Top 10 Moments of Women Tell All
1. Lisa: “I’m not as crazy as I appear to be.”
2. Agnes: “If Lorenzo like Erica…please…don’t like me.”
3. Jami: “You are such a bitch Erica. Dayum.
4. Erica: “I’m perfect the way I am, so I’m going to give myself a rose.”
5. Chach: “I think it’s a cow’s penis.”
6. Our Host Chris Harrison: “That was a terrible woody.”
7. Erica: “Jami is loud, drinks beer and rides bulls…she should be with a cowboy or football player.”
8. Sarah: “We all knew you were a Bachelor whore, but did you have to wear the wedding dress?”
9. Drunk Kim: “Hey…at least I went down in history!” (Blasphemy!)
10. Our Host Chris Harrison to Agnes: “I see you are shaking your head, but do you understand anything they are saying? Bless your heart.”
Was Chris giving me a secret shout out? I’m going with yes!
All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee
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I so love the women tell all episode. I was convinced it was going to be Sadie next week, but now I think the editors are pulling another Travis picks Sarah on us!
I am devestated....no mention of the awful laugh track? It sounded like they borrowed it from "Friends." Some of the things the girls said was funny, but come on! The laugh track made it sound like the audience was rolling in the aisles! I LOVED Kelly Ripa's immitation of Erica. Is it strange Erica looked proud? I guess none of us should be surprised at this point. I want to go down to Houston and see what kind of people "worship" her!
Lincee, I can't believe that one of your top 10 was not when the Chach, who has so obviously seen himself ackwardly kissing on TV, try to make excuses for sloppy kisses by saying that he is only affectionate in private. Cringe-worthy!!
I think the editing is favoring Sadie, but in the end he'll pick Jen. The girls all seemed to think so, and they lived with both of them....
And, do ya'll think Erica's dad did her boob job????
I LOVED the "bless your heart" moment!
And kudos to Agnese for mastering enough English to stand up for herself-and be funny!
Language barrier be damned, she's my new favorite for the Bachelorette!
Please tell me there is more?! :)
#11. Chach to Erica: "For it to work, you'd have to be a completely different person."
Anonymous 1:46 - Yessss!!! Good call! I loved the way he dressed Erica down, and she just batted those eyes and smiled dreamily, having no idea what he was talking about!
Lincee.... please tell me you have more in store for us! I love the wittiness and know that you have much much more to share so PLEASE DO SO!
I really think Erica was left crying after that one. She's the biggest fruit cake of them all. And I feel sorry for Lisa... Bless her heart, she has no clue how scary she and her timeline are. I guess secretly, we all have goals but no one speaks publicly of them. That would be shameful!
I want more recap! This is a tease :( Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease Lincee!!
It looked like Erika's dad sprung for some new hair extensions - that actually look like real hair.
#12: (Lisa): "Erika was the most honest one on this show." (that was Lisa's thank you for Erika referring to her as an upgraded vanilla milkshake with a cinnamon stick, chocolate sprinkles and BEER")
I agree that there may be some foreshadowing, but I don't see an ounce of chemistry between Prince Dude and Jen.
On that note, the girl's predictions are telling, but the Bachelor trend seems to be that the girls gravitate away from the front runner.
In any event, here are to all the uncomfortable moments we are sure to have next week.
I can't wait for next week. My vote is for Jen; however, I feel sure that I'm going to have to close my eyes during some things her Dad says next week. But he does obviously love his daughter!
My coworker hopes that Sadie wins, because she thinks it's going to be really fun to buy the People magazine with the Virgin on the cover as she swipes her Vcard with Chach.
i have to say this is one of the better, if not the best, WTA episodes so far. Maybe it was because they only had ten women on?
I don't remember the "that was a "terrible woody" comment" - What was that about?
Oh gosh. So many funny moments last night. I definitely laughed out loud when Chach says he's "affectionate in private", we obviously all know why.
I can't wait to see the scene when Chach turns his head to the side and cries, as shown in the previews.
Oh yeah, Erica's boobs looked HUGE last night. As in "I can't put my arms down all the way to my sides" huge. I really hope her dad didn't do them. EEEK!
Erica's the hotest & sexiest one of them all, you all jealous girls need to put your nails away.
"..you all jealous girls need to put your nails away."
Hmm....???
Loved the "Bless Your Heart" moment! And all negatives directed at both Erica and Lisa who were the biggest dummies I've seen on the Bachelor yet.
I'm sorry Jeremy ... sorry that you have horrible taste in women. I am personally embarassed to say I am from Houston now that she has put a stigma on how people are there. I know people who could be considered "socialites" and they are, thankfully, NOTHING like that spoiled rotten brat, with the heinous hair extensions. It's aweful! I will happily claim Galveston now, since the girl from there was nice, normal and could drink a beer!
