have to admit that it wasn’t as fun knowing who got kicked off before I watched the show. You see, we got to LA after they were already showing last night’s episode. We didn’t get to watch it. Obviously we saw Susan sitting in the WTA audience and used our context clues to figure out she was the one kicked off and America was left with Nashville and Mowana.
But I was still struggling last night to maintain focus. I found my bowl full of strawberries lathered in Cool Whip more interesting than the two hours of nothing we watched last night. I cursed myself for buying Dr Pepper in the tiny cans thinking I would drink less, when actually I drink two or three at a time.
However, ABC threw me a bone the first 30 minutes of the show and allowed me a brief walk back down memory lane. The hook? How exotic first dates seal the deal when it comes to Bachelors in days gone by.
Really? Hmmmm. Let’s see here. Eleven Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons and three of them are still together. Two of the women had to go through the process twice to find true love and only one of the couples are actually married.
But I get it. You don’t have to force feed me ABC…
Exotic dates + closed doors + no cameras = love 4 ever
ABC shows us a video montage of exotic dates gone bad from seasons before. They showed us Alex and Shannon from the first season and how she denied his invitation of the forgo card...and reminded us that she was immediately kicked to the curb afterwards. We saw Tina Fabulous and Firestone get it on in Hawaii. And then she got kicked to the curb. Gwen and Aaron from season two had a literal fairy tale date with a pumpkin coach, wicked step sisters, some sort of glass slipper…and a one-way ticket back to Cinderellaville.
To prove to America that this show really works and you can find true love in reality TV, we see Trista and Ryan, Kush and Sarah, Mary Mary and Centrum Silver. We are forced to witness Trista and Ryan’s wedding again. Luckily they cut out the pink and blue sand stunt. Kush, Sarah and her ginormous broach pointing to her new boobs are yucking it up in LA, laughing at each other and making fun of the world. Mary Mary has taken up fly fishing with Centrum Silver and hopes to live in a tree house one day.
Oh the memories. But why the montage? Are we being played? Does ABC want to psychologically put subliminal messages in our head to make us think McHottie has more personality that a wet dish rag? Does the audio have background noises that secretly tell us, “You are seeing chemistry. There is love there. Exotic dates are cool. Hot tubs are sexy. Chemistry. Connection. Everything is awesome. Paul is dead. No one here kisses like they are brother and sister. See the chemistry? Embrace the chemistry. We can’t afford another season where the couple breaks up. Chemistry. Connection. Awesomeness.”
Therefore, I think the logical thing to do is write in a Top Ten list format. Date by date. Uncomfortable moment by uncomfortable moment. Tear by tear. Hot tub by hot tub. Forgo key by forgo key.
Let’s start, shall we?
Mowana’s Date’s Top Ten List
1. Bees and dogs can smell fear. Pigeons can spot a nut job a mile away. Kamikaze birds unite!
2. When Mo asked McHottie if he had fun in the OC, I couldn’t help but wonder if he met Ryan Attwood.
3. Mo breaking out the Italian card: After threatening to sew an exact replica of a voodoo doll in the shape of the executive producer, Mowana gets to go to Italy on her exotic date and speak Italian to the waiters, therefore impressing McHottie with her mysterious and exciting personality.
4. Man wearing an outfit from It’s A Small World plays accordion for the couple. I’m pretty sure that was just after they sucked a string of spaghetti towards each other for a kiss under a bridge. I could be wrong though.
5. Dr. McHottie has spent more than one hour with Mowana and has run out of things to say. But he enjoys her silence and likes the fact that there is no need for words when she is around. What?
6. Nice toast McHottie: “To us. To Venice. To me. (huh?) I’m with the most beautiful woman in Venice.” **Note to self, he did NOT say the most beautiful woman in the world. He said Venice.**
7. Did anyone follow the dinner conversation? Something about I can’t wait to get back to my old life, yet I would have never met you. I can teach you. You can teach me. We can continue to learn. Everything is real.
8. It’s nice to know that Mo and Mc are on the same page. It’s nice to hear that he thinks they are and then to hear that she thinks they are and then to hear them discuss they appreciate the other one thinks they are and together being on the same page is good.
9. Mo straight up tells the camera that she is ready to go to the Forgo Suite and get to know McHottie on a physical level. We see her whisper something in his ear along the lines of, “If you close that door right now, you will see what it means to be on the same page as me.”
10. McHottie suffers through another one of Mo’s death grips on the couch as he is trying to peel her off of him so he can run to the door, shut it and get lucky Italian style!
Nashville’s Date’s Top Ten List
1. I can’t tell you the last time I enjoyed a Ferris wheel that went less than one mile per hour.
2. There’s nothing like a good couples massage followed by a jovial dip in some magical Australian bathtub that forces one to be physically unable to submerge oneself in the water and giggle constantly at the fact that you are floating.
3. Enough with the pecking kisses.
4. Did Chris Harrison just say Nashville was a Kindy-garden teacher?
5. Kudos to the ABC intern for making sure every set of stairs in Vienna had candles on them. Nice work dude.
6. McHottie is sick of the fancy food and orders Bubba Gump shrimp to be flown in from Louisiana. The two eat in the Forgo Suite and talk about how much they have in common. ABC intern cries to the ABC Psychologist about how hard he has been working to make each date perfect with candles, roses and fine china…and no one appreciates him.
7. McHottie admits he has the best friendship connection with Nashville and gives her a BeFri necklace.
8. He asks about what she thinks of the other girls and is smitten like a kitten that she didn’t bad mouth Mo or Susan.
9. They make out UNLIKE brother and sister for about ten minutes. Lots of angles. Lots of coaching in the background we can’t hear. C’mon people…if we are going to make this look believable, we have to help the Tennessee folks out. Lift her up. Tilt your head to the right. To the right Travis...that’s your left. You’ve stepped out of lighting. Intern…go get Nashville a box to stand on. Quit crying. There’s no crying on the Bachelor.
10. My vote is that Nashville wins.
Susan’s Date’s Top Seven List Because I Can’t Think of Ten
1. Let’s climb a rock and sit on a log that was taken from a Dirty Dancing scene and talk about your motives. That sounds fun! Did you come here for exposure?
2. Cider wine….steaming…in a kettle. Where’s my bucket?
3. Let’s sit down with our vomit wine and talk again about your motives. What a date! Did you think that you receiving the first kiss was some sort of competition you won?
4. Here we go again with the peck kissing.
5. Let’s have dinner and talk about how you only say things that you think I want to hear. Sound good? Why do you always agree with me?
6. McHottie thanks Susan for her honesty and canned answers (ouch) and presents her with the Forgo Card, which she reads in her best baby talk.
7. McHottie and Susan get busy in the token hot tub. Unfortunately, Susan thinks she is solidifying their connection and is looking forward to having her next headshot taken with her rose she will be receiving.
Rose Ceremony Top Four List
1. Thank the Lord for Chris Harrison’s tie.
2. The word amazing was used nine times in the video messages.
3. Susan is an actress. She is emotional. In fact, she presented us with a buffet, if you will, of emotion during her trip back home in the limo. We saw shock. Anger. Denial. Laugher. A single tear. Multiple tears. A breakdown of tears. And we saw Susan dig down way deep and pull out something we were not expecting…
4. The “f” bomb. ABC had to bleep Susan on national TV for dropping the “f” bomb. Showtime…here she comes!
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Lincee
About Me
- Lincee
- My older sister taught me at a young age to say the ABCs, so when it was time to learn them in school, I memorized them backwards, and it has been my "stupid human trick" since I was five years old. I can also talk like I’m stuck in a closet.
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First time I've ever watched the show since I started reading the recaps. Did anyone else notice how many times they said the word "pot" when they came up on the cider wine heating over a strategically placed fire? I swore for a minute that he even siad that some people like to drink pot until I realized he said they like to drink it hot. Weird.
Amazing recap, Lincee! It really solidifies the connection I have with you!
Happy to hear you had a great time in LA.
kamakaze birds...that one had me laughing out loud!
This was definetely worth the wait!
Why would you want to drink less DP? You might as well just succumb. It's not like you're drinking something gross like Diet Coke. As for the show, I think ABC needs to start paying you. Far too many people are watching just so they can keep up with your recaps. Can't wait to see next week!
I like the part at dinner you mention where Travis tells Susan that he hates it when people just agree with everything he says....and she agreed....that was the worst! :)
And Nashville Sarah has to win - no way can someone whose dates seem as exciting as watching paint dry stick around to the top 2 - gotta be the editing.
Great recap!
Did you notice that after Mowana referred to them being on the same page that then McH used the same phrase when talking to Susan!
Loved the *f* bomb! Tsk tsk - Doctor's wives don't talk like that!
I actually watched it last night for the first time -- just so I could appreciate Lincee's blog a little more. Was it just me, or did Dr. McHottie sound like a complete dork with his toasts? I'd have a hard time not laughing if I'd hear any of those in person. Thanks for the laughs today, Lincee -- can't wait for next week!
Too short, C'mon, Susan's Croc tears at the end was sooo fake, it was so obvious that she wasn't upset she lost him, but she was more upset she was off of the show, I loved how Doc would say something to Susan and she would agree and repeat right back to him what he just said, ie, he says "I hate people that agree with everything I say" she says "Oh yes, I hate that too, hate when people agree on everything" they musta did that 10 times last night Gag! Also, this dude just expounds on everything way to much, he needs to shut up once ina while, I mean every date he would blab about everything, shut up and just be on a date. UGH, I think Nashville is way to good for him, she has a heart of gold. I actually though Mo was a lot better last night, but I can't get the Tramp Stamp on her back out of my head. She needs to get that removed!
I love you Lincee. You are my hero. You are better than TIVO, and much less expensive!
Did anyone notice that Susan's first entrance was yet again on a bridge?! And I'm pretty sure they just roll the same audio reel over and over each episode. I'm so sick of the same words! Kudos to Susan for livening it up a bit with the bleeps!!
OMG the TRISTA clip was brutal! Her laugh (ha, ha, ha, ha) is so fake its totally lame! Great line about the wedding again, I cant believe they drug up that stupid thing, I dont care what people say Firestone is a cool dude, building a winery I mean c'mon, and he should picked Tina Fab, she was so hot last night, Gwen looked great too!
Great job.
Wanted a tiny weeny little teaser about the WTA show, just a little something, nothing too big, don't want you to get in trouble, just a little insider info.
Suprised you made no comment about the ridiculous cheese episode with the many faces of Susan. First time you had fondu McH?
I don't think I've ever seen a bachelor that seemed so bored with the whole process. I can't believe my beautiful McH is such a dud. I really don't know how Chris Harrison is going to make the next rose ceremony the Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever!!!
Straight Guy #3--
I so caught the picture of Mo on the board outside the salon. Way to catch the subliminal messages. Good job, Intern:)
KB
i thought for sure lincee would be all over the part of susan/mcdork's date where she is blabbing on and on about whatever and he is still twisting the cheese fondue... but no worries, i had many laugh out loud moments at my desk a few minutes ago. so happy it's tuesday!
Did anyone notice after a very l-o-n-g silence, that after Dr. Mc called finally called Sarah's name, and she accepted the rose- did anyone catch the na-na-na-na look she gave Susan as she walked back to her position? I could be wrong- but I thought it was great!- and then of course during the "please say your goodbyes part"- she actually gave her the 'courtesy hug' at the end – I don’t have Tivo, so I couldn’t go back. Did anyone else see it? Or was I imagining it?
Thank God Susan is gone. I was kinda shocked when he first picked Mo because I really wanted him to pick Sarah. He's been so "smitten" (can't bring myself to say the other rhyming part) with Susan from the beginning. I thought for sure he'd blown it and picked Susan over Sarah. But then, to the startled astonishment of my husband and children, I scretched loud cries of joy when Trav picked good 'ol Sar instead. YAY!
Yep, my bet's on Sarah too. Although, it would make for a legendary Bachelor upset if he picks Mo.
Side story - I was reading the message forums earlier and saw a post about Mo's hair... Seriously, when she wears it up, WHY does the top part have to stand up a full 12 inches from the top of her head?!! In my family, we like to play a game called "Who am I." (And I'm from Texas, so it's not merely Who am I, it's "Whom I" with a major Texas accent on the "I".) We use random household items to help describe a person, like, someone who is trying to imitate Fred Savage's character on Austin Powers would hold up a Dr. Pepper can to their chin and say, "Who am I?" Then, the rest of the family would die laughing trying to figure it out. We had the most fun playing it the other day - I totally stumped everyone (except my mom, who also watches The Bachelor) when I picked up a magazine and stood it up on my head..."Who am I?"
JenO
I thought I was the only one who bought mini dr peppers and drank all six in two days!! Awesome recap, Lincee :)
oh my gosh...cracking up at the pigeons.
the fact that you could only find 8 things instead of 10 for susan's date was super funny to me as well. this thing puts me in such a good mood!
as freakin' fake as susan is, i was still surprised he stuck with mo-wanna. does anyone else think she stole her hair style from JOAN JETT---"i love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox baby!"
can't wait for the tell all
gig 'em!
I only watch the show to read your recaps. Truly, madly, deeply.
I love it! Note to self...don't drink water while reading this recap. I almost lost it all over my desk!! Thanks for making me laugh! :)
My favorite part of the episode, hands down, was when Mo and McHottie were in front of Basilica San Marco in Venice.
Mo: WOW! What is this? I mean, it's a church but which church?
McH: Yeah...Um, it's definitely, like, a church.
I was LOL (especially since I just got back from Venice and went to that church, it was even funnier).
What about that UGLY get-up Moana had on at the Rose Ceremony??
Absolutely saw the na na na look Sarah gave Susan! Good for you Sarah!
Thanks, Lincee! I guess McHottie would be better with Sarah if they can at least talk. I still think the abc editors are pulling our legs though. I might vomit if he chooses Mo, and I just might stop spending 2 hours watching this show in the future!
You are so funny Lincee! And you are right about the pidgeons. They only go for the ones that are offering the nuts.
I can't wait for you to expand on the WTA. I do agree though that Sara will be given the rose. It's just the way he talks to her.
Great recap, as always! I think I am getting as bored with the show as Dr. McHottie! We need some action on these next ones to keep me awake! Lincee, will you tell Chris to move it back to the old time???
Unfortunately, I was trying watch the boring gong-show we otherwise know as the bachelor and work at the same time. Thanks to you Lincee, i am all caught up. I basically listened to the bachelor last night while working but would MUCH rather watch it on mute!! oh well.
Lincee, you bring a smile to my face on this terrible & commercialized day! It's not a holiday, but that's a differnt blog!
My only original thoughts?