Seriously Jeremy....have you been watching the same show the rest of have??
Hellllloooo Linceeeeee....
You can't be serious girl? Come on? Come on...please?????
There was so much more to write about. Are you on some kind of hot date that went through the weekend and hasn't ended yet? Because a hot date should not replace our bachelorette sisterhood here. You have a duty girl. A duty to sacrifice your personal life for your fans.
Who's the guy? Do tell? Do tell?
P.S. I think the person on your episode 6 posting asking about how many hits you get is someone from ABC. Do you think so too?
Does anybody think that ABC is being to hard on the bachelor this year. Feeding him to the wolves, persay (sp?) He has to meet two sets of future in-laws head on? Come on that is so painful, I'm going to have to cover my eyes and blush for the whole thing. That is low. Nobody should have to go through that. They're not going to be able to find another guy for the Bachelorette next time because they are treating Renzy so badly. Plus he had to send each of the girls away after the date like the nice Texan and Erica the other psycho Texan. I mean that was really tough too. Renzy's had it a lot harder, so I really hope he finds his soulmate. I also hope it's Sadie, because Jen's dad is a psycho. Talk about no class. Good hospitality is rule #1 -always.
Erica must be 'new money' because some one with 'old money' would never act like her on national television - I am sorry money cant buy class and her Daddy might have loads of $$$ but he did not teach his little girl any dignity. She really is just a spoiled brat with no class and even less style. What was she wearing?
Maybe I'm looking into this way too deeply, but did you notice that Chach said something about the girl he chose being "Genuine", and then Erica repeated that comment when she gave her prediction. She said "Jen because she's genuine", or maybe she actually said "JENuine".
-End secret code theory-
I can't wait until next week to see Prince Chach cry into the towel. It's going to be like watching a car crash.
Gosh it's hard to believe that Erica is so full of herself. She said that lots of people like to surround themselves with her. I'll tell you, if I were one of her friends and I would make sure and lose her.
that's it? seriously? I'm so dissapointed.....
Come on guys. . .lay off of dear sweet Lincee for a bit. This was the BEST Women Tell All episode in Bachelor history. My own laughter drowned out the "canned" laughter provided by ABC. Lincee gave us the best come-backs, and the most subtle one-liners. It was true Lincee fashion!! We shouldn't be so desperate for more. She's saving up for next week. Let's face it. . .two hours worth of shrieking, hiding behind tear soaked towels, and Jim Halpert faces. Miss Lincee is going to be one busy lady!! Not to mention it's Turkey week. Maybe she's busy shopping for her Dr. Pepper, Twinkie, Gummy Bear, Red Hot, Pringles, Milk Dud Thanksgiving spread. Happy Thanksgiving, Lincee!! Can't wait until next week!!
Lincee, I liked the Top 10.
I remember laughing at Erika one time in the episode when her comeback was "oh yeah, well come see my house." are you kidding me?! come see how much money my parents have!! grow up, girl!
Classic One liners. Great job Lincee. Thanks for the constant crack-ups. You're the best.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Lincee, you crack me up week to week! I can't believe no one has mentioned the 1 comment that made me laugh so hard...
Erica after they showed the clips of her journey, "... it was like being on 'Survivor' or something".
Anyone know Erica's dad's name? A billion dollars says it begins with a "J" and ends with "eremy."
All I wanted to do during that episode was ask Erica what she's a 'real' princess of. Hiltonshire? Sparklyville? Claire's Accessoryland?
Seriously! Just because a ten-year-old can buy a shirt that says "DIVA" doesn't make her Mariah! That girl is a real piece of work - I'm somewhat ashamed that I've used this many words talking about her...!
Erica TOTAlLY cracked Your Host Chris Harrison up. He guffawed about that girl. I'm not kidding. So clearly, he just thought she added to the season with the incredibly BORING Renzy. I mean, have we ever had such a dull prince, I mean bachelor? Ever?
2:44 p.m. --good call on erica relating her experience of living in a ginormous castle in the middle of ROME, ITALY to fighting for survival in the jungle! what a dumbass.
and that tiara she wears?! are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! who in their right mind, in their mid twenties, wears a tiara DAILY? she really does live in her own little wonderland. someone! quick! give her the blue pill to wake her up!
...sigh. bless her heart.
and happy thanksgiving lincee! your blogs are hilarious! :)
Ok...who cries this much? Chach, stop being a tool!
I was at a benefit last weekend in NYC and the bachelor was there. HE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY SHORT. I was shoked. The TV really hides how short he is... like definitely less than 6 feet tall. It's the weirdest thing ever, you'd never know over the television that he's a little man.
That is so funny anon. 10:06 a.m.
And funny that short equals little. Not necessarily but I'll take your word for it on this one. Like Tom Cruise, short and little. I get it.
Go cute little Sadie, go!
Erica's last name is Rose, her dad is Dr. Franklin Rose, a plastic surgeon in Houston. She's not a star in Houston (thank God) and hopefully she never will be. Although she does live in her parents' (not her own) house in the nicest part of town, people here just tend to ignore her.
I missed the Women Tell All episode and I was relying on Lincee's blog to fill me in. I'm disappointed there wasn't more. PLEASE, give us more this week on the finale episode!!
If we all keep complaining, maybe Lincee won't do it any more. EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE HER A BREAK! She does have other things in her life.
Thank you Lincee for doing this blog and keeping us always entertained.
Surely, Erica is kidding right? She must be kidding or medicated. No one really behaves that way!
Yes...yes. I heard the secret shoutout from Chris!
Sadly...I don't see any chemistry with either Sadie or Jen.
I am so disappointed. I thought for sure it was Sadie. The two of them had such fun together and such great reparte. She had so many more layers than I thought Jen had. I really liked Lorenzo too. He had more depth than most of the bachelors. He genuinely cared about the girls feelings. This show had a wretched ending. I wish them well though. I really thought he was picking Sadie though. I feel so bad for her. I hope she's the next bachelorette. I think the new Bachelor they advertised looks like a putz. Also, why does Chris say the hottest bachelor ever? That's such an insult to Lorenzo. Have some class ABC and don't knock the guy that just made you a but load of money. I vote for the Bachelorette again. Then we at least have a bunch of guys to drool over. I'm depressed I'm going to bed.
i agree with anon 10:14 completely. what a disappointment
What a train wreck that whole two hour show was! All the parents and both girls in the same room! What idiot intern thought of that? It made for painful tv. Then Chac picking Jenn....more painful tv. Ouch. I'm going to bed too.
What an awful ending of the show!
Those wretched, misleading editors are surly proud of themselves.
And the letter that Sadie gave Chach about all she deserved in a man..adorable...and then he used it AGAINST her??
AND he pulled out that ring and then didnt propose..but still gave it to her...what?
At least he delivered laughs all the way to the final second =)
LOVE your blogs! Thanks for the entertainment
This was the most disappointing ending. There was simply no comparison between the two girls and their families - Jen just doesn't hold a candle to Sadie in any way. I'm not sure what he was thinking. Big loss for him. The ending was just crushing.
Sadie got robbed. Show your support by wearing the t-shirt that says so.
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maybe he ditched Sadie because
1) Jen looks like his mom (already) and
2) he really is a nice guy and knew the fake engagement would destroy Sadie, as she was too sincere. Had not been around so many 'blocks'.
And BTW, anyone in that type of Italian family has all the privileges growing up of the upper crust, and is not going to marry into the gun totin' commoner family in Florida.
anonymous 12:22 a.m.,
Are you really Erica?
Thought so.
My pick was Sadie from way back so I was sad for her. But on the bright side, I really think our Renzy has commitment phobia so this won't last and therefore Sadie would have been crushed way more in the end.
Sadie would make a great bachelorette for ABC.
Bring back the bachelorette!
Does anyone have any scoop on whether or not they are still together? My guess is no, but just curious.
They are on Regis and Kelly today and she is wearing the ring. ???
Seriously Lorenzo, how about some tact for our friend Sadie. You obviously forgot to read the cue card the intern was holding up for you - your *clearing throat* "Sadie, you said in looking for a guy that you want someone who could not stand to be with someone else. Well, there is someone else and I'd rather be here with her" was about as cold as you could get.
Are you kidding?? The next guy looks hot! Waay foxier than the dorky Prince. ABC knows they have to make up for a bunk season picking him this year. I don't think Sadie could be the next Bachelorette because I'm already SICK & TIRED of hearing about the V card. I wont watch if she is! Gag me,, enough already!
Happy Holidays Lincee & I'll miss you 'til next season! Luv Ya!
(P.S. Have you thought anymore on blogging something else? Gray's maybe?)
anon 7:19 AM -
No, not Erica, sorry. But I did think he was a nice (handsome) guy, and so, to his credit, Sadie would mean full commitment; a little scary since they had not yet related in 'real life'. No sense in crushing her worse.
As for family - I know some families like his in Italy; there is a certain level of aristocracy and money and background - and the titles are discreet, but 'everybody' knows who's who. His is a prestigious family.
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