1)Lincee - watching all the old bachelors reminded me of all the "bless her heart"s and all of your funny comments from all your old emails! You rock homey!
2) Chris is so sensitive...at the very end after McBlah had delivered his roses, Chris said in the most sarcastic voice "Susan...sorry".. chris is so comforting....SIIIIIIKE!!!
3) is it a sign that Susan didn't care about McBlah in the limo ride, she wasn't even upset and even laughed later at his "professional" answer for her dumping! LOVE IT! she's a tart (negative brittish comment)! I would pick her to totally show up at Sara & Mowanna's home town dates with McBlah to interrupt(circa Bench-riding Jesse)!!!!
4) I love the final clips of the WTA episode when Tara says basically she's got nothing, but she can drink! Rock on!
SG#3, climbing mount travis! Love it!
Mad ups to the Straight guys, BFF and Lincee!
Did we get a brief glimpse of another spill her heart, confessional video message from Mo during the previews for the most dramatic final rose ceremony ever? I heard a quaver in her voice....
And, c'mon, when our old season friends were asked their take on Dr T, did anyone get even a little creepy feeling when Trish, the Jesse episodes, got a glint in her eye and said how much she likes the good Dr? I bet if she could've, she would've, crashed the last dates.
We were just wondering if Straight Lawyer John happens to work in Atlanta?? You sound very familiar!!
I think Dr McHottie needs some new lines. "You're so amazing."
"Uhhh thanks, again. Didn't I hear that last week."
Oh yes SG#1! That was a classic, Tara's line.
Let me start by saying Lincee was the star of the WTA. When I gave her a shout out she had many fans go up and talk to her. It was odd she rolled in a keg of DP and a box of pringles for the show. You wont see her in last nights promos because that audience was from last season. Lincee did get the prime spot sitting right behind the queen Mrs. Harrison, yes Lincee has now met the parents. Also I'm counting on her to go see "Date Movie" this weekend and rate my performance and the Bachelor rose ceremony scene. I saw the movie last night and it was the most Dramatic Movie Rose Ceremony Ever! Glad you made it out to La La land and keep up the good work... 100k... Damn!
How come Kassi has a picture up of herself? I think this bachelor is destined for the other category...as in the category of bachelors who made the wrong decision!
and what's with the straight guys writing books for comments...I think they're trying to steal Lincee's thunder
Loved it, as always...Lincee, you friggin' rock...I'm starting to grow concerned about the withdrawal that I'm going to be suffering from when this ride is over...I'm gonna need a Lincee patch or something...the bachelor/Lincee combo is the true source of joy for me at the beginning of the week...do they make a pill for post Lincee depression? Maybe you could recap Grey's Anatomy in the offseason? Just a thought...
Wait a minute--what about the 2 brilliant observations McHottie made last night? "Ultimately, a kiss is between two people." Uh, you think?
And--"The hardest part of a relationship is when you have to break up." Really?
Hilarious...can't wait for next week when you steal the show!!!!
The look on Susan's face when he called out Sarah's name said it all...She had totally given it up to the Doctor. And was shocked that she hadn't been picked. Classic.
Way to go Lincee!! Funny yet again.
Does anyone else remember when Meredith was kicked off by Bachelor Bob, only to appear the next season as the Bachelorette? I fear Susan may have found her big break...
Anonymous at 12:21 -
I also loved the witty banter about Basilica San Marco. I found it especially amusing that Mo's family slammed McHottie about religion, yet Mo knows NOTHING about one of the most famous churches in the world?
Even if Mo isn't a regular church attendee, does the phrase Piazza San Marco not give it away? Come on people!!!
Okay-I've watched the Bachelor for a couple of seasons and I have never felt like I was going to throw up MORE from all the cheesiness than I did last night.
Come on! Pachebel's Canon while Travis and MOAN-a were having dinner? Pass me a bucket!
What about Travis's suggestion to take the food up to the room and Nashville saying, "That is the best idea you've ever had?" Really? EVER? Better than him choosing to BE the Bachelor?
Susan-glad she's gone. As Travis said, 'she had a preconceived agenda coming on the show'. As opposed to a spur of the moment agenda? Here's a tip doc-EVERY agenda is preconceived. What was up with the Cauldron of Fire?
I wrote this on the board from last week, but since it has to do with this episode, I'll quote it again. "with MOAN-a, the boundaries are limitless". That's deep Doc. Gotta hate it when those boundaries limit you. I always thought that that was what boundaries are for.
Hand up if anyone thinks that Moana pronounces her name Mo-HAH-na
because she hates the REAL pronunciation of her name, which is MOAN-a.
Can't wait for the MOST SURPRISING ROSE CEREMONY EVER in the HISTORY of the WHOLE WIDE WORLD in two weeks. If it is as exciting as the first one hour and fifty five minutes of the MOST EXOTIC DATES EVER, we are in for a treat.
Why would they put a picture of Mowana on the board in a different country? I am confused.
Lincee -
Your recap is "awesome". I love the "connection" you have with the straight guys. Your humor has "limitless boundries". And your writing style isn't "formal" at all - which we have now learned is the kiss of death.
Mowanna - UGH. I'm sorry - being attacked by a bunch of pigeons (aka - rats w/wings) is not my idea of romance. She looked like an alien in for the kill the way she was squeezing the breath out of McH during their make out session.
Nashville - Totally the winner. Editing has you thinking Mowanna - so it's got to be her. C'mon BFF Chris - make us believers. If it's not Nashville it will truly be the "most shocking rose ceremony ever".
Susan - Classy with a K. You kiss your mother w/that mouth???
Can't wait till the WTA and to hear your recap once the gag order has been lifted.
Thanks so much for the laughs!
1:08...
Has someone been reading reality steve? Isn't it wrong to copy someone elses material?
How about this one:
Dr: I love it when people disagree with me.
Susan: Exactly, me too.
I mean I love it when people disagree, I mean they shouldn't always agree, ya know? I mean, I don't agree with you, ya know? I hate it when people just say what you want to hear, ya know.
Dr: Yeah.
Susan: Me too.
Stop it! I'm so glad she's gone. And I still don't think we saw the "real" Susan in the limo. Acting, my friends.
And I picked up on Pachabel's Canon in D also. Isn't that big in "weddings"?
Lincee, great as always. A few things I noticed.
1.) Did anyone else see Dr Stork take a swing at one of the pigeons? I mean a full scale right hook. Thank God he didnt land it or the intern could have had a mess on his hands.
2.) Dr Stork's expression while Susan was pouring her heart out and he is trying to scoop the cheese up with the breadstick. Classic. He was paying ZERO attention to her.
3.) Did Susan throw out the "L" word because she felt like her back was against the wall? Looked like it to me. I mean, she spent the whole date defending herslf and then drops that bomb on him?
When Trav and most boring ex teacher ever walked into get their massages and float side by side there was a picture outside of the salon that looked exactly like Mohawka.
1:20
Steve, is that you?
boston...
no one is trying to steal anyone's thunder. people have a picture because they are a registered blogspot.user with their own blog. other people have posted with pictures on other weeks.
we should all put up pictures so we can see who is talking.
anony
Lincee, you're hilarious as always! no need to mention the fondue fiasco, we all saw it and laughed our butts off (but I'm sure that made the ABC intern cry too. . stunt gone bad). Dr. T's "GULP" after Susan's fake confessions of love was priceless! Guess we need to give a shout out to the editors as well! Nice to see that Chris and Dr. T "got the memo" and wore the same colors last night! Chris, thanks for taking care of our girl in LA LA. . a well deserved trip! Can't wait til next week!!
Has anyone seen the pics from Dr. McHottie before the ABC Stylists got a hold of him? i have them on email somewhere..from supposedly 6 months before taping started. Let's just say it was Fabio-esque and you will all grab a bucket. How can i post it on here???
Did no one notice the huge, gigantic, monstrous gulp Mc Hottie took when Susan told him she loved him? It was beyond audible. That and along with the look of sure horror was way, way, way beyond priceless.
First I would like to say that Ryan needs to feed Trista a sandwich for real. Girl looked extremely gaunt. Please top off with some chocolate cake. Thanks.
Next, Did you notice all of the "Liar Signs" that Susan was pulling out on thier date? Before she even would speak a word she would pause and look down. Isn't that a classic liar sign. Honey the cue cards are on the right of the camera. Next time you audition remeber one thing - eye contact. TIA.
Mohawka!! That is THE BEST name for her yet. It encapsulates her nature so well. Thank you, Anonymous 1:23!! And thank you, Lincee!
How cool is it to think that 100,000 peeps are sitting at their desks just waiting to read your re-cap?!? That's awesome! I check the sight like every hour and then when it comes up yell down the hall to all the girls at work. We love it!!
I also have the pic's from 6 months before they started taping. You will die! Travis looks like surfer dude and has long curly hair. It will freak you out! How do I put them on here???
Did anyone catch that Susan said that she acted PROFESSIONAL toward McHottie when she was dicarded into the limo? PROFESSIONAL--did she mistake him for a casting director and mistake the hot tob for the casting couch?
I loved the gulp!! You could see his adam's apple bobbing away. Does anyone else notice that when one of the girls pins Trav down long enough to force her tongue in his mouth the producers play the same kiss over and over from diff angles so it looks like a 10 minute make out session
Can anyone else see Travis picking Sarah...but then Sarah has the common sense to tell the dud, no thanks? That would definetaly be the most dramatic rose ceremony ever!
I will have to give Mowana credit... It is somewhat refreshing to hear, after all these years of Bachelor, a woman who has an eloquent vocabulary. Instead of every other word being "like", "ya-know", "totally", or "amazing"... Mowana actually throws some 20pt. Scrabble words every now and then.... to bad she's a stalker!
I'm just scanning all the comments from today so I might have missed it... but seriously, is no one going to mention anything about the PURPLE dress? Sarah is clearly the only one that can logically win, but did the ABC intern not stop her and say "Hey Nashville, I've got to stop you before you go on national TV wearing that dress!"
As always awesome recap & then some. Can't wait to see the "Women tell all" Should be good. I think that you should take Chris' spot & be the new host. That would be very funny.
"wet dish rag" gives McHottie too much credit - - if it wasn't for Lincee, I wouldn't even be watching this show anymore! But now, while I'm watching, I hear myself laughing and I think, "Oh, I wonder what she's gonna say about THAT one . . . "
ha ha!
Oh, and by the way, did anyone else think that McHottie and Susan looked awfully "formal" when she was straddling him in the hot tub, making out with him? I'm sure 'formal' was really the word going through his mind during their tongue-wrestling fest.
She just felt used when he didn't give her a rose . . . all that tongue wagging (ahem) didn't get her very far, now did it? Let that be 'casting couch' lesson #1 for you, Susan. Now, you can move to LA . . .
Ok question. I know they (producers) want you to think that they are sleeping together on their super romantic over night dates, especially with all of the camera shots focusing on the beds in each hotel. Plus Nashville's comment "Oh, the bed." Nice one. But do you think they really sleep together? Any of them? All of them? None of them? Just wanting your thoughts!
Seriously, that indigo dress Nashville had on...did Spanx pay her to wear their product just so...so we could all see she had them on? IN-DI-GO-HOME!!!
Funny Funny Stuff! can't wait for next week Lincee....are you married? If not, you should totally be the next bachelorette?? FUN!!! You would be so funny!!
Ok I am disappointed, last night was the first time I watched after a co-worker tuned me into this site. I have to say that I am disappointed you did not mention anything about the L bomb that susan dropped. I thought that McH's expression was priceless.
In the real world, if you typically like someone and enjoy their company, you are able to look that person in the eye and be sincere. Susan, in every episode, was constantly looking away from Travis, as if she were checking the cameras and who was "watching" her. Came off extremely shallow and insincere in my opinion.
WAIT - how could no one have noticed the Eddie Munster hair Travis had? I couldn''t even focus on anything he said because I kept staring at that hair in the middle of his forehead!
So, will someone answer the sleeping with question or what? Are they getting it on like donkey kong or not?
you are freaking hilarious and i am peeing in my pants! i love reading this every week!
HAAAAA
props to the ABC intern for suggesting that Nashville should get her hair professionally done for the final rose ceremony. Someone got a hold of her fro with a serious Chi straightener. Also, could Nashville have looked ANY more awkward during the rose ceremony, her arms were in perfect 45 degree angles and the purple dress had to have been a joke.
How do I, as a seventh grade teacher, explain to my students why I am drawn to my computer screen every Tuesday afternoon? There is only one answer and it ryhmes with wincee..... It's worth it and the office secretary agrees with me! Great recap! Thanks a bunch!
Awesome recap!
I was yelling at the TV last night, waiting for McBlah (very funny SG#1) to pick Sarah, and swore if he picked Crazy Susan I would forgo the rest of this crazy show. But, alas, I am sucked back in, rooting for our fellow kindy teacher and anxious for the scoop next week.
Chris H. you are such a hottie, thanks for wearing a better tie last night, thanks for posting, and thanks for keeping it real for us. Work your magic and get our Lincee to be a house spy for the next season.
Oh, and did ya'll see Trish's white eye shadow? I mean, REALLY, what was she thinking with that look??? Seriously!
Lincee, totally second someone else's suggestion that you should recap Grey's on the off-season!! I would give a shout out to that smart person, but I am so lost scrolling up and down all these comments looking for that post...plus, the children need to eat.
PS Hook 'em!
(and to "Stinky from Ark" from last week, you replied back to my "Go Horns" comment and said, "you mean hook 'em horns"...fyi-every UT game I've been to for the last 10 years, we yell Go Horns a thousand times, so that is what I meant when I said it).
Just sayin-not bitter-seriously.
I agree about telling someone you are falling in love with them and then they tell you "thank you"....hasn't she read that book "he's just not that into you." Yep, then she just had to say it again on the video message. I totally think she said that because she thought she was about to be cut and thought that would save her.
Last thought, did anyone notice how Sarah was hovering over Trav in the hot tub while kissing....nice.
2:12-
"Mowana actually throws some 20pt. Scrabble words every now and then.... to bad she's a stalker!" hilarious!!
For all of you TIVOers out there, did no one else see that while Travis and Susan were sipping on their cider wine and he was asking her if she was real that she looked at her hand like she was reading a line off of it? I promise I am not crazy, my roommate was there to verify, and we rewound it about a hundred times to really make sure. If you still have it saved, go back and watch.
And I'm so glad that someone finally commented on the Dr's awful hair the whole episode. I actually did call him Eddie Munster at some point.
And to answer the bedroom question, I'm not so sure about the remaining two, but Susan definitely gave it up to the good doctor. That is the only way to explain her comment in the limo "Whoever gets him is sooooo lucky". You might have missed it in between all the bleeps.
Great recap, especially Mowana's Top Ten list...looking forward to next week already!
Fellow H-town gal
I know why you won't answer the s.e.x. question, it's because you don't know and you're afraid to admit it. It's ok. We're here for you. Totally noticed the peak that formed and pointed down the forehead of doc last night. I was like, hmmm, I thought he was cute, what's up with his hair?
2:54 I think some do and some don't. Example: Susan strattling (sp?) T in the hot tub. Things had to have been touching in there, if you know what I mean. I don't think other two did. ABC wants you to think he did with Mo, but I don't think they did. I think others have in Bachelor(ette) history, hence why some girls are soooooo pissed and shocked that they got to the boot. I mean hello, I slept with you!
last night while watching with my "bachelor supper club", one of the girls asked if we had seen "lincee's website". we had all been talking about what we thought you would say in your recap about last nights show. little did we know we'd missed almost a whole season of recaps. I've been "in the loop" since the recaps of Andrew Firestone. I must say that i am SO excited to know that you are "back"! we've all missed you in birmingham, alabama. i love the recaps. i'm passing them on to all my friends. you are awesome!!! sarah BETTER win or travis is an idiot! can't wait to see you on the women tell all!
Lincee,
Your the reason I watch the show!
Show them how its done in Htown.
I can't believe all you people that would root for a sexless prude like Sarah. The knock-your-socks-off ending would be for Doctor-Doctor to choose no one.
Note: Lincee will not take Grey's on b/c the show is phenomenal and doesn't measure up in the "suck" category as the Bach/Bach'ette series do...Just my .02 cents.
I personally love Sarah from Nashville, but did anyone else find it amusing how when Travis suggests they take their food up to the fantasy suite, she acts incredulous and amazed by the suggestion, calling it "THE BEST idea EVER!", as if she didn't know the ABC proposition would be part of the evening?!
Call me sleezy, but I too have often wondered what went on behind those closed doors with no cameras...how much vino is offered, do they ever "sleep" in their bed? The things you can think.
How about the very awkward kiss between the floating bodies in the hot tub? The embarrassment meter was maxed out...
lol anonomous 3:18!!!!!!!!! Yes I noticed! hilarious!
Okay, I have been sitting here in the library/computer lab at school with BOTH hands over my mouth trying to not make a spectacle of myself by cackling. I was only mildly successful, because I still looked pretty stupid, not to mention those awful muffled squeaky noises that managed to get out. LOVE the lists!
And Straight Guy #3, you made me laugh again with your "Hello Brandon, hello Dylan." Hysterical.
Host Chris made me laugh too, with the DP and Pringles comment.
Thanks!
Did you get divorced? No mention about your husband this year.
Kush and Sara's brand new boobs --Lincee, Lincee, lincee you could you miss this, I bet she is PREGNANT. That's why the camera cut her off at the hooters. Plus, of course, their ginormousness.
There were no, count them, zero sideways shots of Sara, a couple of her front on in baggy clothes, looking' expecting, and the one full body shot where she's getting into her car to go to her new brand new job as a labor & delivery nurse (how convenient is THAT?) in L.A. wearing scrubs -- she looks like she's sportin' a belly, definitely.
The GULP when soap trash told McH that she was in love with him was my all time fave! I hit rewind twice. I'm pretty sure ABC dubbed in the GULPing noise. But his adams apple did do a dance and it looked like it took his breath away(but not in a good way). He even blinked HARD.
I also noticed that the entire time McH and TN were making out they were both smiling. Through every kiss they had big grins.
I have a feeling that Stork used the word "professional" in place of something else.
Susan, Passions called and they are looking to fill a new part called "Girl in the back of the restaurant." Maybe you can check in on that dude from Real World who's on there.
anonymous at 3:28pm - Nosy, much? Mind your own damn business.
You are "amazing" Lincee... Thanks for the Tuesday laughs! Did anyone else think it was weird that Mowana hadn't heard of church San Marco but yet spoke fluent italian?
anonymous at 3:53. Piss off. She talked about him a lot in years past and now nothing.
The pictures of Travis before filming are great!! He looks like a mountain man/granola guy! The long hair is sooo not him - ABC intern did a good job - you think he's a stylist as well?? Maybe that explains MOHAWKA - what a great name!!
Now girls, let's all simmer down here - we are all friends who obviously have one big thing in common - this site! But in annon. 3:28's defense, in Lincee's past updates (before the massive blog) she did talk about her husband... his name was Chris, because she would say Husband Chris, and Host Chris... if i remember correctly
Oh my God... Matthew McConaughey is so frigging HOT!!!
And husband Chris is not in the pix so as someone who feels they have gotten to know Lincee over the past years, I also am curious as to what happened. We support her no matter what.
Lincee, be very afraid. I think your #1 fan is a stalker and when she/he sees you on the show will never leave you alone!
I'm sure if you actually knew Lincee, you would know whether or not she's still married. Just because you feel like you know her doesn't mean she feels like she knows you. Maybe she doesn't want to share that part of her life with strangers. I can't blame her for that, and I totally respect her privacy.
Right on Straight Guy #3
Question for Lincee(and it's better than the "Are you divorced?" question, I promise!): To your knowledge, have any of the desperate contestants/former desperate contestants from the Bachelor/Bachelorette ever entered into the discussion boards or contacted you personally?
Liz from Texas
I think Mowana was totally faking the "what church?" bit. She was baiting him. Just trying to get the Doc to be extra impressed when she her water "non frizzante." Even if you don't know the name of the church, the Piazza San Marco and/or church are on every diamond commercial ever made! She acted like she had never seen or heard of anything like it. Whatever. Plus, fluent Italian???? And with a good accent??? I think she studied in Italy for at least two semesters. I managed one and could barely order dinner.
So Lincee can be judgmental of all these people she doesn't know, but now that she's semi-famous with 100,000 posts she should still be off limits.
Doth smell of hypocrisy, but thanks for making it clear that the answer is yes by pointing out the name change.
Praise the Lord, Susan has left the building!!!(until the WTA at least...ugh.)
Possible career moves for Susan after her plan of launching her "actress" career failed at The Bachelor.
1. Sign up to audition for Passions, The Young and the Restless or Days of Our Lives. She would so fit in. Yes, they loooveee those fake tears and the cussing, oh baby, curse away...they love the drama.
2. Go back to Overland Park, KS get back together with her ex-fiance and go back to her financial associate job. On a second note, I would SO NOT let this girl handle my finances...for some strange reason, she doesn't seem very bright.
3. Sign up for America's Next Top Model. Why? well.... she's can't model, she has no personality, she loves the drama and she gets overlly excited about such things as "rock climbing". That's right up your alley girl!
4. Sign up for the "Miss Kansas" beauty pageant. She would get an A+ in the swimsuit competition, the talent show and the interview section. Hahahaha....yeah right.
1:20pm
Had to laugh at this one...I have never been to Reality Steve's website until I read your comment about copying someone else's material. Is it still considered copying if you had never heard or read anything about reality steve before?
Last night I got home late from watching my beloved OSU Cowboys lose to the dreaded Jayhawks and I had to fast forward through some of the show, so that I would have some idea of what had happened so I could enjoy Lincee's comments. After reading all the comments today, I am going to go home and take about 4 hours to watch the show, so that I can be sure and see all the nuances that everyone picked up on!
I really enjoy everyone's funny comments. Thanks for contributing!
Lincee, you are hilarious!
Chris H., you are funny too. I always have liked listening to your comments, even on the radio show in OKC. You can laugh at yourself, which is a great talent. Bill Teegins would be proud of you!
Please leave Lindsee alone. If you scare her off and Tuesday recaps go away, I’ll be forced to track down Mo, with her flock of pigeons and her boiling rabbit to score some Lexapro to thwart off my depression.
McHottie's toasts.....not good...please someone send him "Toasts for Dummies"
And did anyone catch Pachebel Cannon (sp?) playing in the background on Mo and McH's date?
Finally, Lincee, good idea for not putting a big pic up!
Lincee, your recaps are sooo funny! I just crack up every Tuesday!!
I was a little disappointed though that you didn't mention Nashville's horrid yellow sweater. It was some mustard-y snot-yellow color. Where do you even find something like that??
Thanks for the laughs!
Lincee you never let me down, seriously!! From pigeons after the "nut" to floating in a weird tub of magic water giggling all the while. . .you didn't miss a beat (ok maybe you missed the cheese trick but that could have been because your bucket was blocking your view).
Chis H. I've missed you. Been busy with those hungry kiddos?? Glad you are back and look forward to your whitty banter next week!!
Better tie--for real!!
Shout out to Anonymous 2:54--The Eddie Munster comment was so right on. It made me giggle.
Has anyone noticed how Susan cannot make eye contact with Travis at any point when she talks to him. It's pretty sad that it took him this long to realize that she was in this for herself
to anonymous 4:29
OUCH!
What did I ever do or say to make you say such a heinous thing?
It's called encouragement and support you freak. So chill.
BTW, your recap today was brilliant as usual Lincee. Thanks for the laughs. Keep up the hilarity. You are the best!
"somebody don't think so, somebody knows so"
I'm suprised there was no comment about Mowana's pants outfit at the rose ceremony. Also, the cheese incident with Susan, no wonder she got kicked off, he paid more attention to the cheese than her going on and on about who knows what!
Does anyone else think McHottie is a total toolbox?
Oh and I though Kush and Sarah were the cutest things ever!
Can't wait to see you on next weeks show. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Lincee - what are you wearing in the Girls tell all episode so we can look for you? Are you on the front row? I CAN NOT WAIT TO HEAR!
Straight lawyer John - ok, we get it, you were a pilot and now you're a lawyer (what happens to your billable hours during Bachelor season?). I'm thinking you're getting a wee bit carried away with your wit... and perhaps now competing with Lincee for our laughs/attention??? Liked you better before......
OUCH....I had to make my first post to say, I think Straight Lawyer adds a lot to the blog. I'm glad he adds his perspective.
I think you are great Straight Lawyer John!!! Keep it up!!!
Dear Straight Lawyer John,
Do you practice law in Collin County (Dallas area)??
If I need a divorce, need to contest a will, get thrown in the clink, need to sue someone for something, or need to move all my $$ back into the country (yeah, I wish)I will be looking for you to represent. I am thinking we can hang in your cool office and drink gin and tonic and discuss my case. Thanks in advance for winning my case!!
This is actually the first Bachelor and Bachelorette show that I don't really care who wins.
Nashville - I don't really think that she would even be in the picture if she wasn't from Nashville. If she was from Wyoming or somewhere else, she would of been gone the first episode.
Mo- She's crazy. What is he thinking.
As much as I don't care who wins, I can't pry myself away from the tv b/c I can't wait to see what's happening. :)
Straight guy #3...RIGHT ON, DUDE! The sideburns are a true mystery....maybe they thought he looked to "soft" so the network wanted to "man him up" with the burns? And where IS Mo from....anyone, anyone?
Sometimes I read these and I seriously can not think of anything to say because you always deliver. Thanks for the laughs, can't wait to read about the WTA! Do not leave out a single details pretty please! :)
Lincee:
Forget the hot wine. The first time I visited Texas, I was introduced to hot Dublin Dr. Pepper with a slice of lemon...
7:40 Anonymous said...
"somebody don't think so, somebody knooooooows soooo"
LOL LOL LOL! Our hottie hunk Matthew got up to show Oprah the dance he does with the team, and yet he just gets up and struts his stuff while singing this random song ;-). I couldn't stop laughing then, thank you for reminding me! He may not always act like the sharpest tool in the shed, but his abs make up for it.
And, Straight Lawyer John, I enjoy your wit, even if you prefer Hot Susan over Chicken Noodle soup...we all have our opinions, thanks for sharing.
I really don't think it's anyone's business whether or not Lincee is still married or not.
HOWEVER...if you aren't, Lincee, you would make the PERFECT Bachelorette for Season 12! Chris H, pull some strings here!
Awesome recap, thanks again!
2 comments.
(1) I'm a "Doctor's Wife" and I curse like a sailor, as do most of the "Doctor's Wives" (and Hubbies) that I know, Susan would fit right in with us.... of course none of us are nearly as pretty as her, but that's okay
and
(2) Mowana and Italian... which of her personalities was that? And does another speak French? That aside, I really liked her in this episode... maybe I'm going nuts.
It's worth watching the show just so I can appreciate your comments. I'd put up with another Bachelor just to hear what you have to say. Thanks!
11:15-I know who you are!! Sailor cursing doctor's wife-too funny!!! Although, why are you up so late! Don't you need to be resting? :)
Stroller pushin mom again.... Absolutely just pulled out of a deep fog that only two+ weeks of stomach virus between stroller pushees can invoke. Put my pushees to bed and shuffled to the computer. Back of my nose is sore from trying to hold in my laughter only to push it through my nose. REPEATEDLY. Once I thought it was getting better I read recaps. Mohawka 1:23 your killin me! Even your fans are getting funnier. Lincee you're an inspiration. You pulled me out of a funk with out meds (tom cruise would be thrilled) and you have inspired the creative writing comic in so many. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. What am I going to do when its over? Please dont say it involves fesh air, exercise and no recaps. Thanks again for the laughs Lincee and fans!
hello from a soccer/double stroller pushing mom in h-town...i have 3 kiddos!! really enjoy reading this and laughing with all of you. i wish i would have known about before this season! i look forward to a few minutes of escape each week. fyi...it has taken me 15 minutes to type this b/c i have a baby pulling up on me hitting me with his bottle and a two year old begging me to punch out her paper dolls...which i, oh, so lovingly did! my 5 year old is at school...or we would be having a tug-of -war over the computer! all that to say, thanks for the laughs, lincee and everyone else! i ONLY watch the show so i can know what is going on when i read your recap. this is too funny and it is worth sitting through several hours craziness just to get a good giggle! congrats on being able to go to wta! how AWESOME! take care everyone...and looking forward to next week.
Hey Chris Harrison! Lincee should be the next Bachelorette!
What about the great "gulp" sound from the good Dr. when Susan told him she was falling for him!?!?!
HA HA HA
I am so glad someone FINALLY commented on how cute Sarah and Kush were. I loved seeing them together and their sarcasm was great!! I think the first part of the show was probably the best part, the rest was a little bland, kinda like chicken noodle soup ;)!!
On another note...
Ok seriously, what is up w/the negativity here??? Why can't people just come here and not be so petty and pick on people and their comments?? Are you that miserable in your life that you have to be so crappy towards others -- get over yourself!!
And for the last time, would people PLEASE stop asking about Lincee's personal life??? Obviously she hasn't answered the question, so hello people, get a friggin clue!!! Leave it alone already.
Can't we just all get along?? :)
What up people, long time reader, first time poster. I agree with anonymous 8:52. Ease up Straight Lawyer John. Keep your posts to less than 1000 words per post. Do you bill the hours you spend on this thing to some poor individual?
And yes, Susan is hot. But "hot" goes away and then you are just left with annoying and fake...
LEAVE LAWYER JOHN ALONE PEOPLE! For CRYIN out loud. Of ALL the people to rip on, he's not one of em. Everyone, get over yourself and just read the frickin blog, laugh and have a good time. LOVED LOVED LOVED the chicken noodle soup analogy, left me wondering what kind of soup I am!
came across this-
www.seattlegracenews.blogspot.com for all the Grey's Fans. Not as funny as Lincee's and very new...I don't think anyone could be as funny as Lincee. Her recaps are the best ever.
4:48pm...
Not sure if you're the first or second anonymous from 1:08...I was refering to the second post. Just sounded VERY familiar...as if "someone" else may have written it...*wink*.
I do have a pet peeve about posting. It would be nice if everyone could read the previous posts before posting the same thing that has been posting 47 times already. Sorry. I'm 8 months prego and quite hormonal.
I do have a question: how many people have posted something as anonymous and then replied to themselves as anonymous and said how right you were! I just thought of that and thought it would be funny! No ideas though, kids.
10:28
You are so right!
Ok, I just HAD to do that.
I disagree Lincee. I think Mowana has got to win. When I see him kiss Nashville its like he's kissing his sister. Did you notice how when they kiss he's half smiling? No romance there -she's too cold. Even though I would have picked anyone over Mo, I think she'll be the one. Bottom line though: I'm not as invested in this one - I don't care who wins. -John L. Abilene, TX
10:28/10:29,
Soooo funny! And, I agree, Oh and did you notice that Susan agreed with everything Travis said? I bet you didn't catch that. ;-).
Dear John L.,
But, don't you remember kissing that special someone and half smiling because you are thinking to yourself "Wow, this is awesome, how could I be so lucky, I want more?"
I think the smiling is a true sign they have chemistry...ABC is just editing out the other good stuff.
Wow, Straight Lawyer John 2:12 p.m., had no idea you were so shallow!
I found myself rooting for Sarah to kiss him from the beginning of the date. I was sitting on the edge of the couch thinking "Kiss him FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!" Then when she finally did it was so uncomfortable I had to leave the room.
And did anyone notice that Travis never referred to the other dates as just dates? Even in casual conversation he kept referring to them as "exotic dates." He must have said it 50 times...
Lincee- How can I email you? I have picts of the bachelor taken six month before taping. Long hair but still McHottie?
Lincee- Side note about the pictures. They were sent by travis himself to someone, his email is at the bottom of the page!
Should we send your blog?
YES! Send the blog to Travis. That would be funny!
I agree with Anonymous 10:28. Please read the other posts before posting.
Anonymous 11:30, the pictures have been mentioned about 7 times already.
A few things from the rockies. (sorry to "copy" the list format, no intentions to undermine the great Lincee)
1. I took French in HS and 10 years later (omg, has it been that long!) could still ask directions, order food etc in France. Mohawka (love that, btw) is not that impressive with her minor Italian cameo.
We know you have book smarts Dr. McHottie. Why? Seriously!
2. Agree with all who have implied to keep it positive and kind with eachother. :o)
3. Go Sarah Nashville - I think we have lots of creative editing here that will magically be revealed druing the last episode!
3. Rock Chalk Jayhawk! We are finally ranked!! Did have to choose Bach over the KU/OSU game the other night which was hard - thank god for TiVo!
THANK YOU LINCEE!! Can't wait for the WTA episode :o)
oh, apparently I'm retarded. Should be 1 - 4 not 1 - 3 twice. Should have used that preview button!!
OK. Lawyer you keep it up! Love the boys and the pregos on here! Ya'll are the best! Reading new comments - too funny! Someone remind me why we call him Kush? I can't remember, but was sooo impressed that Boobs was actually really funny? And real quick..um ex teach's (Susan Lucci) kisses- ewww..Trav didn't even MOVE his lips? It's like a botox kiss. It's soooo exotic!!!
But Matthew McConaughey doesn't wear deodorant! I was so disappointed.
How do you guys know which one is Chris Harrison posting?
I agree with Becky in Denver. Everyone keep it clean. HOWEVER, there are a few rules you should adhere to:
1.) Lincee obviously doesnt want to discuss her pirvate life. Cant blame her. Don't ask.
2.) Lincee also doesnt want to give out her e-mail address so 100,000 people can e-mail her the same three pictures of Stork that are two weeks old.
3.) I am guessing (since I dont know her personally) that she isnt in the market for any new bestest friends either. Great, you have the same sense of humor. It's not destined that you two be BFF 4-eva.
Other than that I enjoy reading the blog and everyones comments!
I agree 10:47- I soooo think ABC is editing out the chemistry between Nashville and McH- it just seems so 'obvious' between him and Mo. And as far as the smiling goes- I seem to remember Kush and Sarah kinda doing that same thing?!?!- and look how they turned out! I think it is kind of a combo of nervousness and the fact that a camera is probably within which seems like less than a foot away when they are kissing...
Sorry, meant for that last post (12:49) to be under my name. Don't want to be critical and hide behind the anonymity. Not that anyone cares...
My thoughts (bc I know you care)
A. I'm going with the abc format as not to "copy" anyone else.
B. I also can't remember why Kush is Kush.
C. I think the deal with Sarah's boobs are that people named Sarah get to have a special magic boob bra to help in that area and I don't think she's prego.
D. 12:45, "botox kiss", classic, I love it!
E. Matthew Mc-not to thrilled to hear about his "essence". I don't care, men sweet, you're "essence" can only last until that first bead of sweet forms, then it's just stank!
F. You know it's Chris Harrison posting because his title is Host Chris Harrison...go figure...read the blog people!
G. We all know he'll choose Nashville because of the "ABC editing". They want you to think there is no chemistry. They show the same kiss 50 times to make it look like they're making out while smiling...of course they have to suck us in somehow...but little do they know it's not because we care to see true chemistry...we just want to hear what Miss Lincee has to say about it!
Thanks for listening...or reading...whatever.
He's called "Kush" because he's the brother of the guy who played Kush in Jerry Maguire.
Oops! SWEAT, not sweet. Men are sweet but not so much when they sweat!
What the heck kind of cheer is rock chalk jayhawk? Rock chalk? Don't get it. Boomer Sooner is so much better and more appropriate...even though you did beat us at home...ouch!
12:23, I think have a crush on you. Not because you sound so nice (which you do) but because you included point #3. Please don't think I'm a stalker or anything, but it just made me happy to read about KU Bball on my favorite blog.
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK, indeed!! It was really hard to switch back and forth from Bachelor to the game this week. Good thing we don't have another Monday game this season.
Go Jayhawks!!
What does boomer sooner mean? I believe that Rock chalk Jayhawk has to do with the limestone around the area in Kansas that KU is located.
Limestone is a chalky rock, hence Rock, Chalk, and it totally rhymes with Jayhawk (just like smitten and kitten--this does all go back to the Bachelor). It is, indeed, perfect.
Sorry about your hometown loss to the 'hawks. They're just hot right now, what can I say?
Speaking of hot . . . what do you all think Susan is doing these days?
please dont start a college rivalry blog game, kids.
thanks, mom. At least 1:28 brought it back to the Bachelor and was informative and not derrogatory.
I bet Susan is in L.A. auditioning for jobs and acting very "professional" whenever she goes clubbing.
1:34,
Sorry mom.
Boomer-OK oil boom
Sooner-Oklahoma land run, people who left early to steak their claim.
And this has everything to do with the Bachelor bc when Miss Jenn Sheft was the "ette" her #2 man was an OU man...thank you very much.
I think Susan is doing "professional" porn.
Oops! Stake, not steak. I must be hungry!
I'm pretty sure that everyone who follows any college sporting event (take your pick) knows that the University of Texas Longhorns dominate. Sorry Jayhawk and Sooner fans, I'm just keeping it real.
1:47 again --- And I think Lincee is awesome! And Tenn Sarah is going to win.
You're in a "real" fog, but that's ok, we still love and accept you.
I like Tenn Sarah, I'll marry her if he doesn't. Oh wait, that's just wrong. I'm married already with 1.2 kids!
If you want to keep it real then talk about the SEC. We are the National Powerhouse in all things sports!!
War Eagle for all those out there...
Lincee--will you please write blogs for other tv shows? They are so much more entertaining than the actual show. I had to flip between this last episode and static because it was so hard to watch! Static won. Love ya!!!
I really do have a job, but not in the mood to pay attention to it today!!
Thanks for the props anon 1:14. I am excited for the Jayhawks to "redeem" themselves against Mizzou this weekend.
Also have to give a shout out to anon 1:28 for your knowledge of the Rock Chalk chant, if only all NCAA hoopsters were so informed!
Back to the Bach - thanks for the reminder on Kush, hilarious! As for Hot Susan (I hope she wasn't Jayhawk!!) she really does have a striking resemblance to Susan Lucci (mentioned before I know...) and was just so dramatic in her limo exit that she MUST be on GH or Days of our Lives any day now!
Finally, as others have said, the fondu cheese was just too good and just plain cheesey. (forgive the pun) Hey McHottie...Susan is over there and she is talking to you!
jamie --
posting those pics would be so funny. I bet he has a striking resemblance to Michael Bolton with that long flowing hair or maybe a yound Rod Stewart!
ok, I am cut off from the blog...must..stop..posting!! :o)
Even though I'm a cyber "chicken" I thought I would share my opinion that Host Chris is really funny, Dr. McH lives up to his name (that Lincee gave him), and my sister is the best! (Most of you would agree I think!) Awwwwwww! Lincee, thanks for sharing LA with me and J and hugs to the "A team" J and P and T in LA.
lincee -
you know how some words/phrases are just hopelessly out of date in current American venacular? (think "jimminy cricket!" or "heavens to betsy!)
well, i propose that we, your readers, unite and stop using certain words/phrases in relation to anything to do w/romantic love THIS SECOND, EVER! (so it can sweep nation and establish descent into oblivion): "connection" "amazing" "journey" "same page" "awesome" and of course, "connection"!!!
Lincee... Slacking off??? For some reason I am not enjoying your recaps as much. I am hoping you will kick butt with next weeks WTA recap! Anyone else agree?
rude...3:06
cannot wait to read about the women tell all..since you pic is so small hard to be able to pic you out in the crowd...do you ask a question? DO TELL!!!!
Sorry Anon 12:18 about mentioning the pictures for the 8th time. I guess some people have more to do than stay on this blog all day, didnt catch it, I was having a life.
People make mistakes, ease up!
Sorry to bring it back to college football, but I just have to tell "justsomedude", "War Damn Eagle!"
sorry people, sorry war eagle, can't help myself.... go dawgs!
3:06
No, do not agree with you, and love how you chose to remain anon! We should have a rule, if you're gonna slam, don't be a chicken, and don't remain anonymous....that's just very chicken noodle soup.
Lincee knows that the majority of us appreciate her humor and that's all that matters.
But, please politely go away, and don't return until next Tuesday, and if you don't like her recap then please don't come back.
Thanks and have a great day.
*warning-this is a football post-skip it if you don't care*
1:46,
What the hell, I'll start it...
TEXAS...
Nobody here uses tinypic?
I'll be nice and host the pictures.
Hopefully all 400,000 of you (or whatever it is today)wont look at the same time and crash the site. I have 3 pictures. If anyone has others you can host them at tinypic.com if you think its that important. I think the girl in the picture resembles Sarah Canada. The guy in the background in the last picture looks like Mowhawka with her glasses on.
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvy7fa
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvy844
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvysk9
What is with his hair? Echo whoever said he looks like Fabio. Seriously. Maybe that girl who was on Average Joe and dated Fabio for a while can marry Dr. Dork.
Having a life but still somehow remembering what I read...I believe Your Host Chris H said he gave Lincee a shout out. Now, if that does not make it to the edited, on-air version, dang, but so be it.
He also stated exactly where she sat for crying out loud. So exciting for her and her sis and BFF!
So, no need to ask Lincee anything else really. Ya' know?
Just come to the blog if you are in need of a laugh or a little light reading in your day and then go back to whatever it is you do.
But don't be hatin'.
God bless your day. ;-)
I want to hear more opinions about this Bachelor!
I don't know if it's the editing or perhaps I have A.D.D. and am undiagnosed, but I think he's a big dull dud. I find myself nodding off whenever he opens his mouth. Yes...he is hot...and then he speaks and ruins it. And I agree with the person that said he kisses like he's had botox. I had to cover my eyes for his kissing...it looked painful.
Sorry doc...don't mean to hate. I'm sure you're a lovely person, but this show doesn't make me want to do flips for you.
Nikki - Chicago
I live in Nashville and got an email last week with pictures of McHottie before they started filming. His hair was long and in a ponytail. What a trip! Still cute, but that ABC intern has earned a HUGE bonus for the cleanup job they did on Trav!
Love your recaps!!! They're better than the actual show!
CUTER WITH THE LONG HAIR AND PONY TAIL! OMG! H-O-T!
and sorry but...GO HEELS!
I tried to read as many recaps as I possibly could before writing this but (as much as I love her) does anyone else want Nashville to trash the turtlenecks and show some skin? I love the upcoming preview of the rose ceremony night. She looks fabulous and is finally showing some cleavage. So glad someone finally helped her with the wardrobe. Hope it just isn't too late for Travis to see what he may miss.
Oh, and I loved the fact that Mo's picture was right by the massage place. It freaked me out in a kind of creepy way. Great catch Straight Guy #3!
I got that email too--I live in Alabama but actually a friends from California, Georgia, Texas and Kansas all sent it to me. It is supposedly some email he wrote to a girl named Kate or something. The pictures of him with long hair are HOT!!
We South Siders must keep it real and I completely agree about this season. I give this season a huge "meh." Truth be told, I only watch now, so I can have a visual for your posts! SOUTH SIDE!
Has anyone noticed...that Travis...can only speak...three or four words at a time...without pausing...?
ok JENN at 3:42..
FIGHT!!!
Jenn 3:42,
...sucks.
not nice 5:44
Footballers club...Fo' Real start a message board and stop giving your shout outs to us who don't care. Prefacing the shout out with "this is a football message so skip if you don't care" does not negate that you posted it. The hippie pics of our fish kiss bach are pretty cute, actually. Justsomedude... totally... know what...you mean...
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